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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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I AM CAPTAIN OF ALL CAPTAINS

I am an expert on so many things now — from stocks to bonds to veganism to cryptos to literature. I am a distinguished gentleman of many hats and I cannot be bested. I tell this to you now, not to inform of you these fact, but to warn you against crossing me.

For the day, I booked a gain and a loss and bought two ridiculous stocks. I am neither here nor there, not anywhere. The fact of the matter is, I am a zealot for stocks and know how to pick them and when to not pick them. This is not an occasion to get too excited. Not much going on, other than cocaine straws and lazy Mondays.

My bias is for a strong bull’d up market, but my hopes and dreams is for one clouded in black smoke and chards of metal bustling throughout your city streets. Since I cannot have the latter, I’ll take the former and try to entertain the world with my prose and unbelievably witty commentary.

You can try to find someone in the finance world as good and knowing as “The Fly” — but you’ll never, ever, find him.

GOOD DAY.

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3 comments

  1. ericbakerbruce
    ericbakerbruce

    The Fly is true Renaissance man, a 21st century Michelangelo, if you will.

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  2. trumpmeister

    Fly is no longer a doctor. He is a has been. The true innovators are now buying cryptocurrencies instead of old man stocks.

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