IT’S ALIVE!!!

An exclamatory statement that is accompanied by more than 3 exclamation marks is completely irrational and a sign of acute mental illness. As you can see, there isn’t anything wrong with this title and I am perfectly sane.

But…

THE SHARES OF IMMR ARE MOVING THIS MORNING AND I AM ALIVE WITH VIGOR AND VITALITY.

The redundancy of that last sentence doesn’t matter; chalk it up as a non-sequitur.  “The Fly” is making mountains of money today, even with the spastic retards at SCTY bleeding out.

Do not talk to me about anything else but IMMR, unless of course it flops.

In case you’re wondering, EMKR, WIT and HLF look great to me too. I am particularly interested in seeing Carl Icahn punch, mind you, Bill Ackman in the head with brass knuckles. My meager 7 figure position in HLF is child’s play and makes me a ‘mere spectator’ in this whole ‘battle royale.’ Nonetheless, let the games begin!

Back to the contents of the previous post, I hereby rescind any and all threats of witholding information, free of charge, from the dirty citizens of the internets. If you must understand, we’ve hired a marketeer, someone to consult us on the online business, who finds our ‘conversion’ ratios to be somewhat ‘reprehensible’. Many smug characters on the interwebs enjoy to poke fun at those of us who are able to conduct  online commerce, mainly because they’ve tried and failed. There is nothing shameful about being a man of industry, especially if the business at hand is beneficial to the consumer.

If I might be so bold, I do believe our offerings of PPT and 12631 provide a great service to those in the business and the self-directed pleb, trying to manage his meager earnings from the confines of a cottage or logged cabin.

This marketeer wanted to help with our conversion rates because, based on the numbers, revenues should be triple. But I’ve always stated, we’re not about money here. The public service is our mission and to that end: we shall remain defiant in the face of overly aggressive business consultants.

One final note on this matter: over the years, iBC has managed to net 7 figures in revenues (no Davian). We are not starved artists and do not request your pity to help us ‘survive.’ Also, might I add, this is a very small portion of my overall income (again, I must insist, no Davian); therefore, based upon the sun, moon and the stars, “The Fly” is acting in a most generous, charitable and giving manner, just by talking to you–donating my time to the poor and the disheveled.

I’ve concluded my nightly research and have decided that a handful of stocks are heading higher–decidedly so.

I have a list with me, that I wrote on a small piece of paper, which will be burned after I post it here.

My favorite names, heading in tomorrow are:

IMMR

SCTY

EMKR

INVN

MITK

MKTO

NUAN

PANW

SFUN

YOKU

Do not share this post with anyone! Keep it a secret and great fortune shall fall into your laps (no crotch). Do the opposite and a pox will fall upon your house, which will last for many generations.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BpBazknI2o

Technology is where the money is flowing, especially solar.

I feel IMMR and EMKR are poised to explode to the upside. Then again, that’s just me talking my book.

We’re not done going higher and I am having a grande old time with this tape. It’s easy, fun and there are disconnects to take advantage of.

I will post some new ideas this evening.

NOTE: Very soon, all intra-day Fly buys/sells will be reserved for the confines of The PPT. I will still discuss my ideas here, for free. But the gravy train, as far as actionable intra-day picks are concerned, is coming to an end soon.

UPDATE: I changed my mind on the whole intra-day buy/sells behind PPT for now.  You may clean your soiled trousers and relax now.

I was going to comment on the Davian debacle, discussing the topic of vanity and how people often misinterpret the definition of “real wealth” (family) is; but why bother? The guy is white trash and I’d rather spend my time talking about the markets.

Before I praise myself, banking coin in a runaway bull market (duh), I want to point out that The Option Addict is going apeshit to the upside with his picks today, namely GMCR. It’s as if he has a crystal ball on his desk. The one thing I can promise you, upon launch of his premium service, is professionalism, hard work and transparency. As an investor and manager of other people’s wealth, that’s all a person can ask for. The gains come later, in my opinion. I appreciate candor and a person who isn’t afraid to lose, but not reckless to the point of stupid.

Admittedly, my biggest problem is tapering the drawdowns. I’ve had some truly cruel drawdowns over the past 2 years and have been fortunate to have escaped it in 2013, thus far.

For the day, I am up 2.6%, putting gains within striking distance of 40%. Let it be noted, I did this taking an oversized amount of risk, currently leveraged at 125% long, zero shorts.

This isn’t rocket science, folks (Denninger). To make money in this tape, you need to know what sectors are working and when the money is about to shift to another sector–get in early, then sell.

Top picks: IMMR, HLF, WIT

I am going to talk about this in about an hour or so. I never liked the guy and had a twitter feud with him a few years ago, due to ungentlemanly behavior on his behalf, always a red flag for impending improprieties.

DEVELOPING…

You know I couldn’t wait too long before wanting to throw haymakers at ‘Montauk Bill” Ackman.

