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Declarations, Proclamations, as Well As Explanations Forthcoming

Back to the contents of the previous post, I hereby rescind any and all threats of witholding information, free of charge, from the dirty citizens of the internets. If you must understand, we’ve hired a marketeer, someone to consult us on the online business, who finds our ‘conversion’ ratios to be somewhat ‘reprehensible’. Many smug characters on the interwebs enjoy to poke fun at those of us who are able to conduct  online commerce, mainly because they’ve tried and failed. There is nothing shameful about being a man of industry, especially if the business at hand is beneficial to the consumer.

If I might be so bold, I do believe our offerings of PPT and 12631 provide a great service to those in the business and the self-directed pleb, trying to manage his meager earnings from the confines of a cottage or logged cabin.

This marketeer wanted to help with our conversion rates because, based on the numbers, revenues should be triple. But I’ve always stated, we’re not about money here. The public service is our mission and to that end: we shall remain defiant in the face of overly aggressive business consultants.

One final note on this matter: over the years, iBC has managed to net 7 figures in revenues (no Davian). We are not starved artists and do not request your pity to help us ‘survive.’ Also, might I add, this is a very small portion of my overall income (again, I must insist, no Davian); therefore, based upon the sun, moon and the stars, “The Fly” is acting in a most generous, charitable and giving manner, just by talking to you–donating my time to the poor and the disheveled.

I’ve concluded my nightly research and have decided that a handful of stocks are heading higher–decidedly so.

I have a list with me, that I wrote on a small piece of paper, which will be burned after I post it here.

My favorite names, heading in tomorrow are:

IMMR

SCTY

EMKR

INVN

MITK

MKTO

NUAN

PANW

SFUN

YOKU

Do not share this post with anyone! Keep it a secret and great fortune shall fall into your laps (no crotch). Do the opposite and a pox will fall upon your house, which will last for many generations.

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32 comments

  1. xxxHuggieBearxxx
    xxxHuggieBearxxx

    Well, listen…fire that there marketer of yours. No one knows what a conversion rate should be for a site like this…who in the world do you compare it to and even if you have a good comp would you know the details of their performance?

    Don’t let ’em dupe ya.

    If you want more subscribers, find a product with broader appeal.

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  2. xxxHuggieBearxxx
    xxxHuggieBearxxx

    Well, listen…fire that there marketer of yours. No one knows what a conversion rate should be for a site like this…who in the world do you compare it to and even if you have a good comp would you know the details of their performance?

    Don’t let ’em dupe ya.

    If you want more subscribers, find a product with broader appeal. Most of your products appeal to folks who have the time to trade daily and that is, at the end of the day, a limited population.

    The daily commentary and intraday “proof” is your hook. If anything, figure out how to spend some bucks on acquisition marketing…maybe SEM or some such. Conversion rate is probably not your problem.

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    • The Fly

      A disgusting topic that I care not to discuss.

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      • xxxHuggieBearxxx
        xxxHuggieBearxxx

        Indeed, it is a dirty business.

        There are very few businesses that aren’t about duping the stupid out of what little money they have.

        Glad to see you continue to be a man of higher principles.

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        • The Fly

          It’s not a dirty business. It’s a clean business when done the right way.

          But discussing is low-brow.

          I only mentioned it to the public, so that they too can attack my marketeer.

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  3. No One

    Kee CROX in your list.

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  4. Option Addict

    Love that MKTO and MITK.

    Hawt, hawt, hawt.

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  5. Wesley Willis

    Did you explain to the marketeer, the founding principle of banning (no haslam)?

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  6. No One

    Marketeer Top.

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  7. Jules

    I used my logging commissions to purchase some IMMR and YELP calls today. With the profit I hope to make I intend to stain my cabin with a subtle maple oak finish. Fly, many thanks!

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  8. Dr. Clock

    Dr Fly says….
    “”“The Fly” is acting in a most generous, charitable and giving manner, just by talking to you–donating my time to the poor and the disheveled.””

    hear, hear …
    Spoken like a true gentleman of means.

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    • quaint

      Fortunately for us, Fly does not need to earn his living from this site and yet; putting it here in electrons is beneficial for him.

      A brain scientist said something like: I need to write things down, so I know what I think. Another, states that the subconscious mind, generally forbids access to the conscious mind (cm), because the cm sometimes f’s things up. Like a golfer, pitcher… overthinking a swing, pitch… With some things, at some point, you need to gtf out of the way and let the sm do its thing.

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  9. quaint

    Congrats to iBC! Truly a Tier 1 site. Fly has done it his way.
    It seems transparency here is unparalleled.

    Wrt business consultants, granted, all businesses can be improved. But you know what they say, those who can, do (create & run their own businesses; those that can’t, consult

    I agree with Huggie that the market focus here is generally for those who devote significant time to trading. And that there’s plenty of room for expansion, if desired.

    PS I just rewatched Enemy of the state. It’s deja vu all over again. trailer:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoNT6u3mQew
    full movie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aRh52pUkh8

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  10. Ghams

    Is this marketeer, by chance, a snowbird from residing in Akron & Miami (no Fontainebleau)?

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  11. Ricky Rozay

    Fly for chairman of the fed!!!

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  12. Yabollox

    The Fly is a great writer. Intra-day stock picks have never worked for me. I need to do confirming research, but by then the timing is lost. So either way, I will keep reading whatever the Fly puts out there. That Ackman stuff today was some funny shit.

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  13. fake amish

    Senor Fly and the IBC empire have been hampered by the motherfuckers in charge driving the price of everything threw the roof. This abomination will not stand. Counted at least five times this week the very complicated statement “buy stocks, you can not lose”. on the no one watches network. IBC will get thru. But it is hard to get blood from dead broke young stones.

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    • fake amish

      IBC is the future of all business, media, fucking everything. The one you can trust. That is the only thing that matters.

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      • fake amish

        Give the kids a chance to be part of it before they get the necessary bankroll. Offer some cool stuff for sale. Obviously I could be dead wrong but I do not see the downside other than some pocket change lost on unsold merchandise.

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  14. MX2101

    In my non finance career- I’ve found that helping the Interns learn is rewarding and helpful for me, in addition to hopefully helping them.

    Teaching brings clarity, and sometimes greater purity and honesty of thought.

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  15. Captain Ahab

    If I may be so bold, what percentage of iBC income is ad revenue vs subscriber revenue?

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  16. ripper

    FLY you should recommend to start trading with 500 bucks, just like TIm Sykes.

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    • lol

      $500?! LOL! Trading, not investing?! So commission for a trade if you go “all in” on$5 trades is $10 to both buy and sell or 2% per trade. LOL 1 trade a week and you pay over 100% of account in commission. Horrible advice.

      Insanity.

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    • The Fly

      Sykes can cradle my balls.

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  17. garyw1

    Thanks Fly, I appreciate the continued opportunity to expand my knowledge base. Hopefully I’ll make enough to subscribe to the PPT and 12631. You really do have the premier market information website.

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