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I Am Up Exactly 2.48% At This Very Moment

Let me start by saying that I am not complaining. Being up 2.48% on any day is an awfully good one. As a matter of fact, most people would prostitute themselves to make 2.48% in a day. But I’d be lying to you if I said “I didn’t want moar.” I was expecting a bigger jump today, specifically for myself. I couldn’t care less about your portfolios; they could rot in hell and it wouldn’t affect my dinner menu.

Ah, very good. I just up ticked, now up 2.5%. See, that’s more like it. As a matter of fact, I was up more than 3% earlier today, when SALE and EZPW were swinging axes on the battlefield, aiming only for the lower midsection.

Oh, I forgot, you are here for picks. Well how about these? Buy EZPW, SALE, GNC, ARGS, IFON, NUS, SPLK, MA, BLOX and ANGI. I don’t have any new picks, per se, because I am hellbent on seeing these work out.

If you’re into Chinese stuff, dress about the house in traditional garb and the like, maybe you should buy SFUN. Both YY and QIHU have taken numerous prisoners and strapped them to the back of a speeding locomotive. I suspect SFUN will do the same, and soon.

Rejoice, be happy and celebrate the man of the hour, Vladimir Putin. May his gene pool extend for another thousand years and his vacation home in the Crimea free from incendiary devices designed to blow his arms off whilst making coffee.

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16 comments

  1. zookini

    greed is good

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  2. mr.partridge

    MOAR!

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  3. TheHarper

    Dare I say, one is +4.43% at this writing.

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  4. matt_bear

    angi is stunning in the 13.40’s. up a penny on the biggest day of the year for the market.

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  5. jules

    Up 2.5% and no new Ricky Rozay?

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  6. Hideous fibs

    I took profit on $DANG, for some strange reason I like cash

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  7. jpmorgains

    You stole that SchoolboyQ track from my blog dick 😉

    http://jpmorgains.com/2014/03/01/laying-the-groundwork-for-the-deathstar-investment/

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  8. jpmorgains

    I know haha. I wish. Please check it when you have time. Thanks Le Fly.

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  9. it is showtime

    5 Years Too Long

    (movie about the retrace between wave1 and wave3 into Depression)

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  10. xxxhuggiebearxxx
    xxxhuggiebearxxx

    This market is obviously going to 2k on the SPY

    krazy town!

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  11. clintopotamus

    I find it interesting none of the bloggers I follow mention BITA when talking about china stocks’ strength. After earnings on Thurs it’ll be rolling with strapped passengers on the locomotive as well. Right Fly?

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  12. jtjudah

    yep that about sums it. RENN may also surprise earnings.

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