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Market Smokes Higher on Fake News Report About Amazon

Bloomberg issued a report, citing 5 anonymous sources inside the White House who said Trump had no real plans to fuck with Amazon. It’s all smoke and mirrors, a parlor trick for the unwashed masses.

But inside the White House, there are no active discussions about turning the power of the administration against the company, according to five people familiar with the matter who spoke on condition of anonymity.

None of the five people was aware of any ongoing discussion about turning Trump’s tweets into action against Amazon, not on the legal or regulatory fronts, or even regarding its reliance on the U.S. Postal Service, which has drawn the lion’s share of Trump’s wrath.

Trump expressed a desire to aides last summer to raise the Postal Service’s rates for delivering Amazon packages, one person said. His staff explained to the president that the Postal Service is an independent organization and its mail rates are set by a commission, the person said.

Aides also discussed antitrust options in light of the Amazon and Whole Foods merger, but never seriously considered any action because the Federal Trade Commission and Justice Department handle those matter independently.

Trump’s attacks — five tweets on subjects from the Postal Service to taxes and retailing — have weighed on the company’s shares, sinking its market value by about $55 billion over the past six days.

As a result, this shit happened.

If anything, this is a fine example of a short squeeze — a cadre of indecorous people being dismantled and tossed into pits with hungry lions. Speaking of which, before the market spiked, I went ahead and bought some QID at $12.91. When I got back from fetching a cup of coffee, it was 30 cents lower — because the fucking Nasdaq had gone up more than 70 points.

Shares of AMZN have risen by $30 since this FAKE NEWS report was published.

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48 comments

  1. numbersgame

    Regardless of the tax situation, Amazon is still vastly overpriced.

    Amazon has a relatively simple business, but people misprice it because it is split in two segments: (1) a money-losing retail segment and (2) a highly profitable and rapidly growing cloud segment. So it is very difficult to come up with a single PE ratio (or any other ratio) for Amazon. The obvious solution is to price each segment separately and then combine them.

    Amazon’s Retail business runs razor-thin margins on its retail business. What it gains in Big-box comparisons in avoiding reatil floor space (and parking area), it loses in needing larger warehouse (no floor space to dispaly inventory) and higher shipping costs (thanks to prime and other free shipping deals). In fact, Amzon lost moey on it’s rtetail business in 2017, so we can’t even assign a PE ratio. However, Price to Sales is a suitable metric. Walmart and Target have PS ratios of 0.53; Costco is 0.60. Given that AMZN is losing money and Walmart isn’t, their margins can’t be that much better, so their PS should be around the same level. Heck let’s bump it up to 0.8.

    Assuming that the growth rate from 2015 to 2017 holds (27%), we get estiamted 2018 Retail sales of 204.2B, with a Market cap for the retail business (using PS) of $163B.

    The AWS sales and profits are significant, so a PE ratio is more appropriate. Becuase of its high growth, a PE of 30 seems reasonable. Assuming that the growth rate from 2015 to 2017 holds (49%), the estimated sales are $26.0B in Revenue and $6.6B in profit. That works out to a maket cap of $198B.

    This puts AMZN (Dec 2018) Target Market cap at $163B + $198B = $361B and a target price of $746/share.

    The hard work is done above, but you can use different multiples if you want. For a conservative Bear, you could try a PS on retail of 1.6 and a PE on AWS of 40. This gives you a target share price of $1220, still 10% down from where we are at.

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    • sarcrilege

      All it takes is for Trump to cancel the multi-billion $$$ contract Amazon has with Pentagram and that filthy ship Amazon starts sinking quickly; and your multipliers become meaningless.

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  2. bennyhill

    Told you yesterday we would bounce today. Benny Hill ain’t no shill.

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  3. it is showtime

    Tick – Tock

    Tick — Tock

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  4. acehood

    Stop citing PE ratios. Markets don’t trade off that shit.

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    • numbersgame

      They don’t until they do.

      If we aren’t i na Bear market, we will be soon, and then you’ll watch the high PE stocks fall like hammers.

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  5. helicopter money
    helicopter money

    Buy XVG-Verge. The biggest crypto partnership is being announced on the 17th. Pro tip: you won’t.

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  6. helicopter money
    helicopter money

    Stawks are for old men on dialysis. Let the damned thing crash already so the millennial moon lambo drivers can get a car wash from grandma and grandpa.

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    • heckler

      Grandma bikini workshops bitch! We certainly can’t run this country like our parents less we become so oligarchical and fucked that America, at least, ceases to exist.

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  7. mad marsupial

    So Trump can do the math. He dropped AMZN about $11 Billion per Tweet. We can do the math too. If/when he tweets again, expect another 10 Billion in market cap to get sucked off the top.

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    • numbersgame

      “Trump is also smart enough..” – let me stop you right there.

