New Lessons Will Be Taught Soon

Let’s view the Chinese market, then jump from windows. Or, better yet, let’s protest them and get pancaked out from their t-62 tanks. The harsh realities of the Chinese market is one that is FLAT for the year, trailing the SPY by little more than 1 basis point.

Sadly, you’re all fucktards, unable to discern the difference between a real bear market and one that is a fiction. This, ladies and gents, is a fiction, a ruse of sorts by bored men holed up in corner offices at Citadel. Bear in mind, the summer cocaine parties are in full swing. Piker ass rookies are manning the billion dollar trading turrets, with explicit order to not fuck up.

If you’re waiting for a steep drop lower, in the middle of summer, stick that heroin needle in your face and then invite rabid animals to eat it off (your face that is).

HERETO: By Thursday of this very week, the stock market will be measurably higher, “clam-boxing” all of your TZA-FAZ positions into homosexual parallelograms of perfidy.

This bitch is getting lit up, taking me with it. Everything is down and China all but flushed themselves down the sewer pipe last night, down more than 8% for the session. It’s ridiculous, really, but someone has to laugh at those bumbling morons.

I escaped the black hole last week, only to receive it today, currently down more than 1.7% for the day. None of this shit is funny. However, I am sure a select few of you catamites find it to be exactly that: funny.

Black flags everywhere, as investors attempt to surrender they are regaled with bayonets thru the fucking chest cavity. I am fairly certain it will get worse before it gets better. Therefore, I will refrain from allocating cash until I am quaking with anger.

Everything has always been the same, since the beginning of time. Cavemen would run out from their caves to bash in the skulls of their neighbors and steal their Nike Air Jordan’s. The depravity of man is something that can always be relied upon.

“The Fly’s” mini vacation ended, with a thorough examination of the ancient masonic order that lies in Fredericksburg, VA. I enjoyed myself, rather unevenly, and now have a mind for conquering the stocked market– yet again.

Will gold advance higher? Believe it or not, seasonality favors the yellow metal, more now than in any other month of the year.

Will the market decline? I think we get a lull, accompanied by violent trading ranges. We will bounce hard and soon.

What sectors should we buy?

Possibly gold. Definitely biotech. Most assuredly software security stocks and kickass software names like CRM. Bear in mind, CRM is teaching everyone how to sell. It is and always will be a hedged fund hotel.

I have plenty of stocks on my wish-list and will be looking at them closely, should the market decline a little more.

Back to my regularly scheduled bottle of wine.

Since I am still in the land of Jefferson Davis, I felt it was incumbent upon me to log my Saturday cinema post now, since I will be busy gallivanting (no homo) about the town tomorrow. I’ve always enjoyed southern hospitality, sopping up their biscuits and gravy with my money.

Speaking of which, I lost some during Friday’s trading session, about 0.5%. I was spared a worser fate thanks to my two largest positions, CYBR and CRM, being up. However, when long 30+ stocks, you tend to absorb the cross-section of the overall tape, which led to my losing of the money. Nevertheless, I find myself within 1% of annual highs and up about 30% for the year. Clearly, I am in a position of bold dominance, highlighted by my most recent sales of AAPL above $131 and ONCE north of $71.

To be clear and to the point: I am bowling on you pinheads as violently as the day is long.

Now to my movie of the week: Inglorious Basterds. Holy shit what a film.

This is a Quentin Tarantino film. I was introduced to his work with Pulp Fiction and was hooked immediately. He’s had other gems, like Dusk to Dawn, Grindhouse (extra stuntman mike) and most recently Django. But this is probably my favorite one of them all, probably because of the absurdity of the German people, coupled with the coolness of Colonel Hans Landa of the SS, aka “The Jew Hunter” and his insistence that Shoshanna (sp?) wait for the fucking creme before eating her strudel.

Let’s not forget Brad Pitt’s role as American apache/Nazi killer, leading a band of American soldiers to scalp as many Nazi bastards as possible.

Fucking outrageously hilarious film, a real family treat.

Why do assholes bring their fucking boats to hotels? I just had to scrounge for a parking spot for 30 minutes, like a beggard in the streets with a tinned cup, because two assholes brought their fucking boats on vacation, taking up 4 fucking spots a piece. My teenage nephew, who is very much like me, proposed that we “destroy his car”, via slashed tires and graffiti on the boat. “Social justice”, as he likes to call it. Had it been 20 years ago, I’d oblige him and burn those cars to a cinder. Alas, “The Fly” is getting old and has moderated over the years.

I see that I made a fuckload of money today. I also see that my 2015 prophecies are playing out, almost exactly as I predicted. Amazon is scheduled to rip whatever bear faces are left tomorrow morning, in a very obscene, mega-capped, fashion. Words cannot express how surreal this move is, at this moment in time. Amazon is king of the jungle and their gorilla cocks are about to slap the shit out of you.

