PBOC Adviser: The Death of the Chinese Economy Has Been Grossly Exaggerated

This professor and adviser to the PBOC did an interview to remind the lot of you that, although China isn’t growing at the command economy rate of 9.8% of yesteryear, it is still growing significantly more than the pathetic European and American economies (I may be paraphrasing a bit here).

He dismisses all of this chatter about Yuan devaluation. China is the best, whether you agree or not.

This is the best blog post of the year, easily.

I love the business model. I’ll bring you public.

Here’s the perfect business idea for this environment: Open a Hundred Dollar Bill Store™. You sell hundred dollar bills for ninety dollars each. You’ll lose ten dollars per transaction but you’ll do a trillion in revenues in year one. Maybe you show an ad to everyone who walks into the store and you break even. User growth with be on the order of 1000% per month. A billion users. You’ll be the biggest IPO of all time when Goldman’s underwriters get wind of that growth rate. Go public and let someone else worry about a competitor selling hundred dollar bills for eighty-five.

In a very cynical birthday post, Josh calls for the annihilation of the Snapchat class. He wants to take away your fucking iPhones and smash them into the tiniest of pieces. He wants to make Netflix and Spotify vanish from Earth and erase all records of them from ever existing (extra Xerxes). So many of you hogs have gotten fat from malinvestment, walking about the earth in mink coats and diamond necklaces, making millions off the dumbest shit ever. The time has come for you to feel the burn of scorched earth, as the recessionary whirlwinds from the east scald your fucking faces off–reducing you into skeleton dust.

I second Josh’s call for the apocalypse. Happy birthday, player.

Groupon is the single best performing stock over the past two weeks, buoyed by news of BABA taking a stake. There have been astounding percentage gains in the commodity field these last two weeks. Overall market performance, amongst 4,000 plus stocks, is in the ballpark of 7%. The oil pipelines, however, have done much more than that.

Here are the best performers, in al sectors, over the same period. One pre-requisite applied to this screen is market capitalization must be at least $500 million.

My GARP portfolio (Growth at a reasonable price) has gained 12% these past two weeks. For those unfamiliar, it is my semi-annual managed portfolio of high growth stocks, which are trading at traditionally inexpensive levels.

This is what you get for betting against Silicon Valley’s hottest tech company. The vultures came looking for you, found you, then picked you apart aftet you laid dead in the after-hours–due to an earnings leak.

Shorts thought they could cover before the market closed, to lock in gains and avoid non-systematic risk?

Think again, fucked faces.

Do not believe for a second this was an accident. Instead, you should know, it was done by design.

For its fiscal Q2 ended Jan. 31, Palo Alto’s earnings per share soared 110.5% to 40 cents, beating estimates by a penny. Sales jumped 54% to $334.7 million, above views of $318.3 million. Both measures, however, decelerated for the second consecutive quarter.

“People are not interested in adding one more agent onto the endpoint,” he said. “So simplified on the endpoint is a driver and it’s very analogous to when people say, ‘Hey, I don’t want firewall and plus, plus, plus (more products).”

Billings also surged 62% to $459 million during Q2 as customers began “buying all elements of our platform,” CFO Steffan Tomlinson said on the call.

Subscription revenue of $84.3 million grew 68% vs. the year-ago quarter.

“We’re seeing customers standardizing on our platform,” McLaughlin said. And with that, “they’re adopting a lot more subscription services than they have in the past.”

Current-quarter sales guidance for $335 million-$339 million topped analyst forecasts for $334.9 million, but Palo Alto’s EPS ex items outlook for 41-42 cents missed Wall Street expectations for 45 cents.

The company’s Q3 sales would be up 44% at the midpoint of guidance, and EPS ex items would rise 80% at the midpoint. But both metrics would also decelerate for the third consecutive quarter. On a seasonal basis, Q1 and Q3 tend to be weaker, Tomlinson said.

Just before the stock halted and earnings leaked, it was trading at $125. The stock has roared higher since, trading up to $147, or 17% higher from the price where the stock traded before the leak.

Bill Ackman must be paying for some egregious sins to undergo this sort of cruel punishment. The stock market Gods have declared war on Pershing Square and they won’t quit until the enemy, in this case William A. Ackmam, has been vanquished.

“The company is currently in discussions with the FTC regarding a potential resolution of these matters,” Herbalife said in a regulatory filing on Thursday. “The possible range of outcomes include the filing by the FTC of a contested civil complaint, further discussions leading to a settlement which could include a monetary payment and other relief or the closure of these matters without action.”

The announcement stoked investor optimism that Herbalife can overcome the dispute without incurring much further damage. The company has waged a three-year battle with Ackman and his hedge fund, Pershing Square Capital Management, which made a $1 billion bet against the nutrition company.

With more than a billion short HLF, representing almost 9% of Pershing’s overall assets, this move is sure to apply pressure on some of his other positions, namely VRX.

You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.

