iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Rejoice in Blood

Nevermind the market going down. It’s just plain silly.

As Americans, it is our duty of rejoice in the heartfelt bloodshed, taking place in our neighbors 401k’s. It’s the only honorable thing left to do.

Life is all about laughing at people who worry about bills at the dinner table, I’ll have you know.

Think about this:

While you have me (Plutonium Petey) to print money for you, sort of like the Fed, you can buy up vacated lots in your neighborhood and convert them into petting zoos or clown gear warehouse centers.

The very idea of doing such things keeps me motivated, I must admit.

The market internals are abysmal, with the Dow cracking 9,000, like a cheap ass Viper getting hit by an airplane.

With my money, I am fully invested: 25% long, 50% short and 25% cash.

I intend to use the cash to pick off trades or average down in egregious stocks, like BE Aerospace, Inc. [[BEAV]] .

This is a rout. Enjoy it and be sure to avoid those clown rape alleyways, while navigating this market.

UPDATE: Footage of the DEVILDOG leaked to me,

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQvgJZVLhhU 450 300] If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter

151 comments

  1. DEVILDOG

    BTW, my VIPER kills Lambos(bulltards) at the track. Just like I’m killing stupid bulltards in the market. Just remember I told you new lows this month when your accounts go to zero.

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  2. ZenProfit

    Will M stabilize above it’s last low of around 9?

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  3. charlie

    Dog, how’d those margin calls work out for you?

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  4. If you disagree with the Fly go fuck an armadillo!
    If you disagree with the Fly go fuck an armadillo!

    Were those the 34D’s exploding?

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  5. The Fly

    AVD went green!!!

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  6. Mrs. DevilDog has kind of a “manly” voice if that’s her.

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  7. Jerry Yang

    $32 dollar a share??…Pppfffff!! Yoy pay me $16 dollar a share and not a penny less!! I’m a master negotiator

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  8. Jerry Yang

    $32 dollar a share??…Pppfffff!! Yoy pay me $16 dollar a share and not a penny less!!

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  9. gappingandyapping

    Fly you still long strong Beaver or are you getting worried?

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  10. Donny

    Quick Commentary.

    I know we’re not suppose to talk about politics anymore, but I can’t resist.

    Who the Fuck were we kidding here? The fucking stock market will not embrace the Democrats, and Obama. If anything, their perceived victory contributed to the fucking crash.

    I can understand being an angry republican, and just not voting for McCain. And I can also understand being so fucking outraged, that you even pull the trigger for Obama. However, I cannot understand the fuckery mentioned below.

    The fucking morons on Wall Street that contributed to his campaign are just STUPID! They remind me of the band members playing on the deck of the sinking Titanic. Most of these fucking idiots will be selling variable insurance by next summer.

    One more thing. Here’s where the market will forecast the future, and get it right. I think this fucking market is gonna capitulate just before the cancer stick loving president takes office.

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  11. DEVILDOG

    Fly, enjoyed the video. I actually know that guy. BTW, I have StopTech racing brakes so that doesn’t happen.

    [IMG]http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n86/VENOMVIPER34D/003_03.jpg[/IMG]

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  12. The Fly

    Naturally, all men who own Vipers know eachother.

    There are like 10 of them.

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  13. charlie

    I’ve heard about those Viper guys. They meet up for drinks every Tuesday at Sailor’s Ken’s nightclub outside West Hollywood.

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  14. Needle dick the bug fucker

    Donny I could not agree more.

    Obama and the left will take wall street to task. Look how fast Paulson’s trying to spend the 700 billion.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwBdMkDtdfU

    They say your either the bug or the windshield. Be the driver thats the smartest bet.

    SRS is holding.

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  15. If you disagree with the Fly go fuck an armadillo!
    If you disagree with the Fly go fuck an armadillo!

    Devildog, does he paper trade too?

