iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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YOU CAN TRY — BUT YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO STOP ME

Another day rolls by and another day of obscene profits. You fuckers are enjoying the good life now, sucking off the milk of the cash cow, having the time of your lives. But guess what? You need to be able to do this shit yourselves, otherwise some retard advisor might hoodwink you into believing you need his services one day.

I WILL TEACH YOU ALL THAT NEEDS TO BE TOLD.

BEHOLD the winship inherent on my grandmaster plan. I am 26 for my last 29, 15 profitable trades closed out out of a total 16 transactions. You cannot fuck with this level of victory, no matter how hard you tried.

Let’s take today’s foray into APPN: I’m already +2.

Into the bell, I bought some CTRL on a breakout to $30.

Today’s top winners in my portfolio were APPN, BILI, CBLK, EVBG, and ZEN.

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9 comments

  1. Fidel Cash Grow
    Fidel Cash Grow

    Nice member on that statue. No homo

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  2. juice

    must be that non-vegan diet kicking in

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  3. it is showtime

    +.25

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  4. skulduggery

    Fly just made enough for a second OSC-Orbital Space Cannon.

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  5. clock

    FLY SAYS…
    I WILL TEACH YOU ALL THAT NEEDS TO BE TOLD.

    Dr. Fly has a way of making us all feel superior…..in this case, by displaying a statue of a fagg with a tiny penis. 🙂

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  6. joyous__ending

    Anyone stick with PVTL?
    Monster move the day after closeout trade.

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  7. rangersfan

    roku pi bili

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  8. cancel19

    Dr. Fly doing his balls to the wall tradin’, XD

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  9. jbandy

    Hahah love the accompanying picture

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