After JCP, life became easier for Bill. The CEO was thrown into the sewers and the stock price stabilized. HOWSOEVER, all the while, his billion dollar short position in HLF has been walking higher, most likely on a leash by none other Carl ‘give me three seats on your board’ Icahn.

Come on. I think we know how this story ends.

I sold GS and bought HLF.

I had a few errands to run today, which has delayed me from having a look at the tape. On the surface, it looks like more of the same: risk on. Solar stocks are up again, led by FSLR, JASO, JKS and LDK. It’s only a matter of time before SCTY and EMKR explode to the upside. That mini-CREE, RVLT, is up huge, as many have expected. The market has become somewhat predictable in the sense that everything goes up, eventually.

The one stock that I’ve highlighted inside of The PPT but have never purchased due to exchange listing is ONVO. They want to ‘print’ livers. I kid you not. Fascinating stuff, go check it out.

It looks like TXTR and YELP are coming in. I am a buyer of both names into any moderate pullback.

I’m up about 0.6% right now, clamoring for IMMR to get going–fully content with GS spinning higher.

Small children of the internet, cease offering opinions on things you are not considered to be an ‘expert’ on. It only makes you look foolish.

This evening, “The Fly” attended dinner hosted on a farm, a fund raiser of sorts, where good doing men and women congregated to stuff their faces on behalf of the needy. The irony of tonight’s meal was dripping in sarcasm.  I met an interesting older lady, who works for the state department. She took an immediate liking to my wife. Hell, everyone takes an immediate liking to my wife. She has an innocent charm that appeals to 99.9% of people.

I, on the other hand, posses a more ‘abrasive charm’ that tends to put people on the edge of their seats. I like to challenge the small brains of others. It’s not often when someone blows me away. It happened a few months ago at a local dinner party. I like to focus on detail, in all things. When someone can inform me of a small detail, a side note, of something that I deem to be important, I become impressed.

Tonight’s discussion surrounded around how fortunate we are to be alive during  the digital revolution. The industrial revolution might have paved the way to mechanized  world; but the digital revolution is connecting us. Hundreds of years from now people will reflect on this period of time, that we are fortunate to be born into, and revel in its genius. This is the nascency of real enlightenment, something the renaissance only pretended to spread.  All of this had me thinking: why am I tooling around with boat stocks and peripheral names when in fact there is something ground changing before me?

It’s equal to buying kerosine refiners at the beginning of the industrial revolution.

People have access to vast amounts of information, thanks to connectivity. There is immense value in it and I know the old man in you will reject it as a ‘fad.’ You are wrong to think this way, just like the Persians were wrong to believe their stupid culture would conquer the world.

Times are changing fast. Companies like GOOG, AAPL, YELP, ANGI, Z, TRLA and AMZN are are at the forefront of connectivity, standing to profit from the ongoing progress being made between humans and information.

Think about it before you size up another gold and coal chart.

Thank you for all of your pathetic emails, desperate to find out where Plutonium Petey had disappeared to. I see that you did very well under the stewardship of The Option Addict, taking high stakes gambles to another level.

As all of this transpired, in the darkest corner of my house, before heading out to Hershey Park, like a glutton, I took a giant stakes (a lesser man might say ‘magnanimous’) in WIT, EMKR and a very small one in ANGI. The thought process is to win at sport. I’ve neglected to inform you of this base instinct that lies in the deepest bowels of my gut. But it’s there and I think you should know: if you get in my way I will knock the teeth out from your mouth.

“The Fly” closed out yesterday’s trading session a champion of extreme proportions. About a week ago, I promised the world that I’d sever relations with my penis, both physically and spiritually, if The Goldman Sachs firm’s share price didn’t close at $160 or better. As this gamble progressed, many of you in the comments section, as well on Twitter, took time out of your very busy days to mock, even ridicule, me for making such a proclamation. Comments such as “prepare to have your gold member chopped off, HAHAHAHAHA” were thrusted in my general direction. After banning those idiots from the internets, I called up the people who control GS and ordered them to ‘get the stock to $160 by Friday.

Where did the stock close?

Indeud.

Next week I have numerous battles to fight, one of which is the bastard IMMR. Something has to be done about this stock; it’s boring me to death.

It’s the middle of the summer and I intend to get inebriated tonight, with the utmost dignity of course. Stocks are at new highs and Bernanke is back in our corner.

What else can we ask for?

For this good Saturday of the Lord’s making, I’ve selected some ‘good’ music for you.

Feel free to ask me any question at all. I will be sure to ignore them in the order they were submitted.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgPMwDNP-RA

ATTENTION MEMBERS OF SOCIETY: The Newly updated iBankCoin app for the iPhone has been released. We’ve added The Option Addict, Kong and RAUL, as well as addressed several bugs that were plaguing the application. I ‘need’ you to give it 5 stars and shower us with messages of splendour.