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  16. charlie

    Alright gentlemen, I’m out of here. Quite frankly, today’s market bores me. I already know where it’s going, positioned myself accordingly, and set liberal stops. I’m off to http://www.newbelgium.com/flash/ for high quality beer.

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  17. T MOE

    Smack down!
    It pays to stay with you thesis. Patience is certainly a virtue. This could get really ugly if the job numbers suck big tomorrow. SPY to 85

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  18. Pete

    FLY…thinking about shorting JPM from 39 to 36…what say you?

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  19. Obama

    What are you guys talking about? Once I’m president, the daily closing values for the S&P, the Dow, and GOOG will be chosen by me, personally, each morning. Don’t worry short sellers, I’ll throw in a few down days here and there too. It will be a most glorious stock market recovery, my comrades! Oops, I mean, my pals!

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  20. DEVILDOG

    T MOE, I think lower. Like I said DEVILDOGs always win the WAR.

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  21. Donny

    If you’re Male, under 40, and single, there is no better choice than this … that is if your budget is under $100,000.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJOIDY_I4AU

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  22. wtf?

    donny,

    good post.

    oh, and the Coal stocks look real good today.

    idiots

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  23. gappingandyapping

    Beaver is getting the Obama dong. I would step in if it falls under 11.

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  24. Rodney Dangerfield
    Rodney Dangerfield

    Every time I see the handle “NEEDLE DICK THE BIG FUCKER” I LMFAO!

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  25. Vladimir Putin

    I want to fight the skinny black man

    today at 3 pm

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  26. gappingandyapping

    By the way talk about getting ass clown raped in a murder hole, Tracinda is being heavily de-banked in F. My God!

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  27. Jerry Yang

    Balmer please please help me, I’ll suck your dick

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  28. Dr. Dave

    Come on folks show a little heart. The sheep out there have been sold a bill of goods by their leaders and wall street that they could go to their jobs, put their money in a 401K, and trust these highly overpaid professionals to watch their money. Instead the professionals are going to walk off richer leaving my parents and grandparents to have to forage in the forest for food. Most people don’t have the smarts to realize how hey are being used by the system and that the game is rigged against them. We should be helping them out instead of letting those in power walk away from this mess without having to pay any price. I decided to take control of my money when one of these so called advisers kept me in the tech bubble all the way down. Life isn’t fair, but it shouldn’t be rigged.

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  29. Flux Capacitor

    Donny – right on.

    So much for the markets having priced in a Hussein win! Wait until they get a look at next year’s fiscal policy. DIVE DIVE DIVE!

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  30. DEVILDOG

    SDP…SWEET!!! Banking egregious, egregious, egregious coin. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

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  31. Steve Balmer

    Mr Yang,

    Will suck my dick and become a developer?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8To-6VIJZRE

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  32. T MOE

    Rigged? If life is so rigged how could a poor black boy with out a father and raised by his grandmother. come from no where and become President of the United States. Everybody’s always a victim. let’s face it, the masses people are stupid sheeple. they listen to the media and are easily manipulated. Fuck’em

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  33. Figjam

    Donny…right you are! Looks like Mr. Market may have decided that increases in the income tax, increases in the capital gains tax, an explosion of entitlement spending, and a heavy increase in regulation may not exactly be the key to an economic recovery

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  34. Market Fool

    The Mad Scientist of mind stretching is coming on CNBC coming up.

    Check it out homies…

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  35. T MOE

    For all of you that were quick to jump CHK yesterday and the day before
    Ha HA HA HA

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  36. gappingandyapping

    Fly I think your beaver is about to start its period.

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  37. Balmer

    Hey Jerry how about I offer you 2 bucks a share and a reach around. You fucking idiot

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  38. wtf?

    t moe.

    the first 3 lines of your post are answered by the last 2 lines of your post

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  39. dexion10

    FLY – “the BEAV” is pointless just let it go and buy an ETF for your long exposure.

    The Boeing trade is done. Now we have to wait for the next legs down in the boeing story.

