FUCKING SHIT

On the verge of a nervous collapse.

I’ve been traveling in my broken car all day — because the other one is being used and everyone in my family needed a ride at the same exact time.

“Why the fuck are you riding in a car with serious engine damage?”

Answer: Because it’s a massive job and I’m moving soon. It doesn’t make a lot of sense to pay someone $6k to do something and then move 500 miles away. These fucking mechanics are prone to err — because they’re fucking morons.

On the issue of morons.

I don’t know how I was BAMBOOZLED into buying not one, but TWO, fucking dogs. These fucking things do nothing but eat and shit and piss all day. They’ve ruined most of my furniture and expensive AF area rugs. They run in the FUCKING YARD all day and chase rabbits and birds, bringing in dead squirrels and shit into my laundry room. They carry tics and pass those FUCKING tics onto members of the family and give them Lyme disease. Then members of the FUCKING family have to take antibiotics for the rest of their FUCKING lives in order to keep the lyme at bay. Then the FUCKING dogs bark all day long, at leaves, squirrels, people who pass the house, and rarely give you a FUCKING moment of peace.

I often find myself hoping they’d just run away and fuck off. Sure, they’re nice animals and they’re innocent enough and maybe I’m just a dreadfully impatient person. I don’t know. But one thing is for certain, the dreadfully impatient person in a house of 5 should not have sole responsibility of the FUCKING annoying AF animals.

Nasdaq is fading. Today is a good FUCKING day to book gains.

I was King Alpha Vegan for a week, having had bought BYND at $156 with the intent of selling it higher. Indeed I did that this morning — booking the gain and spitting hamburger meat into the faces of all Vegans as I exited the trade.

I also took profits in WELL and O, +4.5%, +3.2%, respectfully.

I’m 8 for the last 9 and I have several other good trades on the books. But I’m feeling like now is the time to reduce exposure, wait and see, as I drift into the hazy hot months of toil and tumult — packing and boxing and lifting heavy items for the duration of summer 2019.

Futures are indicating another +100. Everything else is strong but shitcoins. If you sold here and came back in September, you’d be an idiot — but not the worst type of idiot. The worst type of idiot are the one’s who sold in May in order to ‘take the summer off.’ Markets have been red-hot and one should expect the air to come out of it — even just a little.

This morning I was awoken by municipal trucks backing up and dumping rocks in my culd-e-sac. Then some other trucks came by and picked up said rocks, again backing up with that very loud beeping sound. After that, some crew members chatted up outside my house with their fucking hard hatted big mouths — laughing and having a gay time.

Now there are some more trucks coming with large planks of wood — because they’re digging up all of the sewers in the neighborhood…just because.

I was going to pop champagne corks into the faces of my new southern neighbors. Now it appears I will be forced to gnaw off my arm limbs, in order to hold up my end of the bargain — which was to eat off my own arm on Instagram live if BTC didn’t break record highs this year.

During today’s testimony, Powell said Facebook’s planned crypto was a giant piece of shit and it was a threat.

In testimony to Congress, the Fed chair said Facebook’s proposal raised “serious concerns regarding privacy, money laundering, consumer protection and financial stability” that will need to be “thoroughly and publicly addressed” before the social media giant could go forward with the project.

Powell added that it is not the central bank’s intention to discourage financial innovation. “We just want it to take place in a safe and sound way,” he said.

Bottom line: BTC is down more than 10% for the day and the crypto-fags are getting BOGGED the fuck out. What are we gonna do!!!!?

I am presently organizing the logistics of moving down into the sweet slow molasses south. Meanwhile I sold the maker of Lee and Wrangler jeans for a 5.5% gain. I believe it was a 2 or 3 day hold. Practically everything in my trading account was up today and I have lots of controversial names in it.

My time is being divided by organizing the move, the closing of the home, family health issues, and the re-writing of Exodus. Some might believe this is a lot to deal with and trade simultaneously. But I thrive wonderfully during periods of duress and enjoy having pressure.

Bias is up. Risk should be applied. My commentary might be light over the next few weeks — but my picks are still fire. I am in the Pelican Room inside Exodus more often, so if you need to ask me anything — ask me there.

Ciao.

Fed’s Powell just said the June jobs report did not change his view on interest rates, which means he’s gonna cut.

And then there’s this:

“Crosscurrents have reemerged,” Powell said. “Many FOMC participants saw that the case for a somewhat more accommodative monetary policy had strengthened. Since then, based on incoming data and other developments, it appears that uncertainties around trade tensions and concerns about the strength of the global economy continue to weigh on the U.S. economic outlook.”

I cannot give you a rational explanation as to why the Fed, all of a sudden, acquiesced to Trump. Maybe the specter of having Dr. “Gold Bug” Shelton on the board made them bend to Trump? Maybe not. Maybe, just maybe, they’re all fuckheads. But that’s not the point here today. We have to trade the market in front of us, not the one we want.

