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WEDBUSH DEFECATES ON $NFLX, says Stock is Crazy Overvalued and Amazon ‘Declared War’ on Them

Whoever penned this report at Wedbush is braindead. First of all, Wedbush is just about the worst firm on Wall Street. If you’re an advisor at Wedbush, you should be embarrassed to say so. If I worked there and someone asked me where I worked, I’d say I was a manager at Taco Bell or some shit. The very essence of Wedbush is spirited depravity. Having said that, Wedbush slapped a $50 tgt on Wall Street’s best company today, Netflix.

I realize the PE at 300+ is somewhat excessive.

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But look at the growth, son. Revenues are off the charts and Stranger Things is a smash hit.

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On a p/s basis, the current valuation isn’t all that excessive — based off previous years — post House of Cards.

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Here is the Wedbush drivel.

Via Briefing.com

Wedbush continues to believe that Netflix is overvalued. They think that Netflix’s delay of the price increases scheduled for May created a lingering problem with investors – slowing domestic growth that will likely persist for another quarter as it “un-grandfathers” as many as 15 million more domestic subscribers over the next two months. Additionally, they think that Netflix’s current share price fails to address the potential for meaningful competition from Amazon (AMZN), which recently launched a video-only subscription option of its own. They acknowledge that Netflix has the much more powerful brand for SVOD, but they are confident that with its new standalone service, Amazon declared war on Netflix.

The Amazon service is completely different. No one uses NFLX for their bullshit, old, movies. It’s all about original programming and they have tonnes of it. Compared to the juvenilia at Amazon, they donkey-dick smack Bezos about his bald head.

When the apocalypse hits, everyone will be marooned in their homes watching NFLX.

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Bill O’Reilly Goes in On Corrupt American Journalists, Calls for John Harwood to Resign

Amongst others, Bill O’Reilly went to war last night — talking extreme shit about the drooling pseudo intellectuals at the NY Times, CNBC and other organizations of ill repute. Bill dove into the Wikileaks documents which exposed the left wing media for being harlots for the Clinton camp — little bitches inside of large corporations run by actual demons.

As I’ve stated here on numerous occasions, J. Harwood is just about the very worst person in the world — and should be summarily fired and forced to live in homeless shelters for the balance of his life.

BTW: I fucking hate Bill O’Reilly too. But he’s a necessary evil tonight — sort of like tactical nuclear weapons.

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CATASTROPHIC TRADE DATA OUT OF CHINA SENDS WORLD MARKETS DOWN THE DRAIN

I’m getting very bored with this jerk-off of a market — as we delicately saunter the outer edges of the toilet bowl — teasing if you will — the refuse that lies inside. The truth of the matter is, all of you are the refuse and need to be dumped into the fucking toilet bowl and flushed — expeditiously. Look, Hillary Clinton understands it better than I do and maybe she has more in common with me that I previously had analyzed. Either way, there is such a comeuppance looming, I can practically taste the margin calls.

Ninety-nine percent of you deserve to lose stark amounts of net worth — for being so god damned greedy when I told you: there’s a storm coming. All of these months, as you sashayed alongside the beach property, with your faggot friends, drinking champagne and gallivanting for swims with the jellied fish, I ate pieces of wood and giraffe — aboard the SS Ark — scowling at all you catamites near the shore.

Now that a category 20 hurricane is circling towards your nude resort, I can only smile at the carnage to come.

Chinese trade data came in…bad. Very fucking bad.

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Key Points

Exports fell 10 percent from a year earlier in September, the customs administration said Thursday
Imports declined 1.9 percent
In yuan terms, shipments declined 5.6 percent, imports rose 2.2 percent
Trade surplus at $42 billion

Enough of the data. Markets run on emotions and Central Bank schemes. What we have taking place this evening is ordinary, run of the mill, downward spiraling action.  Dow futures are off by 125, WTI -1%, gold +0.6%, yen is rising and government bonds fucking soaring.

Per chance, do you know why the trade data was so very bad? I’ll give you a hint. It’s the same god damned reason why the Fed won’t raise rates in December.

FUCKING RECESSION.

Now that I’ve got that off my chest, I can sit back, smoke my pipe, and enjoy the downward traversing of futures — bearing witness to real life ham and eggers play themselves like baboons in a zoo — losing vast sums of money and then telling the people on Bloomberg and CNBC that it’s a buying opportunity.

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Samsung Fears Burning Down the Post Office, Sends Galaxy 7 Owners Fireproof Boxes and Gloves

This is single handily the worst product launch in the history of mobile phones. To think that this company bet $17b in sales on specious, untested, technology is beyond understanding. People should be held accountable in the most heinous of ways.

I’m all for bringing back medieval torture devices. Lucky for me, very soon the H. Clinton administration will most likely start manufacturing them en masse, in order to ‘correct’ the alt-right. Let it be known, Le Fly was never part of the alt-right movement. I’ve always considered myself to be a capitalistic anarchist with designs for total world destruction. Seeing any organized religion or political party — destroyed from root to crown — is always appealing to my dark side.