    I know the BEAV’s fundamentals well and I know that they are very levered to the 787 and that’s all good.

    But the BEAV will not correlate to the market it will trade on it’s own news or just fear in a news vaccum.

    Basically it’s not a hedge vs. your shorts.

    You know that I know that you know the BEAV is not one of your favorite longs ever … so just pick something else.

    Also if you want to play the 787… RTI is the way to go… just buy the titanium guys… but for my money the airliner trade is still to expensive…. much money will be coined when they fall another 50% to 75%

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  40. Steve Ballmer

    I’m very excited because Mr. Yang just sucked my dick, and swallowed!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvsboPUjrGc&NR=1

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  41. sniper6

    sold DUG at $42, up from $38.10 this a.m.. Waiting for a bit of a pullback to reload.

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  42. Eye No Stuff

    A brutal clown gang bang to the downside doesn’t happen without reason, sspecially one for 850 points in 2 days on low volume. So, WTF is causing this carnage now?

    1. Hedge fund(s) blowing up?
    2. Run at the mouth doom and gloom CEOs – INTC for example?
    3. Scare over a GM BK with the brutal CDS fallout therefrom?
    4. All of the above.
    5. None of the above.
    6. The mkt just wants a good laugh at Joe 401K’s expense?

    This shit has got to stop. It just makes it harder to get to Obama’s goal of a 30 K DOW by 2013.

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  43. T MOE

    Denis “Kneel down and suck cock” is a fucking idiot Get off my screen you fucktard

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  44. T MOE

    I like the black swan
    90% cash
    10% in out of the money puts
    sounds like a good idea to me

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  45. Jakegint

    Ask yourself — “is it REALLY different this time?”

    Some of you may remember that question.

    Back to my egregious all day bore-a-thon meeting.

    _________

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  46. Donny

    Sniper-

    Another idea is to build a position in DUG, and hold that fucker until it paints a 6 handle. Then trade DIG on strength in oil.

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  47. The Zombie

    The Fly is most definitely God.

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  48. Thunderpup

    Calls and puts are the only way to play this disaster, I’m becoming convinced, especially if you close them out and reload after a big move. You don’t even have to be that right about direction – volatility is way underpriced.

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  49. 80/20

    I’m with Charlie. Make mine a Witkap Stimulo, though.

    2nd thought, maybe I’ll read a book. Reccos, anybody?

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  50. Mr. EB

    Ok I’m going to get cute and say after today’s carnage, tomorrow will be an up-day as the jobs report will be bad, but it was discounted in the market the last 2 days. However we will still re-test lows in the coming weeks.

    I may buy a stock before the close.

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  51. Market Fool

    The slow bleed of distribution is hard to deny right now.

    I would venture to guess that the emplyment report tomorrow will be like a massive coffee enema and move the market quite markedly.

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  52. Jakegint

    80/20 —

    Conrad.

    Heart of Darkness.

    _______

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  53. DEVILDOG

    Eye know stuff, you don’t no shit you stupid cow herd fuck. Hey, keep holding your longs and buy some more right here you stupid shit. Can’t wait for your account to be wiped out on your margin calls at the new lows. You remind me of dennis kneal a real fucking, goof ball looking, whining, loser moron. Cry me a river asshole.

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  54. The other Steve

    Who’s laughing now you fucking sweaty bastard?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5oGaZIKYvo&feature=related

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  55. sniper6

    and, back into DUG @ 41.60

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  56. sniper6

    Donny- thanks, appreciate that

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  57. Eye No Stuff

    OK. I’ve had ENOUGH of this bullshit selling. Get your fucking checkbooks out and buy, or I’ll burn down your fucking houses, pee on your front lawn, and kick your dog.

    It’s time to buy the market.

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  58. ZenProfit

    TMoe:

    Just read “The Black Swan” this weekend. That Taleb guy is scary well-read.