      Instead of reading intel briefings, Trump gets his info from TV. The multi-trillion dollar budget of the most powerful country on Earth almost got vetoed becuase Fox and Friends didn’t like it.

      He has no in-depth thinking. For example, I understand if someone think the Iran deal was bad. However, Iran has already received the benefits: their assets were unfrozen. How does it help the US – or hurt Iran – if we walk away from the deal now? Crickets.

      He is very easy to manipulate: whatever argument he hears last is the one he believes. Foreign countires know that if they treat him like a king, they can get whatever they want because he’s not one for details.

      In all seriousness, I think his IQ is in the 80s: low end of average. It’s no wonder that those with the lowest education level find him relateable. If his Dad wasn’t filthy rich, instead of “Your fired,” his catch phrase would have been “Do you want fries with that?”

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      • sarcrilege

        -intel briefings are fake news with unamerikan agenda behind them
        -knowing what is on fake news tee vee puts Trump on the same page as the rest of the gullible sheep watching tee vee and gives him opportunity to re-educate some less-gullible sheep
        -Iran – one way or another, zero consequence for his voter base, plus Trump is just eating filthy Israeli ass
        -Trump is not easily manipulated – otherwise the deep state would have him under their complete control
        -IQ measurements are flawed; furthermore, he does not need to relate to brain surgeons and their IQ, just his voter base
        -his dad was not filthy rich, he was a german immigrant who made some money. Trump made money too, or at least he did not squander his inheritance.

        The point here is that you are stinking marxist and for that reason you dont like anybody else other than that filthy muzlim communist Obama and wont like any prez unless s/he is a communist too.

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        • numbersgame

          *An intelligent person gets as much info as possible and then decides fro themselves waht is fake. They don’t need someone else to tell them or to shield their mind from it.
          *Iran = zero consequences for his base? Then why are they so concerned about getting out of the Iran deal?
          *Trump is not easily manipulated: haaa, haaa, haaa, yeah, that’s a good one. The North Koreans got him to meet with Kim becuase they convinced him that he is the first President they were *willing* to meet with. Reverse psychology 101.
          *Fred Trump did earn his money the hard way (never said he didn’t) and ended up filty rich. Donald rode his coat tails.

          I agree that IQ measurements are flawed. I was just saying that Trump has below average IQ. There are many successful people with below average IQs. Maybe he is a Marketing savant.

          You’ve previously admitted that you prefer that those in power do everything in their power to keep the field tilted in their favor. Not apologizing becuase I disagree with that viewpoint.

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          • sarcrilege

            Methinks all that Trump needs to do is not abandon those that voted him in, dumb or not, and fuck with marxists. Trump will be judged on how he pursued his election promises – maga, no wars, swamp. That’s all he needs for reelection – a simple guy who did what he said he was going to do and people will vote for him again.

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          • ferd

            “*Iran = zero consequences for his base? Then why are they so concerned about getting out of the Iran deal?”

            WFT? I’m sure you know the answer: The racist Likud warmongers want war with Iran. The plan was written in the 1990s and ever since 9/11 we have been following the plan. Never reported on MSM. How is it that most Americans still don’t know this …even as they send their sons to die.

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          • numbersgame

            “Trump will be judged on how he pursued his election promises – maga, no wars, swamp. ”
            Agreed.

            MAGA = back to the times that a white male teenager could refer to a 50-yo black man as “boy” and slap his teacher (’cause that’s the only profession for wome, right) on their ass and get a smile for doign it. Making progress, but getting push back.

            no wars: actions speak louder than words, so we’ll see how this turns out. NK, Iran, Syria?

            swamp: Fail, bigly.1% get cabinet postions, Corporation favored over working class (except for tariffs) or tax payers, Investor calss gets the tax break (Trump ends up with a nice huge break himself, contrary to his stated goal). Countries and corporation buy Trump properties and increase business with the Trump Family for favors.

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          • sarcrilege

            @ferd, You and I know that but the average redneck cant even find Iran on a blank map let alone know what the Iran deal entails and the Israeli shenanigans driving it. His voter base is indifferent in this respect due to their ignorance and just want to be done with MENA. Trump voters will not hold Trump’s feet to the fire over Iran deal, that’s where I was going with it.

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          • sarcrilege

            @#, as ferd is saying ad nauseam: “…backlash as the pendulum over-corrects when the crazies are called out.” and it will be ugly only for one, and one reason only, because you marxists and the other filthy communists pushed it so far left that good cleansing is now needed to get back to normal. It’s all your fault!! I hope you’re happy!

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  8. stockslueth

    If somebody doesn’t make a satirical movie about all this, it will be a damn shame.

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  9. Lyndon Keltner

    The bounce has commenced. Bearshitters best stay out of the way.

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  10. mx2101

    Isn’t Amazon positioned to become one of a handful of ubiquitous brands?

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  11. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Why was it all good when 0bama said he was going to destroy the coal industry and he bad mouthed it almost daily yet when Trump says something about Amazon then Trump is a bad guy?

