Very soon, before you know it, while you’re not looking, the market will “surprise sex” you–vaporizing your 4 figure brokerage accounts with reckless abandon.
All of the money you’ve saved, being a good boy, trying to buy a house or a used automobile, will be liquidated by lesbian margin clerks.
At that time, “The Fly” will be in a rocking chair, playing with his globe, blowing smoke into vaulted ceilings. You schmucks think you have all of the answers, bold and brazen in your contempt of my prophecies, impatient to be proven wrong.
All you need to do is wait, very quietly, and you shall be proven wrong–yet again.
I am going to “go away in May” because some cliches are worth believing in. Just like woman are absolutely psychotic during menstrual cycles, so is the stock market during the month of May.
***YOU’VE BEEN WARNED***jackass
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