Back to Samsung.

Tim Cook wins, hugely, and will be dining on their brains, zombie style, as they undergo a logistic nightmare trying to recall all of those phones and not have them burn down postal workers and offices.

NOTE: They are NOT allowed to be shipped via airplane.
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John Stumpf Steps Down From Wells Fargo to Collect Upwards of $100 Million in Compensation

I know they didn’t word it that way, since he’s officially ‘retiring.’ But you and I both know, Warren Buffett wasn’t pleased with Mr. Stumpf’s asshole performance on capitol hill, which saw him skewered by a crazy fiend in Elizabeth Warren. Hindsight is 20/20 and I know Mr. Stumpf would’ve loved to keep his asshole of a job, but public speaking classes might’ve come in handy. You’d think the CEO of one of the world’s largest banks would be able to handle the questions of little gremlins in Washington. But now that he is ‘retiring’, with no wrong doing of the fraud that he led for years, he is set to receive upwards of $100m in compensation, and other niceties, from the olde chuck wagon bank.

Tim Sloan, the COO, will succeed him and become new CEO.

“I am grateful for the opportunity to have led Wells Fargo,” Stumpf said. “I am also very optimistic about its future, because of our talented and caring team members and the goodwill the stagecoach continues to enjoy with tens of millions of customers. While I have been deeply committed and focused on managing the Company through this period, I have decided it is best for the Company that I step aside. I know no better individual to lead this company forward than Tim Sloan.”

Via Fortune

But that’s not all. Wells Fargo’s latest proxy statement says that Stumpf is eligible for salary continuation, which presumably means that he would continue to get paid his $2.8 million salary or a portion of it, for a number of years after he leaves the company, including it appears even if he were fired. In addition, even after Stumpf leaves Wells Fargo, he won’t have to drive himself, or answer his own calls. According to the company’s latest proxy, Wells Fargo will continue to pay for a part-time driver for Stumpf for two years after he leaves the company, as well as an adiminstrative assistant. Wells Fargo says the benefit is worth an additional $200,000 a year. The proxy statement does not say that he would lose assistant and driver even if he was fired for cause.

God forbid this King amongst men would have to drive himself or answer the phone. It’s especially endearing to shareholders of WFC to know that this disgraced moron of a man will receive his full salary, based from recent statements, for a ‘number of years’ after he leaves the company.

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Do these people realize how obnoxious and arrogant this all is to the average American?

Definitely not.

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Status Update: The Ark, Gold and a General View of the Markets

After months of uninterrupted, hedonistic elasticity, treasuries are taking a breather. TLT is down for the third consecutive month, all of which have produced no greater one month decline than 2%. The drop, when compared to the volatility of stocks, is laughable. Plainly speaking, TLT is doing what TLT usually does in October: trade lower.

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As soon as people get it into their thick skulls that (a) hiking rates will never happen, and (b) even if it did, that should affect short duration bonds, not on the long end, the ark still float, magnanimously adorned atop a choppy sea — albeit filled with grape shot and a bit tattered from the weather. Nonetheless, it floats.

Gold and silver stocks rebounded today — after a month of tumult — which brought many gold traders to their knees. Overall, gold stocks are lower by 15% over a one month period. It’s truly a horrible thing to endure such a drawdown. But, putting the drop into perspective and contrasting it versus the year to date gains of 96% — it was a little more than a blip.

The gold trade, similar to the bond trade, is contingent upon frayed nerves and an overall sense of apathy amongst the investing public. Should those nerves breakdown and people begin to sell in large quantities, both GLD and TLT will be ripping tits to the upside.

It seems to me, the single best place to invest money in 2016, for non-stock pickers (it’s important to make that distinction), has been in defensive sectors and a reflation of the China/energy trade.

Have a look.

Gold +96%

Foreign Utilities +52%

Steel +49%

Trucks +41%

Airlines +37%

Semis +34%

Copper +32%

Major oil +22%

If you believe energy will continue to move higher and the China recovery is for real, stay long copper, oil and buy some steel. If in fact, however, you believe the move higher in energy is not to be trusted and the China experiment in control economics will end up in disaster, fade industries like copper and big industrials.

Contrast the winners of 2016 to the losers and there is a narrative to discuss.

Solar -42%

Tankers -35%

Drug Delivery -29%

Generic Drugs -26%

Biotech -24%

Oil refiners -18%

(1) Why are airlines higher and not solar? (2) If China is doing so well, why are tankers getting crushed? (3) Drugs going lower? I thought America needed them? Refiners trading off? (4) Why are the oil producers doing so well and refiners are getting killed?

I’ll try to answer those questions with brief bullet points.

(1) Solar companies are wholly reliant upon the end user for their revenues. They need government subsidies to exist and Joe Public to earn those subsidies by accepting to place those fucking hideous panels on their homes. Also, much of the solar business is municipal. The problem isn’t on the government side. Obama is very willing to lavish them with free money. The issue is, indelibly, on the demand side. People do not have money to spend on fucking solar panels, especially with oil down so much. Moreover, municipals are hurting too.