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  59. Small Fry

    I trade pennies and you are a genius, so I have no business saying this, but…

    M is a dog.

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  60. DEVILDOG

    EB, you stupid asshat dip buyer in a multi-year BEAR market. Buy something long today and please post it. I want to laugh my ass off tomorrow when we drop 1000 DOW points.

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  61. gappingandyapping

    Eye No Stuff: Based on what?

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  62. Eye No Stuff

    “DEVILDOG Says:
    Eye know stuff, you don’t no shit you stupid cow herd fuck. Hey, keep holding your longs and buy some more right here you stupid shit. Can’t wait for your account to be wiped out on your margin calls at the new lows. You remind me of dennis kneal a real fucking, goof ball looking, whining, loser moron. Cry me a river asshole.”

    That cocky post at 12:46 pretty much marked the bottom for this selling cycle. It’s now time for DevilDog to be ass raped until the margin clerks come calling.

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  63. Thunderpup

    Get your fucking checkbooks out and buy, or I’ll burn down your fucking houses, pee on your front lawn, and kick your dog.

    Do you sell cars?

    http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5468/cars-from-bobby-hacker

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  64. sniper6

    Indecision time, should I be adding more UYG @ $8.50??? Already have a position @ $12 average with a hedge in place.

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  65. DEVILDOG

    Eye no shit, losing his ass…HAHAHA!

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  66. Needle dick the bug fucker

    donny nice ride,

    Im old school and although you wont get a proud bitch in one of these I love them just the same.

    Road Runner

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qj9gx2lZR5U

    I might book my SRS today depending on how it acts at the close.

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  67. Dr. Dave

    IMF forecasts economic decline in developed world
    Thursday November 6, 12:31 pm ET
    By Christopher S. Rugaber, AP Economics Writer
    IMF forecasts economic decline in advanced countries, calls for stimulus efforts

    WASHINGTON (AP) — The economies of the United States, Europe and Japan are expected to contract in 2009 as part of the first annual decline by the advanced economies since World War II, the International Monetary Fund said Thursday.

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    Governments should adopt economic stimulus packages to counteract the slowdown, the IMF said, while central banks “in some countries” should cut interest rates further. The fund didn’t specify which countries.

    The development of stimulus packages “should be one of the highest priorities for governments to pursue at this stage,” said Olivier Blanchard, the fund’s chief economist.

    “We see room for additional fiscal stimulus in the U.S.,” as well as in Europe and China, said Jorg Decressin, chief of the IMF’s World Economic Studies Division.

    Conditions have deteriorated so much in the month since the IMF released its semiannual World Economic Outlook that the fund cut its forecast for the developed countries’ economies to a decline of 0.3 percent, from a previous estimate of 0.5 percent growth.

    Overall, the IMF now expects the world economy to grow at a 2.2 percent pace in 2009, down from its projection last month of 3 percent.

    The U.S. economy will shrink by 0.7 percent, down from last month’s forecast that it would grow by 0.1 percent, the IMF said. The 15 countries that use the euro will decline by 0.5 percent, down from last month’s projection of 0.2 percent growth, the IMF said.

    The slowdown stems from two primary factors, including “a dramatic fall in confidence by consumers and firms,” Blanchard said. “After holding up for a long time, they simply have gotten scared and decided to spend less.”

    The second cause has been the “migration of the financial crisis to emerging markets,” as major international banks continue to cut back on debt, Blanchard said.

    The sharp drop in commodity prices also contributed. Oil, for example, has fallen by more than half since reaching record levels of $147 a barrel in July.

    Adjusting for changes in population, Decressin said the slowdown is comparable to the recessions of the 1970s and early 1980s.

    The IMF expects an economic recovery to begin in late 2009.

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  68. Thunderpup

    IMF forecasts economic decline in advanced countries, calls for stimulus efforts

    The IMF is on the ball, as usual – ahead of the curve, truly visionary.

