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KILL THEM ALL!!

Ten thousand men, dressed in burlap dresses, stood at the edge of a preposterous mountain cliff, readying to do battle with several million patriots of humanity. Then, all of a sudden, my IT guy (Vincenzo) crashed his horse drawn wagon into what looked like a wall of burlap. A tremendous accident indeed, as 100 barrels of pure 100% extra virgin olive oil—rummaged out from the back of Vincenzo’s wrecked wagon—spilling all over the “Burlap Princes of Darkness.” The ground became so slippery, they began to fall on top of one another. All you could see was the sparks from the burlap dresses crashing with one another. The friction became so intense, a fire broke out, which was, shall we say “stoked nicely,” by all of the excess extra virgin olive oil massed on the ground. The fire spread rapidly, as Vincenzo looked on in horror, while eating a french baguette drenched in gravy.

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24 comments

  1. Freddy Fishsticks
    Freddy Fishsticks

    May 2013

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  2. T-Rex

    Ohhhhhhh, more violence and mayhem?

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  3. henryfool

    Who’s ready for OSTK to get the market excited

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  4. henryfool

    I’m talking 5 on 2 SQUEEZE!

    OSTK Shorts will be handed their heads!

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  5. scum bucket bitchez
    scum bucket bitchez

    GS to da Moon Alice!

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  6. DPeezy

    Don’t fire until you see the whites of their eyes!!!

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  7. DMG

    Colonel Walter E Kurtz concurs.

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  8. inloworbit

    shorts or bankers?

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  9. No One

    Squeeze in LEAP
    as promised.

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  10. henryfool

    Weigh in on my biggest call ever!!

    http://ibankcoin.com/henry_fool/2010/02/01/ostk-squeeze-play/

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  11. No One

    Fly, you are a Treau bottom catcher.

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  12. mike

    Who? Why?

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  13. Big Mike

    EEESSSHHHH!!!! Another shitty volume day…not good, not good…

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  14. No One

    LEAP!!!!!!

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  15. Curly

    Glad to see we’re back to short and sweet comments.

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