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Chinese Ambassador to Trump: ‘Very Soon’

The Chinese ambassador to the US was talking greasy after the market today, in regards to the Trump trade war against the great walled nation. When asked when his country would retaliate against the US, he said ‘very soon’ — because anything that hurts the interests of the Chinese people were, in fact, considered a very serious matter in Beijing — unlike the policies of America — which is to BEND THE FUCKING KNEE to any nation with growth that could be exploited by our corporate overlords.

On that news, Nasdaq futs are -40.

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30 comments

  1. Cricket

    ‘Free’ trade ain’t free and you can’t make poor people rich by making rich people poor.

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  2. Lyndon Keltner

    With all due respect, fuck the Trump-loving shithole flyover country racist farmers. I wish them big league bankruptcy.

    Spoiler: The Russians will not bail them out.

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    • numbersgame

      Not all Trump lovers are racist. Most are just scared and ignorant: that’s how the 1% get them to vote Republican:

      “I’ll protect your wives from immigrants who want to rape them!”
      “I’ll protect your jobs from immigrants who want to steal them!”
      “I’ll protect your pride from women who won’t let you grab them by the pussy!”
      “I’ll protect your guns so minorites can’t rob your house!”
      “I’ll protect you from North Korea, a country with an economy 500 times smaller than us and separated us from by the largest ocean in the world (and who only want nukes becuase they are scared that *we* will invade *them*)”

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      • numbersgame

        Also: “I’ll protect you kids from homosexuals that want to turn them gay.”

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        • joyous__ending

          The biggest danger to homos…is other homos.
          But they never admit it.

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      • Lyndon Keltner

        The fact is one has to be quite fucking racist to be a Republican in 2018.

        2018 is not 1953 (when the non-racist liberal Republicans were still around) and Donald John Trump is no Dwight David Eisenhower.

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        • joyous__ending

          Very poor grasp of history and political reality. But that is the mindset of today.

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          • Lyndon Keltner

            This is one of our soon-to-be U.S. Senators Chris McDaniel (R-MS). He would have been a Dixiecrat before LBJ signed the Civil Rights Act in 1964.

            To those who don’t live in the Fox News universe, my grasp of history and political reality is pretty damn excellent.

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        • numbersgame

          Racism negatively affects minorities (especailly blacks and hispanics) much more often and with more negative consequences than whites. However, everybody has racist stereotypes.

          Racists are much more likely to vote Republican. However, not all Repulicans are racist (although Trump clearly is).

          As for McDaniel, it’s clear that a Republican will win that dsitrict. Also, it’s likely that any Republican winning that district will not be infavor of civil rights laws or other social issues. So if I was voting in that district, I would be resigned that someone who was liberal on social issues would lose and would concentrate on other issues.

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          • sarcrilege

            You aint white so you dont know and cannot know how racism affects whites. Frankly, racism, or anything else for that matter, affects people only if they let it affect them.

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          • numbersgame

            Not everybody that is white is a white supremist like you. You just prefer to believe that I’m not white, because otherwise it destroys your arguement.

            Also, anybody with at least average intelligence would know that negative stereotypes are going to affect those that aren’t in postions of power more than those that are.

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          • numbersgame

            I suppose that I must be a lesbian because I think there is bias agaisnt women and homosexuals, too.

            Sorry for calling out entitlement where I see it, Snowflake.

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          • numbersgame

            Frankly, you can ahve the last word because I’m gettign bored of making the same points over and over.

            Seriously, are you a fucking idiot or what?

            Our next president: a lesbian black woman. Not a fucking chance and you KNOW it, but go ahead and continue to live your racist, sexist, homophobic, anti-semitic life in denial if you want.

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          • sarcrilege

            Even if we all were the same color, race and gender (hermaphrodites) we would still discriminate – either on IQ basis, status (hot pink discriminating against pink), etc. Even if we eliminated ALL differences, we would invent differences, that’s who we are, the human race. So let’s just forget this racism bullshit which is a fact of life and let’s focus on what matters… the filthy banksters robbing us blind.

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        • usa made-cuban parts
          usa made-cuban parts

          the tired racism claim….. it is so old. “the fact is” you say, “when the non-racist liberal Republicans were still around” you say….get a grip lady. They do exist…. you are surrounded by them…. we just dont go engaging with knuckledraggers like yourself because you cant have a conversation without having a freakout tirade when you hear things that dont match your naive worldview. Stop turning on your fellow Americans, you freaking jerkoff.

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    • bobbin4apples

      Yeah thats the right idea. Hate your own countrymen. When war breaks out you will be the first to run. (With all due respect… fuck outta here)

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  3. numbersgame

    Daaammnn, look at the Futures. Dow down 400 fucking points, Nasdaq down 130. Looks like we are back to our regularly scheduled Tech Crash.

    Did I close my TSLA longs yesterday? Yes I did.
    Did I reduce my AAPL and MU longs? Yes I did
    Did I increase my NFLX short position? Yes I did
    Am I short AMZN, which is down 3% **premarket**? Yes I am

    Did I tell you a month ago that we could be topping even though the economy looks great?
    https://ibankcoin.com/flyblog/2018/02/28/update-exodus-quant-strategy-february-march-brings/#comment-546040

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  4. Lyndon Keltner

    Can’t quite call this a crash just yet but I’ll start buying some ES contracts sub-2560, should we get there before 9:30.

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    • numbersgame

      Looks to be a 3% down day. Can’t see a 2% down open, and then going up from there in this environment.

      I’ll buy at 3% down, or near the close if we are still only 2% down. I’m thinking we get near 2500 this week

      (I didn’t give you thumbs down)

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      • Lyndon Keltner

        You can be right, but the selling lacks gusto and bonds been acting weak.all night. I did snatch a batch of ES contracts right at 2560 and, should we really crash today, will add to the position between larger than normal intervals all the way down to sub-2500.

        Downvotes are great; they incessantly remind me that there are plenty of very low IQ individuals (to borrow a Trumpism) on this planet.

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        • numbersgame

          There’s also a difference between when I’ll cover short postions and when I’ll go long.

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  5. juice

    damn Hillary was right — Putin did it! those damn Ruskies are behind this stock market rout somehow .. Mueller will get to the bottom of it!

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  6. sweetbillyv

    Wow fly you got some butthurted bigots who read your shit! Lol

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    • numbersgame

      Yup – and they voted for Trump

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      • sweetbillyv

        Nah bruh, you guys sound like little bitches. Grow the fuck up. You guys ran a cheater, both are.

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        • numbersgame

          Didn’t vote for Hillary (or Jill)…

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          • sweetbillyv

            Means dick, you’re still a bigot based on how you feel about fly over states and farmers. Deal with it pal. You’re exactly what you despise.

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  7. masteroneass

    The trick is to buy the best industry and the worse industry then flip every few years. Its retarded but by putting them in those positions sometimes you get something out of it a cleasing lets say. Also how the fuck did China in like 20 years start dicatating our lives? How / Who let them pull this crap off? The consumer? The government? Trade Wars are simple and easy to win? Ok then how did we get to this point. China has the largest GDP. We have the fattest and most lazy people on netflix facebook and uber?

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