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  12. Cricket

    Five anonymous sources in the White House? Bloomberg has committed Fake News.

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    • joyous__ending

      Trump is also smart enough to know a bear market does him no good. Smacking on Amazon, China, Mexico all make good politics for his base. He will likely be guilty of whipsawing the index many times before he departs the scene. But if he is not careful he may actually find one day his tweeting crashes the airplane.

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  13. wolfdaddy

    Anyone rooting for the youtube shooter? Asking for flys videos

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    • joyous__ending

      I never root for a murderer. Sounds like a female cracked up in the workplace. This one and motive will be solved by the end of the day.

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      • clock

        Sounds like a female cracked up in the workplace.

        …or on crack in the workiplace. (was…she’s no longer with us)

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    • ironbird

      Cue the Hogg. Ban all Heterosexual dating! Fags and Trannie love only.

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      • numbersgame

        Interesting fact: if you do a search on Fly’s blog for Tranny fag homosexual, guess who’s name keeps popping up?

        Don’t worry, I’m sure that one night when you were really drunk, you really had no way of telling. I mean s/he was wearing a skirt, right? How were you supposed to know? And once the two of you were naked, it was too late to stop, right? And you were REALLY drunk, right?

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    • sarcrilege

      yes, I was. Inspirational. …very hopeful she gets a few of those filthy (((bolsheviks))) who consider goyim non-human. Perhaps more luck next time.
      https://tinyurl.com/y95ea4pw

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      • ferd

        Yep, that attitude exists. Important for people to be aware. Makes me especially worried for the many loving and joyful Jewish contributors to our society who will get caught up in any backlash as the pendulum over-corrects when the crazies are called out.

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        • sarcrilege

          Being jewish is a choice later on in life. Many jews renounced their evil tribe, distanced themselves from the filth in above link, and started practicing religion based on love, forgiveness and salvation as outlined in the book of christian myths and fables.

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  14. numbersgame

    Here’s some financial news that hasn’t broken yet: the decision has been finalized that Saudi Arabia will be upgraded to “Emerging Market” by MSCI and Saudi stocks added to the appropriate indexes.

    This means that Saudi Stocks will be in demand. Unfortunately, they’ve already risen quite a bit: https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-04-02/foreigners-splurge-on-saudi-stocks-in-march-as-em-status-beckons

    Also, it seem like the best strategy may be “sell the news” based on past history.
    https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-04-01/saudi-arabian-emerging-market-status-comes-with-sobering-histor
    This makes particualr sense if we are enterign a “rsik-off” phase.

    Seems like the best idea is to short the $KSA ETF in June, before the official MSCI announcement., but the AramCo IPO will also factor in whenever that happens

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  15. roundwego

    Duck bloomberg. Trump will tweet the fuck out of amazon wapo bullshit. He is having meetings to make a new deal. Bezos started the war with wapo. Trump will win the war, cus now amazon competitors are joining team trump.

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  16. i_am_nemo

    The USPS is a government sponsored entity or GSE.

    In 2012 the USPS lost a whopping $15.9 billion dollars, followed by $4.8 billion and $5.3 billion in 2013 and 2014, respectively.

    The USPS enjoys laws that bar any other shipping service from delivering mail and packages directly to residential and business mailboxes

    USPS pays its workers salaries and benefits far above the rates paid to similar workers in the private sector. Labor accounted for 78% of the organization’s costs in 2014, “with about 89% of those costs involving employees represented by collective bargaining.” These higher labor costs, plus the absence of a need to innovate due to government-granted monopolies, has freed the USPS from $20 billion in labor and productivity costs per year, Shapiro estimates. “While we do not technically count this as a subsidy,” he writes, it represents an economic burden on others arising directly from USPS’s monopoly position.” Postage, for instance, would likely be cheaper for everyone if the organization were subject to the same competitive pressures as private firms.

    The U.S. Post Office owes $100 Billion in benefits to its workers/retirees but doesn’t have the money.

    The USPS is a government mandated monopoly.

    http://fortune.com/2015/03/27/us-postal-service/
    https://www.cnsnews.com/commentary/doug-bandow/usps-going-postal-enormous-debt

    http://fortune.com/2015/03/27/us-postal-service/

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    • moosh

      A person in the know once told me of a carrier who was known to mow lawns on his route during “breaks”. The dude once found a good offer on a goat mid route and bought him, storing him in the truck finishing off his deliveries all ot, of course. The usps stories go on and on and on

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  17. roundwego

    Fuck bloomberg.

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  18. heckler

    Seems like this whole Sinclair broadcast bullshit would be right up ZeroPointFaggot’s conspiracy now news feed except of course for the fact that his vagina was fried whole in flour and breadcrums and devoured with lemon on a bed of watercress.

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  19. mushroomz

    Dank

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