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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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FRANCE SUCKS

Those bozos were down 1.6% today; and we barely down-ticked.

Life is good as an American, unless  your name is Andrew Breitbart or the coroner who investigated his cause of death. Things here have a certain way about them, always to the good, for the benefit of, nothing to do with you.

Municipalities need to support their pension funds and large corporations have under-funded pensions in the billions. Because of these two factors, we all get a free ride, with regards to government intervention in markets. Google “executive order 12631.”

Apple got the shit kicked out of it today, down sharply since earnings. More specifically, down sharply since I went long. No worries, as it constitutes less than 1% of my assets. Apple could go to zero and I’d still stir the milk into my tea the same fucking way.

You know me, heavily long YELP into earnings, playing with my WNR ahead of a big quarter. The rest of my assets are lodged in high dividend payers. Companies like GIS, KMB and WM. At the present, I have a curious blend of aggressive/conservative investments. Naturally I believe it will result in my betterment.

Bottom line: today’s sell off was bullshit. Prepare the horses for a journey, towing the COCAINE CHUCK WAGON to the edge of the cliff, AND MORE.

BREAKING: NINTH FUCKING SYMPHONY (GLASS!)

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19 comments

  1. Mortiman

    BUT FLY, WE JUST DONT HAVE THE VOLUME!

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  2. Po Pimp

    Why does the little ‘Europe’ tab doohickey down here on the right side of the page show France up 1.14%?

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  3. yesimsteve

    Has anyone been watching Frontline: money, power, and wall st? 2 part series on PBS. Pretty good stuff.

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  4. moolahheaven

    France does, indeud, suck.

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  5. Rhino

    I’d like a blast off, something to get out of bed for. When does WNR release its earnings?

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  6. D'angeli

    The French are pussies, anal sex lovers

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  7. Düsseldorf

    the Fly sheeple come in to say “hosana hosana HOSANA Fly” to whatever you say! IF you say the French are bad, then we will think that too, and say so in language more sweary than yours! IF you say Amerika [sic] be FUKKED [sic], then we say so too! “Fly, we SHEEPLE need someone to tell us what brand toilet paper with which to wipe our asses! And what nationalities to bash! THANK YOU FLY!!”

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  8. JTU

    EXK should go higher! Reports earnings May 8, 2012.
    http://www.edrsilver.com/s/newsreleases.asp?ReportID=518025

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  9. Yabollox

    proof that France sucks–

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCCQ1HYVmp8

    well, TV show proof anyways.

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  10. Cheesetrader

    Phillip Glass sucks. You need some quality composers like Bizet or Debussey or Saint Saens or Gounod

    Oh

    Wait a second….carry on

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  11. thetapeguy

    Those puffs…they have horrible shit coming to them since they are so loose with their borders. Hope $YELP bitch slaps all those who doubt and trades north of $50 premarket this week.

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  12. JeanPaul

    Vive la France! Vive le Général de Gaulle!

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