Tesla Shrugs Off After Hours Temper Tantrum; Set To Gap Higher After Announcing Secondary

Let’s be perfectly clear about Tesla motors folks–this is not any other company in the world.  They are the finest stewards of money in existence.  If they need more money, fine.  It will not be squandered on high school football fields [Texas retards] or cast into the ether via gratuitous stock buyback programs.  The moneys will be earmarked towards fighting the soulless bandits behind big oil and securing our place in the future.

Thus it comes as no surprise that the company is set to enter today’s trade gap up after announcing a $2B dollar secondary offering of stock.

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Remember today, bearshitter, for it will mark the beginning of your demise.