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  69. DEVILDOG

    Hey eye no nothing, put what little money you have where your stupid dennis kneal mouth is and post your buy here for the bottom you just called and hold it through tomorrow you coward.

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  70. Juice

    DevilsDog … the cockier you get, the more I will buy for the next dumbass egregious move up .. because, the next rally will take out SPX 1000 & move another 15-20% before we indeedy head to fresh multi decade lows … not sure of the timing yet, so keep on talking shit .. a too smart for his own good guy like yourself, always rings a bell

    just saying … unlike Fly, I like bears

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  71. Donny

    Needle Dick-

    My cousin likes that Mopars. He’s got a 1969 Roadrunner that’s painted plum crazy with a 383 in it. It’s fucking wicked. He also has a 1969 GTX Hemi body, waiting in a garage to be built.

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  72. T MOE

    Give GM more $$. Let them burn through it. Fire up the printers. What a fucking joke

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  73. DEVILDOG

    Fuck you juice douche bag. Post a buy or shut your mouth.

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  74. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    DEVILDOG: Don’t you know this is not a Yahoo chatboard? Really, can you be so obnoxious long or short?

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  75. wb

    FXP about to blow through $100. Keep holding?

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  76. T MOE

    Another run on GS. I love it

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  77. Juice

    Thx DD … one question: where were you, Mr. 180% at SPX 840, during the move up to SPX 1005?

    too busy on the phone with the margin dept I assume

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  78. Juice

    sorry that should read “Mr. 180% SHORT @ SPX 840”

    jog on

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  79. 34D

    Devildog is just papertrading yalll!

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  80. 34D

    He just gets excited when he papertrades…

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  81. DEVILDOG

    Hey, eye no nothing, how’s that 12:56 bottom woking for ya? Dumbass.

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  82. CAP

    DEVILDOG, for someone who went all in SDP when it was trading above $100, I can’t understand why you would be bragging. Its at $87 right now.

    FYI those numbers in the red on the right hand column of your P + L statement. The ones that are 6 digits long. That’s how much you have LOST on your SDP trade so far. Those are losses not profits ok ?

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  83. sniper6

    wb- tough call, 3 month chart looks like it’ll get to about $117 and pull back before exploding upward. ‘Course, I suck at reading charts. I’m in from $77 and looking for that to happen, but may decide to take profits today because I’m a schizophrenic.

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  84. 80/20

    Yes! Read it. Conrad had the gift in spades, Jake.

    Thinking about breaking the spine on this one next:

    http://www.toseekoutnewlife.com/coetzee.html

    (also contemplating a bump of stoli & poctob chaser)

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2008/oct/20/tobaccoindustry-russia-europe-smuggling-cigarettes

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  85. Juice

    http://slopeofhope.com/2008/11/06/nifty_fifty_funny_oney.htm

    DD – This one is for you

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  86. Thunderpup

    MS starting to break down.

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  87. A really creepy clown would be better than Obama – TRUTH!

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  88. Mr. EB

    Devildog you’re the idiot. I was up huge last week and I’m up strong this week. I post my trades on my website if you want to track it.

    Remember you said I was an idiot 2 weeks ago calling for market rally? How did last week feel for you? Why don’t you tell us honestly how much money you lost last week?

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  89. Needle dick the bug fucker

    Donny,

    Good luck to your cousin.

    Buddy had a 70 Charger lime green 440.6 4sp, back in 1980 when I was just 17. That whole car shook.

    What pisses me off are the out of this world prices, TV auction houses are getting. Certainly a top in muscle cars. Another indication credit has lost its mind.

    recently watched a 69 ZL-1 camaro with an extra date correct motor go for 800K, money has no value.

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  90. DEVILDOG

    CAP, I know people with low IQs like you have difficulty retaining all that they read. Go back and read my posts again and you will see that I started accumulating the bulk of my SDP a long time ago in the 50s. My cost average right now is $62.18 and I have 14,800 shares. Do the math fuckstick.

