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IT’S ALIVE!!!

An exclamatory statement that is accompanied by more than 3 exclamation marks is completely irrational and a sign of acute mental illness. As you can see, there isn’t anything wrong with this title and I am perfectly sane.

But…

THE SHARES OF IMMR ARE MOVING THIS MORNING AND I AM ALIVE WITH VIGOR AND VITALITY.

The redundancy of that last sentence doesn’t matter; chalk it up as a non-sequitur.  “The Fly” is making mountains of money today, even with the spastic retards at SCTY bleeding out.

Do not talk to me about anything else but IMMR, unless of course it flops.

In case you’re wondering, EMKR, WIT and HLF look great to me too. I am particularly interested in seeing Carl Icahn punch, mind you, Bill Ackman in the head with brass knuckles. My meager 7 figure position in HLF is child’s play and makes me a ‘mere spectator’ in this whole ‘battle royale.’ Nonetheless, let the games begin!

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4 comments

  1. Jules

    The IMMR calls I purchased yesterday are now up 25%!!! I hope it keeps ripping tits into earnings!!!

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  2. The Fly

    BOWSER

    It’s coming down now.

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  3. OG

    Momos are all pulling back.

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  4. Dave

    As has been GTAT!!!

    not sure if you still own that but it’s been on the move as well.

    I presume you intend to hold IMMR into earnings?

    Congrats, I hope it rips!

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