I’m getting very bored with this jerk-off of a market — as we delicately saunter the outer edges of the toilet bowl — teasing if you will — the refuse that lies inside. The truth of the matter is, all of you are the refuse and need to be dumped into the fucking toilet bowl and flushed — expeditiously. Look, Hillary Clinton understands it better than I do and maybe she has more in common with me that I previously had analyzed. Either way, there is such a comeuppance looming, I can practically taste the margin calls.
Ninety-nine percent of you deserve to lose stark amounts of net worth — for being so god damned greedy when I told you: there’s a storm coming. All of these months, as you sashayed alongside the beach property, with your faggot friends, drinking champagne and gallivanting for swims with the jellied fish, I ate pieces of wood and giraffe — aboard the SS Ark — scowling at all you catamites near the shore.
Now that a category 20 hurricane is circling towards your nude resort, I can only smile at the carnage to come.
Chinese trade data came in…bad. Very fucking bad.
Key Points
Exports fell 10 percent from a year earlier in September, the customs administration said Thursday
Imports declined 1.9 percent
In yuan terms, shipments declined 5.6 percent, imports rose 2.2 percent
Trade surplus at $42 billion
Enough of the data. Markets run on emotions and Central Bank schemes. What we have taking place this evening is ordinary, run of the mill, downward spiraling action. Dow futures are off by 125, WTI -1%, gold +0.6%, yen is rising and government bonds fucking soaring.
Per chance, do you know why the trade data was so very bad? I’ll give you a hint. It’s the same god damned reason why the Fed won’t raise rates in December.
FUCKING RECESSION.
Now that I’ve got that off my chest, I can sit back, smoke my pipe, and enjoy the downward traversing of futures — bearing witness to real life ham and eggers play themselves like baboons in a zoo — losing vast sums of money and then telling the people on Bloomberg and CNBC that it’s a buying opportunity.
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Such eloquent prose.
Thanks. I literally wrote it with one hand while eating a snack bar.
Fly, any tweaking your portfolio into this carnage or you’re positions are all set?
Yes. I am currently finalizing the FIST OF DEATH, to be revealed in Exodus next week. My top 5 shorts.
Can I vote TSLA or AMZN to be on that list?
liquidation bitches. That fcx short is gonna rip.
Bad china trade data in oct means horrible xmas retail.
your point about retail xmas sales is profound
If rates don’t hike in December, we are already in a world of hurt.
My question is this:
We already know that the numbers out of China are not entirely accurate, so how bad is it really?
If China is admitting this, it must be worse, right?
Guess we’ll just wait for that nuclear fallout to wash ashore Alaska.
but, buttt stock jocky blogists up in here said it was all smooth sailing as of this morn LOL
& it’s NOT quite RECESSION as it’s been a RECESSION non-fucking-stop since 2008; it’s something far worse than that… unless just maybe your tinfoil antennae are picking up the sordid frequencies coming out of Beijing and Moscow: bad data helps the Trumpster and sinks the Hitlery criminal… a little crashiness may spur detente after all….
but yeah, i’m shorting this rigged piece of shit miasma of a “market”… and long gold..
funny how Shanghai index in green….. “markets”….
“Gallivanting for swims with the jellied fish.”
I’m dying over here. And long gooooooooooooooooooolddd!!
This was was fantastic. Can’t wait for the tax loss selling mumbo jumbo.
You absolutely fucking nailed it. Boom!
Taxes going up, malls will be empty. Let’s go bowling!
LOL, Dr. Real Fly on point!
Next time, i’LL wear the nacho hat.
Shoulda posted this on your last post Cap’n:
“Ingraham: Media outlets act as ‘super-duper PAC’ for Clinton”
http://video.foxnews.com/v/5167604010001/ingraham-media-outlets-act-as-super-duper-pac-for-clinton/?#sp=show-clips
The wolfman spews ChartsNShit about the Cheap Crap Country and its increasingly worthless fiat: http://wolfstreet.com/2016/10/11/whats-going-on-with-new-global-reserve-currency-chinese-yuan/