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  91. 80/20

    “.. every port has it’s own regulations ..”

    herein endeth the lesson

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  92. wb

    sniper6, thanks. I’m in with an average around 80. Very torn. Seems logical to take that kind of profit, but still seems to be lots of downward pressure in the overall markets.

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  93. boca

    Eye No, Barton Biggs was on Bloomberg earlier today saying that a hedge fund was winding down positions yesterday and today, i.e. blowing up, forced selling, or however you want to say it.

    Creepy clowns would be better than this market. Although I’d have to draw the line at creepy clowns with a deoderant problem, for some reason that would bother me more.

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  94. DEVILDOG

    EB, I didn’t lose anything as I don’t scare out of my WAR positions like you stupid cowards do. I continued SHORTING all week. I’m up HUGE. Still waiting for your 12:56 BOTTOM BUY. Dumbass.

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  95. Donny

    Mr. EB … let me answer that for you.

    SDP went from 122 to about 75 … that’s a whopping 39% decline. Then you add 200% leverage and we have ourselves a margin calling 78% loss!

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  96. Mr. EB

    If you read my post, I said I MAY BUY SOMETHING before the close. Moron. That doesn’t mean I bought something when I posted that message. Why don’t you learn how to read first?

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  97. Karl Marx

    80/20

    You might like Coetzee’s DISGRACE or LIFE AND TIMES OF MICHAEL K more than Master…

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  98. Mr. EB

    I recall Devil Dog said at the BOTTOM OF THE MARKET that he was adding all the way and was 285% short at that point.

    He wants us to believe after the market rallied up 15-20% that his broker let him keep his short position with no margin calls. That makes NO SENSE. He’s a freaking liar.

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  99. DEVILDOG

    EB, Daddy helped me out when I transferred some of his $1.5M into my account and kept SHORTING. My DAD loves me. You lose…I win!

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  100. DEVILDOG

    EB, still waiting for that 12:56 BOTTOM BUY. Good call stupid asshole.

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  101. Danny

    DD, if you want us to believe you, post a picture of a screenshot, and try not to photoshop it, since I will be able to tell.

    “I recall Devil Dog said at the BOTTOM OF THE MARKET that he was adding all the way and was 285% short at that point.

    He wants us to believe after the market rallied up 15-20% that his broker let him keep his short position with no margin calls. That makes NO SENSE. He’s a freaking liar.”

    I witnessed your comments at that time…EB makes a great point.

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  102. ok, now what?

    Devildog, your are unquestionably one of the biggest tools I have ever “met”. Take your blackberry holster off, fold down your polo collar, pay off your little-dick compensating viper and act like you graduated high school, or at least got the GED. Maybe then, you will then get a little respect.

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  103. DEVILDOG

    BTW, SDP UP 9.73% @ $88.83. When it hits my target I will be UP $1,240,536 on that position alone. Gone sailing after 11/15 and my F430 delivery on 11/27. Happy Turkey Day!

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  104. Mr. EB

    Devildog, the truth comes out. If you didn’t have your DADDY bailing you out, you would of lost everything, NICE. Wow, you’re an amazing investor.

    Here’s my post moron:

    “Ok I’m going to get cute and say after today’s carnage, tomorrow will be an up-day as the jobs report will be bad, but it was discounted in the market the last 2 days. However we will still re-test lows in the coming weeks.
    I may buy a stock before the close.”

    I said AFTER TODAY’S CARNAGE I may buy a stock before the close of the market. Did you fail reading comprehension class? That doesn’t mean I bought at stock at 12:30pm you moron.

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  105. DEVILDOG

    EB, Whoops, SDP UP 10.4%. How’s that 12:56 BOTTOM working for ya?

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  106. The Fly

    CAP:

    How about a late day wager?

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  107. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Fly you are really receiving the homo hammer of death in BEAV, what are your thoughts on it?