Today is a perfect example why I chose to trade SPY this year, in favor of the whack a mole game of individual stocks. Stock picking has become exceedingly difficult, as money sloshes from one asset to the next. In my opinion, it’s better to be macro, at least for the time being.

Stocks surged ahead again, adding to recent glorious gains. Total winship of the S&P 500 stands at around 7% over the past two weeks.

But the breadth was weak, quite so. Stock pickers were inexorably punched in the face today, with upside participation less than 65% of stocks traded. This doesn’t mean the wheels fall off tomorrow. It simply means there is overhead supply in this market by people who were buried in positions. Now that the market has decided to trade up, they are getting the hell out.

As discussed earlier this week, my final sale of SPY will take place tomorrow, placing me in a 75% cash position. After tomorrow, out of respect for paying members of Exodus, trades will only be discussed, in real time, inside Exodus.

Happy trading.

Fed’s Williams thinks crude will be low for years to come. Moreover, he believes inflation can make a roaring comeback to 2%. Most importantly, he believes the Fed should tune out all of the noise, while watch ‘the dats’, and continue its path towards rate normalization.

According to the Federal Reserves ‘dot plot’, this means a total of 16 fresh rates hikes over the next 3 years.

“I still think we should be following the same strategy, however many increases or the pace of increases, which will be driven by the data,” San Francisco Fed President John Williams told reporters in New York.

“We get caught up too much in should we raise in March or June or not or either… It just makes sense the strategy of gradually raising interest rates,” he added.

“I don’t see anything on the domestic economy that worries me in terms of GDP or employment data that we’ve seen. But the inflation data has been a struggle” given persistently low oil prices, though he added he is not too concerned about falling market-based inflation expectations.

All of this jawboning about whether or not to raise interest rates is fantastically boring to Fed’s Williams. He has more important things to do than to worry about pesky stock markets and global trade disruptions due to forex gyrations.

Export development Canada are throwing good money after bad by subsidizing the poor decisions of small to medium oil firms by providing them with capital.

They’ve approved $553 million worth of funding to help keep otherwise bankrupt companies alive, in spite of massive losses and a commodity that doesn’t look to be making a comeback any time soon.

“There are many smaller companies across Canada with solid fundamentals that are financially stressed, and those are the companies that we can really help to make it through this period of lower oil prices,” Mark Senn, vice president for western Canada, said in a statement.

It’s these sort of actions that keeps pressure on the price of crude. Companies must be allowed to fail, in order to balance the supply/demand situation.

I guess it’s up to the United States to lose jobs and bankrupt firms, for the benefit of oil companies worldwide.

America to the rescue, again.

In a somber note by the once illustrious hedge fund manager, Bill Ackman, he reported to be down more than 17% for 2016, thanks to an investment plan that consists of concentrated gambles on some very high beta stocks.

Moreover, these losses, when coupled with last year’s 20% drubbing, means that the entirety of his insider trading (AGN deal) fueled 40% returns, which was perfectly legal, are now gone.

Poof. Vanished from existence. It never happened.

At Pershing’s high water mark, assets under management were $20 billion. As of today, a little less than $12 billion.

In a most pointed research note coming out of Citi in a long time, they assert true Chinese growth, ex fraud, is probably in the ballpark of 2%.

Let that sink in.

They feel global recession is something that is entirely possible and that it is the duty of central banks to remain vigilant and to fight back the pangs of deflation through easing.

However, given the current environment, easing is something not likely to occur.

“In our view, global growth is at a highly precarious point, after 2-3 years of relative calm,” the team of economists led by Willem Buiter said in their note likely to exacerbate concerns about the world’s ability to withstand a pause in China’s stunning economic growth.

“The long-standing fragilities in the world economy relate to the structural and cyclical slowdowns in China and its unsustainable exchange rate regime, the excessive level of debt across many countries and sectors and ongoing regional and geopolitical uncertainty,” the economists said. The economists have accordingly revised their forecast for growth this year in advanced economies from a 2.4 percent back in January 2015 to 1.6 percent currently, and warned the 2016 figure “could well be lower.”

When they adjust for what they call “true Chinese growth,” the Citi team finds that global growth might have been as low as 2 percent year-over-year in the final quarter of 2015. That is the lowest since the eurozone recession of 2012-2013, and if growth remains at such depressed levels, it would qualify as a global recession according to their measures:

“To avoid a recession and to avoid a greater slowdown in potential output growth than is warranted because of worsening demographics, the world needs a global version of what we would call ‘Abenomics plus,'” which in Citi’s terms would be easy monetary policy coupled with fiscal stimulus and structural reform that would include “material deleveraging.”

But, given their recession call, the team doesn’t believe these policy measures will actually occur as fiscal stimulus faces high political hurdles.

“Even though we suspect that ongoing economic weakness and limited options for incremental monetary easing will probably reinforce the trend towards modest fiscal easing, we do not foresee a shift to decisive fiscal easing,” they somberly conclude.

As such, markets are on their own, naked and exposed to the easterly winds of doom.