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67 comments

  1. crude_oil

    Trust your mother but cut the cards.

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  2. Bad News Bears

    As long as it’s of the people, by the people, and for the people… Yeah, not so much.

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  3. dave

    It’s no big deal, only $40,000 in US debt per person.

    That’s only one Escalade.

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  4. ZMoose12

    It’s soon to be two Escalades my friend.

    Housing Crisis Numero Dos is just around the corner.

    ZM

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  5. nayr

    We have a government? Why didn’t anyone say so, I feel so much better now……so what is it that this government does?

    http://tinyurl.com/9tyjtp
    http://www.marketoracle.co.uk/Article7939.html
    Ryan

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  6. aumana

    lol! not you lord fly, the other guy.

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  7. so i herd you liek mudkips
    so i herd you liek mudkips

    nothing says “fuck you and fuck the earth” like an Escalade EXT Truck, aka “Section 179 Depreciation Deduction cheating”

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  8. Goin'Fawr

    Don’t Worry About the Govt

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  9. Needle dick the bug fucker
    Needle dick the bug fucker

    nayr,

    Deflation will stop when bloated inventory is widddled away. when the imbalance reaches equilibrium.

    I see no such deals in the world of quality electronics. No such deals on high end TV’s and stereo equipment.

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  10. Needle dick the bug fucker
    Needle dick the bug fucker

    Fly your looking for a rally. I dont see one until the banks lead the charge. So far that has not happened.

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  11. aumana

    I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, people like me!

    Franken to be declared winner of recount

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  12. Damon

    Lord of the Fly’s.

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  13. Juice

    http://globaleconomicanalysis.blogspot.com/2009/01/44-states-face-huge-budget-shortfalls.html

    Mish backing up Fly’s state bankruptcy prediction for 2009

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  14. j

    WSJ reports that up to 40% of Obama’s stimulus package is going to come in the form of tax cuts. If that’s true the market is going much higher.

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  15. ZenProfit

    Juice:

    Key quote from Mish: “I do not think housing prices bottom until 2012 given massive inventory and soaring unemployment. Furthermore, I expect any recovery will be exceptionally weak, assuming there even is a recovery.”

    By then The Fly will own all the houses on his street.

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  16. anonymous

    I guess government DOESN’T work when incompetent republicans are in charge of “regulation.”

    Sometimes I think that repukes do everything possible for government to be a big failure. I guess it makes sense. Why would someone spend millions of dollars to be elected to a government job when goverment doesn’t work?

    They get elected, and then prove that government doesn’t work. Awesome!

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  17. BOOMER

    The boy just went in for hand surgery, and I bought 1000 AAPL at 92.

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  18. Jakegint

    (Anonymous Douche, on the other hand, has Cuba, North Korea, the Soviet Union and Nancy Pelotas and Harry Scary as his lodestars… awesome!)

    ____________

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  19. Jakegint

    Geez, good luck to the boy, Boom.

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  20. Henry Fool

    bought AAPL @ 92.45

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  21. BOOMER

    Thanks Jake. The boy is in great hands. Wifey and I are chillin’ in the room.

    I think the only thing holding down AAPL is the Jobs health issue. I can tell you that our music sales through iTunes is up 40% year over year, and shows no slowing. I recently read Apple taking up to 10% of computer share, and growing. I think AAPL could run. Just a hunch.

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  22. scum bucket

    Ben Bernanke sez: “Get long equities or I will plow you under.”

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  23. Boom – good luck on surgery

    Long AAPL here commons and calls

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  24. Craig

    Boom – good luck on surgery

    Long AAPL here commons and calls

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  25. jingle

    I hate to be a downer on Steve Jobs but every experience I have had with loved ones who died of cancer (and there have been too many) is that when they cannot keep the weight on to the point where treatment is required… well, the end is not that far away. I wish him the best but….

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  26. TraderCaddy

    Ditto on Boomer’s sons surgery. Good luck. I hear biscuits and gravy will expedite the healing process (for the parents).
    Daytrading thought. If market doesn’t tank the Russell 2000 index via IWM or the 2X UWM looks good.