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  108. Mr. EB

    I give up, Devildog is an idiot that doesn’t know how to read, who would of lost all his money if he didn’t have a rich daddy bailing him out.

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  109. CAP

    The Fly Says:

    CAP:

    How about a late day wager?

    I would except I have no body parts left to wager. I dismembered myself and ate it up in case you forgot.

    But in all seriousness, I would suck my cock if we rallied and closed green. Markets down near 5% across the board. Its a very safe bet.

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  110. If you disagree with the Fly go fuck an armadillo!
    If you disagree with the Fly go fuck an armadillo!

    Hey Fly, we need a special tab for paper traders

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  111. Karl Marx

    CAP,

    Maybe this time you could try and go all Dirty Sanchez on yourself.

    Just a suggestion.

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  112. DEVILDOG

    EB, sorry at thought you would be smart and buy at your 12:56 BOTTOM instead of waiting util the close when prices are higher. I forgot that you’re as dumb as dirt and like to buy high.

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  113. ottnott

    Everybody here is stroking DD. Why? Let DD use his own hands.

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  114. Dirty Sanchez

    Soooo meaty.

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  115. Woodshedder

    lmao…you guys slay me.

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  116. Mr. EB

    Devildog, you infuriate me. Now you’re contradicting yourself again.

    Devildog: “I would of loved to hear you talk to your daddy…. daddy… i’m getting huge margin call, if you don’t help me, I’ll lose everything!!! Save me!!! I’m a great investor I swear!!!!”

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  117. Mr. EB

    I have a huge urge to buy now with that last CAP post.

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  118. CAP

    Fast forward 2 months on a street corner in Dallas.

    Homeless man with a sign:

    ” Gave life savings to my imbecile son who lost it all in stock market. Please help. God Bless ”

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  119. blowhard

    Schwarztenegger is such a tax and spender.

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  120. ALLPROz

    For a trade it looks good for long entry into tomorrow…….

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  121. DEVILDOGS Blow Up Doll with 3 Love Openings
    DEVILDOGS Blow Up Doll with 3 Love Openings

    Pssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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  122. Mr. EB

    God that CAP post was absolute bottom of the market today thus far.

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  123. ALLPROz

    Don’t forget the BONUS love opening “ear canal”

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  124. ALLPROz

    At the least shorts taking $$$ will bump us…….

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  125. T MOE

    Just had a 100 point retracement in the dow could we see a pop from bargan hunters late in the day?

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  126. DEVILDOG

    EB, in case you didn’t know it rich people always win. BTW, just a hint for you. The ultimate goal of this market is for the 1%ers to take all the money out of that treasure chest know as the baby boomer’s 401Ks. At least those stupid cows still in stock mutual funds waiting for the bulltard run to DOWCOW 20K off the once in a generation buying opportunity at the 10/10 BOTTOM never to be seen again for all eternity. Why do you think the bush scumball wanted to put SS in 401Ks? Get a brain and go with the 1%er’s game plan. They make the rules and they want a GREATER GREAT DEPRESSION to make themselves even richer. Remember, the trillions lost in the market goes somewhere. It just doesn’t disappear. Who do you think it is going to as planned? Wise up! This is all planned. I’ve said all this before. I suggest you listen this time.

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  127. Pete

    Employment numbers tomorrow…street expecting
    -200K

    …Goldman (pretty accurate on employment calls previously) calls for -400K Lets hope they are wrong…or 2 big down days will turn into three fast

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  128. Mr. EB

    Devildog, I tried to read what your just posted but I couldn’t. Along with no reading comprehension, I guess you don’t know how to write either.

    Man the CAP post rally is underway. I can’t get myself to chase it though. Buying stocks because someone posted on a msg board isn’t a sustainable strategy.. I think.

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  129. DEVILDOG

    Come on EB make a buy here. Tomorrow will be up HUGE!

