iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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SMOKED

This bitch is getting lit up, taking me with it. Everything is down and China all but flushed themselves down the sewer pipe last night, down more than 8% for the session. It’s ridiculous, really, but someone has to laugh at those bumbling morons.

I escaped the black hole last week, only to receive it today, currently down more than 1.7% for the day. None of this shit is funny. However, I am sure a select few of you catamites find it to be exactly that: funny.

Black flags everywhere, as investors attempt to surrender they are regaled with bayonets thru the fucking chest cavity. I am fairly certain it will get worse before it gets better. Therefore, I will refrain from allocating cash until I am quaking with anger.

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  1. yesimsteve

    The sky is falling.

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  2. zuulzuul

    Easy solution to your whoas: Buy some gold.

    I’ve been buying gold since about 1967 so if you have any questions about how to do it successfully just shoot me an email on here.

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  3. superpositron

    This is October 2014.

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  4. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    Buy pizza. Nervous investors gorge on carbs.

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  5. yesimsteve

    GRUB is worthless.

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  6. matt_bear

    has exodus declared it SHOMP time yet?

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