iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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BUY THE FUCKING DIPS NERDS!

You have to be a religious man to invest in this wretched market. Atheists get BTFO on the regular — because there’s no place for nihilism in a market like this. You must pray upon the altar of profit and hope to dear God that everything melts up and castrates the bears. Whenever you bear witness to bad news, it is your job, as a God fearing man, to step in with family funds and buy risky tech stocks into a leveraged account. These practices have all but rendered the investment advisor, AKA STOCK BROKER, worthless — yet they still exist. I wonder why?

Markets are indicating lower this morning and the doomsayers are out exposing themselves in public again, whacking off in front of the kids. It won’t be long until they’re castrated and sent to work camps, preferably Amazon cage facilities, for the balance of their organic, grass fed, lives.

As for “The Fly” — he is a simple humble man, superior to you in all manners, cavorting if you will, throughout time in his machine — blogging here for the plebs, gifting you the brilliance of excellence. I am a generous man and will help anyone who asks for assistance. Do not fear my heavy hand, for I am both graceful and kind hearted, beneath this calcified alpha exterior.

Oil is up, so buy the dips. Very simple and safu.

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5 comments

  1. WrongView

    G.M.C.

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  2. ericbakerbruce

    L.S.D.

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  3. spaceman

    G.O.L.D.

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  4. goldwing

    LOL. I remember when you banned anyone over 40yrs young. As the world turns, No One can avoid the full circle, NO one. At ease.

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  5. WrongView

    Gold is dead.

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