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  130. Jerry Yang

    Ok Mr. Balmer – I take 8 dollars, you drive a hard bargain

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  131. CAP

    DEVILDOG – FYI , All retail investors I know have gone to cash. All did it the first 2 weeks of October. And I speak of around 2 dozen people or so that I have spoken to. So how the fuck are the 1%ers going to steal 401ks when they are sitting in cash ? Every retail investor I know speaks negatively about the market and how glad they are that they moved into cash. This is a sign of a bottom if there was any. There will continue to be volatility but I think we move higher over the next 3 -6 months.

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  132. Yogi & Boo Boo

    Jake, Thanks for the CBL idea. A little green on a day like today is a wonderful thing.

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  133. DSB

    I have stopped coming here as much because of certain members. This is becoming a fuckin’ yahoo board again. Fly, you need 2 start doing mandatory registration to weed out some of the knucklehads. This isn’t a democracy, and internet leechez [sic] are watering this site down.

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  134. DEVILDOG

    EB, if you can’t understand my post too bad. I really didn’t expect a cow herd person like you to be able to have the ability to accept independent though that is contrary to what the 15ers want you to believe as told to you by the government, wall street and the mainstream media. The 1%ers have an endless supply of cows and sheepeoples to slaughter in America and they don’t care if you and your family die trying to live on the streets. You’re dead.

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  135. Dirty Sanchez

    Is that me on Chris Dodd’s lip?

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  136. Controller

    I agree DSB; I’m getting sick of scrolling through volumes of stupidity.

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  137. DEVILDOG

    Hey DSB, go bore yourself to death.

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  138. mdawsz

    This comment section used to kick ass…now there are really no words to describe the asinine and childish yahoo posting that has become the norm ovah heah. Sad…

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  139. DevilDog says the trillions don’t disappear – WRONG! DevilDog’s SDP is being beaten today by SDS and SKF.

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  140. DSB

    Devildog, what made you think I was referring to you?

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  141. 80/20

    Wanna elaborate on your Coetzee comment? Thanks Karl.

    =====================================================

    Here’s the makings of a further 1500 point decline:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7702408.stm

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  142. 80/20

    “I think we move higher over the next 3 -6 months.”

    Hope you’re right, CAP, but seriously seriously doubt it.

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  143. DEVILDOG

    DSB, because I know you’re one of the upper crust snobs and worthless assholes that I hate.

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  144. knock knock...whos there?
    knock knock...whos there?

    Margin Clerk…

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  145. ALLPROz

    Cap,

    How bout when all those retail investors you know sitting on all that cash need to put it back to work before years end? Hedges mostly flushed out one can hope. With solid support at DJIA 8200 and SPX 850, this just might be the “healthy” back and fill we need to sustain a “true” rally into next year eh?……..

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  146. ALLPROz

    DSB says “This isn’t a democracy, and internet leechez [sic] are watering this site down.”

    DITTO………………………

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  147. Karl Marx

    80/20,

    I just think they are better novels, and that if you want to read the Master of St. Pete then you might as well go and read Dostoyevsky himself (unless you have, in which case Coetzee’s take might be even more entertaining).

    Just my opinion, though – I can’t offer more as I am on a deadlin…ovah heah.

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  148. mdawsz Says:

    This comment section used to kick ass…now there are really no words to describe the asinine and childish yahoo posting that has become the norm ovah heah. Sad…

    November 6th, 2008 at 2:19 pm

    If mdawsz isn’t able to put on assless chaps and mudwrestle verbally with dookeystick(ducati) then the posting her is asinine and childish yahoo posting. I am a shadow and a fan and would like for you to fire up GetShort.blogspot again. Get back in the game, stop posting sporadically you were one of the founding pillars around here. I use to like leeching from you. The verbal threesome between you shed and dookey were epic.
    from a long time shadow

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  149. 80/20

    “..with solid support at DJIA 8200 and SPX 850..”

    Whoa, pass the dutchy on de lef’ han’ side, mon.

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