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New Lessons Will Be Taught Soon

Let’s view the Chinese market, then jump from windows. Or, better yet, let’s protest them and get pancaked out from their t-62 tanks. The harsh realities of the Chinese market is one that is FLAT for the year, trailing the SPY by little more than 1 basis point.

Sadly, you’re all fucktards, unable to discern the difference between a real bear market and one that is a fiction. This, ladies and gents, is a fiction, a ruse of sorts by bored men holed up in corner offices at Citadel. Bear in mind, the summer cocaine parties are in full swing. Piker ass rookies are manning the billion dollar trading turrets, with explicit order to not fuck up.

If you’re waiting for a steep drop lower, in the middle of summer, stick that heroin needle in your face and then invite rabid animals to eat it off (your face that is).

HERETO: By Thursday of this very week, the stock market will be measurably higher, “clam-boxing” all of your TZA-FAZ positions into homosexual parallelograms of perfidy.

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6 comments

  1. zuulzuul

    BANNED.

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  2. tradercaddy

    “…and get pancaked out from their t-62 tanks.”
    You mean Tiananmen Squared?

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  3. tradercaddy

    And speaking of parallelograms , I have always been fond of the rhombus. It’s actually a gay parallelogram.

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  4. Quality Control Inferno
    Quality Control Inferno

    Chinese central bank setting themselves up to be one of the biggest bagholders in the history of finance buying up these shares. Let the damn market do what the damn market will do.

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    • dcolella15

      Historically, “Fighting the fed” has always worked.

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