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Samsung Fears Burning Down the Post Office, Sends Galaxy 7 Owners Fireproof Boxes and Gloves

This is single handily the worst product launch in the history of mobile phones. To think that this company bet $17b in sales on specious, untested, technology is beyond understanding. People should be held accountable in the most heinous of ways.

I’m all for bringing back medieval torture devices. Lucky for me, very soon the H. Clinton administration will most likely start manufacturing them en masse, in order to ‘correct’ the alt-right. Let it be known, Le Fly was never part of the alt-right movement. I’ve always considered myself to be a capitalistic anarchist with designs for total world destruction. Seeing any organized religion or political party — destroyed from root to crown — is always appealing to my dark side.

Back to Samsung.

Tim Cook wins, hugely, and will be dining on their brains, zombie style, as they undergo a logistic nightmare trying to recall all of those phones and not have them burn down postal workers and offices.

NOTE: They are NOT allowed to be shipped via airplane.
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19 comments

  1. roundwego

    want to know where the market realy is? valuations compared to revenue

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-10-12/beer-goggles-stock-market

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  2. metalleg

    Makes no sense to send them back individually. Why not work out with the service providers to have the devices brought back to stores (Verizon wireless, AT&T, etc) and then packaged properly and sent ack in bulk? Individual fire proof boxes and individual shipping costs is only adding to their financial burden. Also increases the hassle for their consumers.

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  3. moosh

    Did CMG ever figure out what caused people’s inside stuff ingested to come out in unfortunate uncontrollable ways? Solve it with coupons…. Maybe they flipt script and pay you to own one.

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  4. uglyflint

    Korea. Questions ?

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  5. roundwego

    come on vix, you can do it!

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  6. roundwego

    aw look at the weasels running back. of course they send a women in first.

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-10-12/nebraska-senator-deb-fischer-becomes-first-un-unendorse-trump

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  7. ironbird

    Hudsucker Proxy. It is Asia. Wild guess.

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  8. peso trader

    Weak data out of China…SPX down 11, NDQ down 25, Gold up 7, Oil down 40 cents

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  9. roundwego

    Something broke. Yen ropping. Swiss ripping. Equities crashing.

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  10. roundwego

    Is douche bank liquidating us possitions? Eur ripping.

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  11. tradercaddy

    So I am reading Anonymous has released a video alleging that it has a video of Bill Clinton and a 13 year old on “orgy island”.
    It’s over on the Gateway Pundit website.
    Weird and who knows.

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  12. stockslueth

    No marshmallows?

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  13. wolfdaddy

    I prey that video comes out. Anyone believe those two hags that came out against donald tonight for grappling their pussy? I don’t think so

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  14. tmmdn0

    My buddy who works in the safety department for an electronics manufacturing company sent me this article which shows how deep and complex the safety testing issue goes:
    http://www.digitaltrends.com/mobile/battery-explosions-whats-going-on/

    Here’s an interesting quote from that article:

    “Samsung chose to self-certify under the CE mark for the Galaxy Note 7, rather than use UL or another recognized mark.
    But it’s not alone:
    Apple does the same thing for the iPhone.”

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  15. roundwego

    Copper crashy

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  16. peso trader

    As Alex Jones says, billionaires have women throwing themselves at them and the timing is ridiculous

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  17. roundwego

    Vix says its getting serious.

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