(2) Tankers, like solar, are dependent on demand. With global growth slowing, there is less demand for crude than was previously expected. There are too many tankers and not enough customers. As such, carnage.

(3) The revolt against the biotech and big pharma industry is about money. That’s right, people are broke. With Obama care wreaking havoc across the nation, the student loan bubble expanding and investment in American industry at 40 year lows, you shouldn’t be surprised to learn that people aren’t happy with Epipens selling for $600 a pop and other drugs pricing out most Americans who live paycheck to paycheck.

(4) Refiners are wholly dependent on the crack spread to make money. In recent years, they profited from the divergence in price between WTI and Brent. The great oil collapse of 2015 resulted in RECORD production out of the middle east, while much of U.S. production went offline. That’s right, the great oil correction only hurt American industry and the refiners, who depend on cheap WTI to make margins, are suffering as a result.

Notice a theme here?

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Gold and Utes: Investors Crowd Defensive Sectors in Jittery Tape

God only knows why people are scared of a December Fed hike. I mean, doesn’t anyone have a fucking brain inside their skulls? That didn’t sound too cerebral. I get it. But I have a cussing problem online. In person, it’s a true rarity to hear me tell you to ‘fuck off.’

They aren’t going to hike. After holiday retail sales miss targets, the Fed will bend the knee to the markets caprices.

Following yesterday’s rout, stocks are on edge today, with investors crowding into utilities and gold stocks, while running for the hills in healthcare. I think the ILMN miss and surge in the polls for Clinton is starting to truly worry degenerate biotech traders.

Let’s face it, biotech traders are low people. They don’t have medical degrees and often mispronounce the names of drugs — because they don’t care about the companies themselves. Biotech traders only care about stock prices and wouldn’t have an issue with an outbreak of the bubonic plague, as long as they were smartly positioned in a company in phase 3 trials to cure it. Better yet, they’d rather contain it. Cures are bad for stock prices. See GILD.

Anyway, it’s a slow Wikileaks drip of a day. Here are the out and underperformers in the market today, courtesy of the all glorious Exodus. Try it, you’re gonna like it (extra yo gabba gabba).

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Here are the Highlights of the #PodestaEmails4

Wikileaks is truly fucking with Clinton — leaking out these emails slowly — Chinese water torture style. After all, Assange is a scorned man, holed up in some S. America embassy for years — effectively a prisoner with high speed internet access.

Thus far, here are the highlights. Enjoy these over lunch.

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Whether it’s Trump or Clinton, Markets Will Get Clobbered After Election Day

I’ll be announcing a conviction trade next week, based off what I believe is the best strategy heading into the elections and afterwards.

With Clinton way up in the rigged polls, I think it’s fair to assume her victory is all but priced into stocks already. Investors aren’t lazy and have no reason to wait until Election Day to price in status quo.

The thing about the status quo, it isn’t all that appealing, frankly.

Soon after the elections are over and Americans go back to fucking despising one another for non political reasons, we’ll be up against the retail season, Black Friday and Xmas. Now if you believe Amazon isn’t poleaxing your local mall, go buy some ANF — while drinking some Orange Julius. But if you’re like me and can see three, four moves ahead, you’ll prepare for worse than expected results.

Bear in mind, oil is at 52 week highs. Healthcare and college loans are crushing the souls and spirits of America’s youth. Corporate taxes are still near the highest in the world. In other words, there hasn’t been a stimulus during 2016 that might serve as a catalyst for assuming retail sales will come in better than expected.

The elections have been rough and they’ve revealed a lot of ugliness — especially about our media which is nothing more than agitprop. There’s a reason why my traffic is at record highs and why people are ignoring CNBC and CNN in record numbers. At the end of the day, I endeavor to pursue happiness without the agenda of these batshit neocons threatening the safety of my children. Also, as an avid investor in the market and someone who cares about the future of America, I’d like to see central banks destroyed — so that they could cease from meddling in open and fair markets. While you might enjoy rigged markets today, you will rue them tomorrow.

Did you enjoy the aftershocks of the rigged housing market in 2008?

Nothing good comes from lies, deceit and fraud.

1. Banks
2. Industrials
3. Retail
4. Energy
5. China

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German Bunds Sell Off, Yields Spike Above Zero

Yields are higher by 200%, only because they’re coming from practically nothing to 0.07%. The rationale behind the sell off in bunds  has a lot to do with the fact that bunds are in a bubble. We’re not seeing comparable blow outs in yield in other EU sovereigns. Some might argue Italy’s December 4th referendum is polling poorly and might lead to another EU crisis. Others will suggest the ECB will cease QE in March, leaving holders of bunds woefully exposed.

I simply think this is a momentum fueled sell off in bonds, worldwide. Yields are spiking everywhere.

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It’s not exactly high yield at 0.07%. And, furthermore, it’s a good thing to have the German 10yr out of negative territory.

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