The fact is, the Fed will be cutting rates into a roaring economy, with stocks at record highs.

Digest that for a moment.

Who wins and who loses?

The dollar should be denigrated — seeing it down 0.4% today confirms that. How about inflation? Yes, inflation should come in hot — helping gold prices explode. Gold is up 0.7% and oil is up almost 3%. This is going to be inflationary, cheap vaudeville money sloshing around and looking for yield.

Value stocks will be in play.

Overall, this is very bullish for stocks and that’s why we’re rallying.

I sold out of CRWD for +3%. It was purchased yesterday before the bell. Each and everyday I buy a stock for an overnight hold. Thus far, the results have been nothing less than staggering.

Roughly 30% of ACIA’s business is with China’s ZTE. The fact CSCO was willing to pay such a premium for that piece of shit means they think the US-China trade riff will be resolved in short order.

Do the catamites at CSCO know anything?

Maybe. They certainly know more than you.

This out today, regarding trade war news.

U.S. Trade Representative Robert Lighthizer and Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin spoke to Chinese Vice Premier Liu He and Commerce Minister Zhong Shan on Tuesday, a U.S. official said.

They are working toward ironing out a trade agreement between the world’s two largest economies.

The official said the sides will continue talks “as appropriate.”

If the trade war gets resolved, I’m thinking some Chinese sensitive plays will pop the fuck off. You’ll want to be long pretty much anything in tech, especially semis. Markets rebounded, as predicted, today and now we’re coasting. I just stepped in and made a purchase and I am just about 100% invested — no fucks given.

I had a long day, an arduous one, and it’s only really just beginning. Perhaps this wretched market can give me a glimpse of happiness and pleasure in all of this black somber pablum existence.

You have to be a religious man to invest in this wretched market. Atheists get BTFO on the regular — because there’s no place for nihilism in a market like this. You must pray upon the altar of profit and hope to dear God that everything melts up and castrates the bears. Whenever you bear witness to bad news, it is your job, as a God fearing man, to step in with family funds and buy risky tech stocks into a leveraged account. These practices have all but rendered the investment advisor, AKA STOCK BROKER, worthless — yet they still exist. I wonder why?

Markets are indicating lower this morning and the doomsayers are out exposing themselves in public again, whacking off in front of the kids. It won’t be long until they’re castrated and sent to work camps, preferably Amazon cage facilities, for the balance of their organic, grass fed, lives.

As for “The Fly” — he is a simple humble man, superior to you in all manners, cavorting if you will, throughout time in his machine — blogging here for the plebs, gifting you the brilliance of excellence. I am a generous man and will help anyone who asks for assistance. Do not fear my heavy hand, for I am both graceful and kind hearted, beneath this calcified alpha exterior.

Oil is up, so buy the dips. Very simple and safu.

Listen to me.

This is not even a maybe. Bitcoin is encroaching upon 13k this evening and I am long. I am long BTC and a shitload of ELF coin. Do not ask why — for it is too complicated for your small minds to understand. Just know this, listen very carefully. Ok?

If BTC does not touch down on record highs this year, I will bite into my own arm and chew it off on Facebook live — or wherever the fuck you kids broadcast from these days. What do you fuckers watch, The Instagram aka “The Gram?” I’ll do you it there you pathetic little shits.

I got a link from a fine blogger at Marketwatch a few weeks ago, who referred to me as an ancient person who left Wall Street “decades ago.” What in the fuck are you people smoking? I’m 43 God damned it and I have the energy of a 5 year old school boy.

Back to my promise.

I will chew thru the bone and rip out the ligaments with my own face teeth — should BTC not hit record highs.

Why am I willing to do something so deadly to myself?

Because it’s not even a maybe — that’s why (dot dot dot) pal.

See, that’s who I am — and you’re nothing.

FUCK YOU GO HOME AND PLAY WITH YOUR KIDS!

Nite.

I am an expert on so many things now — from stocks to bonds to veganism to cryptos to literature. I am a distinguished gentleman of many hats and I cannot be bested. I tell this to you now, not to inform of you these fact, but to warn you against crossing me.

For the day, I booked a gain and a loss and bought two ridiculous stocks. I am neither here nor there, not anywhere. The fact of the matter is, I am a zealot for stocks and know how to pick them and when to not pick them. This is not an occasion to get too excited. Not much going on, other than cocaine straws and lazy Mondays.

My bias is for a strong bull’d up market, but my hopes and dreams is for one clouded in black smoke and chards of metal bustling throughout your city streets. Since I cannot have the latter, I’ll take the former and try to entertain the world with my prose and unbelievably witty commentary.

You can try to find someone in the finance world as good and knowing as “The Fly” — but you’ll never, ever, find him.

GOOD DAY.