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Living that “Wheeled Chair” Lifestyle

I sold out of my EXK position for a 10% win, booked on just a one week hold. My right hand man, ChessnWine, was buying MNST last week and had members of 12631 get in. Yeah, fuck with us.

At any rate, I am continuing the path set forth a week ago, embedding myself in “grandpa stocks,” as it is my custom to do so. Through habit and good form, I’ve always felt it was my right to trail-blaze a path for the less cerebrally fortunate. As such, I am here to tell you the money you are looking for is in fact hidden in catacombs, guarded by men in wheeled chairs.

These people know me very well and welcome me into their world. After selling my EXK position, I got a tip from a 120 year old man, who said, and I quote “ABV is paying a nice little dividend and everyone in Europe is drunk and stupid.” He then started beating his orderly with his oak cane. But let’s not get into that right now. So I bought a little ABV, on this dip right here.

Just like my EXK purchase, solely based upon the OVERSOLD readings in The PPT; ABV is being flagged as OS in our 3 mo algo.

Look, I am facing a rather large battle this week, one that can make or break my year: YELP earnings.  I have 30% of my assets locked away in YELP, fully exposed to the caprices of their eccentric, but sharp, CEO: STOPPELMAN.

For the day, thus far, I am up 1.1%.

 

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18 comments

  1. The Zombie

    The Fly is God.

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  2. stringmusic24

    Are you holding your entire YELP position through earnings? If so, I admire your chutzpa good sir. I’ll likely take off half tomorrow ahead of earnings, but, then again, I’m a pussy.

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  3. Po Pimp

    Hopefully the YELP CEO doesn’t shotgun a 6 pack of suds during the conference call.

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  4. EvanBFI

    What made you sell out of EXK? Metals and miners showing strength.

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  5. Dog

    Unbelievable, beer in the office!

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  6. Jeremy S.

    Thanks Fly for the ringing endorsement, but you are an ass clown for having 30% of your assets in YELP. We haven’t made a dime since we have been in business and probably won’t ever. You see Fly – you are the new Netflix and Fly is also a verb, so you say you are Flying – you are essentially – losing. Good luck into earnings ass clown !

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    • noodleboy

      One humble opinion:
      They should fire you.

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    • The Fly

      Interesting since I am winning.

      Pray tell me, what are you shorting?

      I’ll wait

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  7. noodleboy

    Cool I will investigate ABV

    There was a YELP tent at the calgary comic and entertainment expo yesterday(like 10k in attendance). They were utilizing a clever strategy of a draw for free beer fest tickets. That’s about all they had to offer though.

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  8. The Eye-Talian Stallion
    The Eye-Talian Stallion

    EXK is just beginning to move.

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    • The Eye-Talian Stallion
      The Eye-Talian Stallion

      Let’s see if AAPL revisits 555 after the re-balance.

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    • The Fly

      I’ve traded in and out of exk successfully every single time. 10% was my goal

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      • The Eye-Talian Stallion
        The Eye-Talian Stallion

        You got me started buying this over a year ago when it was in the 5’s. I wouldn’t be surprised to see it at 10. As usual, thanks for the tips.

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  9. Dr Funk

    Ooooooooooooh
    200 dayyyyyy
    SD

    http://www.forbes.com/sites/energystockchannel/2012/04/30/sandridge-energy-inc-breaks-above-200-day-moving-average-bullish-for-sd/?partner=yahootix

    I didn’t know people reading Forbes cared about 200 day ma

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