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  27. BOOMER

    He’s out of surgery. Bada boom. Full recovery expected.

    Now, I just have to wake him up (they use moonshine as anetsthetic here in Nashville).

    Maybe some hot hot coffee?

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  28. Snoop Dogg Dwyer

    Minyanville Staff

    09:15:00 AM

    No positions in stocks mentioned.

    Vibes from Minyan Tony “Snoop” Dwyer of FTN Midwest
    From a tactical perspective, the great news is the equity market broke out of its very well defined downtrend channel, which suggests a move to S&P 500 (SPX) 1000-1050. The bad news is that the market is now moving into overbought territory and should have difficulty breaking through that level.

    From a fundamental perspective, the great news is that total system failure appears off the table as reflected in various non-corporate credit areas such as LIBOR and Agency paper. The bad news is that until the two needed key perception changes take place, there should be a retest of the November low with the knowledge of a dramatically improved corporate credit environment and stabilization in the global growth outlook. If this plays out as I expect, I’ll look to become “all in” bullish at some point in the first half of 2009.

    The two perception changes I’ve outlined remain key:

    1. Imminent financial market system failure
    2. Accelerated weakening of global growth

    Most credit metrics have stopped worsening and some such as Inter-bank lending and U.S. Agency yields have dramatically improved. This suggests the first perception change has been largely accomplished.

    But even after the improvement, the second needed perception change remains largely unaccomplished. Corporate credit and most global growth drivers remain historically stressed.

    My firm plans on being very aggressive buyers at some point in the first half of 2009, but not without the second key needed perception change showing more REAL signs of being accomplished. Until then, we will remain tactical, which means taking a much more defensive stance toward the market and its sectors as the S&P 500 reaches above 1000 and significantly more aggressive on a move back toward 750-800. At this point, because we are nearer to the middle of the tactical range, we remain “out of the way” and as neutral to benchmarks as possible.

    In my view, the many negative influences may be discounted when the SPX is near 750-800, but they are not being discounted with the SPX north of 1000 until corporate credit is flowing much more freely on a global basis.

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  29. boca

    Good news Boomer, wishing him a speedy recovery.

    We need Dr. House to issue one of his blindingly brilliant diagnoses on what that letter from Steve Jobs is really saying.

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  30. Henry Fool

    On AAPL and Jobs

    I’m pretty sure we all die one day. Even SJ….
    Bottom line is Jobs will control his life not the press.

    AAPL over 100 by end of day.

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  31. BOOMER

    I’d like to see AAP clear the 96’s today. That would be suh-weet.

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  32. Sherman necktie

    In God we trust; all others must provide collateral.

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  33. ZenProfit

    Boomer:

    Our prayers are for your son’s full and swift recovery.

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  34. alf44

    BOOMER…are you SHORT pocket knives ?

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  35. BOOMER

    Short pocket knives

    Long orthopedic surgeons

    And, as always, 3x ultralong biscuits

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  36. Steve Jobs

    Yes AAPL will BTFO over $95

    Happy Fuckin New Year!

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  37. Steve, your cough seems to persist, no? And you keep making the disparaging joke about an apple per day.

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  38. CAP

    Steve Jobs lost weight due to a hormonal imbalance. And all along I was thinking he was on Nutrisystem. Anyday now I expected to see SJ in a Nutrisystem commercial –
    “Hi I’m Steve Jobs and I lost 150lbs using Nutrisystem”

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  39. What is the website for your t-shirts?

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  40. sniper6

    Good luck to Boom Jr. A valuable lesson was learned, I am sure.

    I cut myself with my first real knife too, trying to push the blade open, along the sharp edge, with my thumb. Actually cleaved clear through the ball of my thumb and split the nail in half.

    I breezed through the last few iBC threads this morning. All I can say is, wow, there are a lot of fucked up people out there in blogtard nation.

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  41. Fade Fly

    ERX prints 48.

    LMAO at the oil bears

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  42. scum bucket

    Steve Jobs is so stressed out that he gives himself an hormone imbalance. In reaction to the news AAPL soars. Sweet!