Moving on: I sold out of ONCE today and started a position in VDSI. All of this was announced in real time, inside of Exodus this morning. I have a feeling that software security names are about to resume ape raping runs to the upside, which is why CYBR is my largest position in years.

Tomorrow I intend to partake in more summer madness and then make my way slightly up north again. If the mood is right, you will be lucky to receive a blog from me tomorrow morning.

Good day to you.

Do not talk to me, for my gains are too largess for idle discussions amongst the plebeian/reader class.

Both CYBR and ONCE are up more than 7%. What does this mean?

For one, all of you shit-talking motherfuckers needs to check yourselves before I punch your jaws loose through the computer screen. I’m on vacation, but will not hesitate for a second to inflict disturbing bodily harm to your person.

It also means my YTD gains are at new highs, upwards of +30%.

Frankly, I cannot believe the gains I am lathering myself in this morning. Part of me wants to sell and then partake in wanton depravity. But that’s my dark/sinister side. The gentleman in me knows that my stocks are up because the Gods have selected me to be a lottery winner, at life. As such, it is my right and duty to press these gains, casually, and graciously inform my readers that betting against me is a futile endeavor, a task that has slain many men before you and will continue to harm and maim in the future.

“The Fly” stands atop the apex, victorious, urinating on all below him.

For the first time in my natural born life, I dined at a Wawa gas station for the night. It was a rancid, horrid affair. As a point in fact, my roasted beef sandwich with extra blue cheese sauce atop american’d cheese slices was garnished with a large human hair. The entirety of my dinner consisted of a greek yogurt, small bag of almonds and a cup of coffee.

I am now writing this rabble, using a stolen WIFI code (thanks to the incompetency of the front desk), whilst drinking an earl grey tea.

I had a long drive down here and fully intend to make it worth my while. Aside from amusement park shenanigans, there are some great eateries down here, some of which I will partake in.

As for the stock market: I added to ONCE today. I am up almost 10 points on her and have made it a fairly large position. If I was managing billions of dollars, for one, I’d never talk to any of you. All of you would be too low on the totem pole for casual discussion. More importantly, I wouldn’t be able to buy stocks like ONCE. You should appreciate the difficult hurdles our local hedge fund managers have to jump through, always attempting to beat that dastardly S&P 500, utilizing Ivy league graduates and millions of dollars in research to that end, all for naught.

The truth is a little more perverse than you would expect. Many of your friendly hedge fund managers are perverts and drug addicts, unable to focus on managing money because their brains are frozen by narcotics.

FTNT crushed numbers and so did SNDK. Look for a horse whipped beating to the face, if short semis or software security names tomorrow.

Futures are higher and so are my prospects.

NOTE: If you want oversold/overbought info from Exodus on any 3 stocks or my last month’s worth of buys/sells, email [email protected] for that special, and more generous, offering.

So you know, all of my largest positions are higher today. “The Fly” is well on his way towards the heart of the south, Richmond, VA, to reenact the march of Sherman, throwing matches out from his automobile the whole way there.

The kids decided my work was superfluous and asked me to “cast it aside”, so that they might enjoy adventures. Very humbly, I obliged.

While in the south, I intend to partake in pork belly fat and other delicacies. However, I will be sure to remind any and all insurgents of this savage land of Appomattox and the place from which I hail from–a true Northern master.

At any rate, I’ve given over the headline to RAUL for the day. I will resume blogging duties this evening and also be sure to chime in during the mornings.

Have solace in knowing that as your lose gratuitous amounts of coin in this rigged market, Le Fly is bucking the trend and making sure that the south never rises again.

Fire Tim Cook now!!!

I am glad that I sold some of my AAPL position yesterday, despite all of the ridicule it received here, in the peanut gallery. YHOO is a stupid organization. I don’t even consider them to be a company. And GPRO’s numbers smashed.

MSFT hasn’t been meaningful since 1998, so please don’t mention them.

I know the shit-talkers will be out and about scaring people this evening, pointing to weakness in mega-cap tech. The truth of the matter is, as I mentioned yesterday, mega-cap tech has had a huge run. If we are to continue higher, we need new leadership, one of unimpeachable growth. So start looking for the next Netflix, lads. I promise you: it’s out there.

I closed out the session +0.4% and look forward to bucking the trend tomorrow as well. AAPL is a buy under $120.

This is not a trade.

With the cocksucker Dick C out of TWTR and Google back in full swag mode, I like TWTR here, as Facebook embarrasses the rest of the internet with their superior advertising platform. It’s only a matter of time before someone bids for TWTR. The mobile ad wars have begun and TWTR is a super-power in the making, albeit a dysfunctionally idiotic one (for now).