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  43. sniper6

    My grandpa had a funny joke about that. He said if I wanted the thumb to heal, I had to soak it in cider. Now, at my advanced age, I realize that was a play on words, and not genuine medical advice.

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  44. Jakegint

    Maybe some hot hot coffee?

    And a “pep talk” from Coach Cawfee?

    “Son, y’all may wanna get outta the blade han’lin bidness…”

    ___________

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  45. sniper6

    My grandpa said I should soak my thumb in cider. It took me about ten years to realize that was a play on words, and not genuine medical advice.

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  46. Fly, what is the website for you t-shirts and other goodies.

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  47. sniper6

    ahhh, browser not refreshing, sorry to be redundant

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  48. TraderCaddy

    Done for the day.
    Thanks SMH.

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  49. Left Wing Loon

    Asshole Dip Buyers are fueling the Messiah rally!!! Allah Bless the Messiah!!!

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  50. sniper6

    wow, HK sweeeeeet!

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  51. Jakegint

    Look at the refiners again.

    TSO, WNR, VLO, heck — even old Ed HOC-kule, the misshapen muscle-bound referee stock.

    VLO looks BTFO, and doesn’t even hit it’s downtrend line til $31+.

    Just sayin’.

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  52. ZenProfit

    M +13% so far for me, thanks to Mr. Fly.

    Those gay salespeople at the perfume department must be working overtime.

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  53. Fly's Triple ETF Dealer

    Smoke! Smoke! Smoke!

    Got some red-HOT ERX crack jus’ today fo’ you, Mestah Flah.

    Ess schweeet, Dawg!

    ________

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  54. little2rich4u

    Fly,

    I hereby advise you to change your banner again to “higher stock prices.”

    (or you can credit me, your choice)

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  55. Left Wing Loon

    Buy stocks!! The Messiah and Nancy Pelosi love you.

    They’re going to give you fuckers tax breaks so you can buy more cigs and sixpacks!! Fuck having a chicken in every pot. They’re going to put a sixpack in every fridge and a pack of smokes in every pocket!!

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  56. Little, come back when you have finished puberty. I have the domain name that you desire and you cannot have it for any price.

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  57. Fade Fly

    ERX prints 48

    LMAO at oil bears

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  58. little2rich4u

    PS – I have internet sex encounters with immortals. Is that crazy or what? Look it up, its real. That’s just how I roll.

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  59. little2rich4u

    I am so lonely. I want to cry.

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  60. sniper6

    hey Jake G-

    in case you need to set your watch…

    http://obamaclock.org/

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  61. JakeGint

    LWL — what more could a body ask for?

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    Wholly schit, VLO doesn’t want to give back anything here.

    However, if we are lucky enough to see it fall back to $23.30-ish or so, we should all praise Jehova and then purchase with both hands and a slightly curled upper lip.

    _____________

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  62. Jakegint

    Sniper… lol, he hasn’t even entered office yet!

    Do you think I could get a Biden Clock?

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  63. Jakegint

    NRP, another BTFO, from a low of $12.75. Still yielding almost 10% if you hurry, you awld, income-oriented geezer types.

    Maybe Obama’s not so bad for coal after all?

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  64. sniper6

    yeah, but it’d only be worth shit twice daily.

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  65. sniper6

    I’m liking coal, coming from a long line of “coal crackers” as I do, no matter who holds the Oval Office

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  66. Jakegint

    Snipes — lol, thanks for the lay-up.

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    Signorelli Fibonacci having a rasslin’ match with my dollar proxy — UUP — at her 38.2% retrace line (intermediate term fib chart using 3/17/08 low of $21.92, and 10/24/08 high of $27.19) of right around $25.22.

    I count no less than 7 touches of $25.20, 21 and 22 on the five minute charts today, with some considerable volume.

    A break above the 38.2% retrace would reflect that the dollar is seeing continuing strength here, and would indicate a negative direction for commodities and equities.

    A failure here, however, could indicate a normal “head and shoulder” pattern forming in the intermediate time frame, and a further weakness for the dollar going forward, with concommitant strength for commodities and the stock markets.

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  67. The Fly

    post up

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