Much to your chagrin, the market is running on water, extending earlier gains, while throwing cherry bombs at short sellers. There are soooo many bears trapped here, short stocks in a very FAZtardingly way. As you know, I was very close to going short, via inverse etf’s, but was saved by God himself. Immediately after talking to God, on my blakcberry, I decided against shorting stocks, so you know.
It appears the ADTRAN, Inc. [[ADTN]] conference call was not so kick-ass. No worries. The company is well positioned and should do well in the future. I will buy the dips.
Thanks to the cock masters at Intel Corporation [[INTC]] , tech is ripping higher. I am so chockful of longs here, there is not much for me to do, other than sit back and enjoy taking your money.
By the way, the robotic engines at Goldman Sachs send you their regards. They also tell me your “newz” articles, regarding their alleged criminality, are laughed upon by men in yellow suits and blue shoes. Truth be told, I was never a fan of Goldman, until they started throwing gasoline on the competition. Candidly, I like their style.
According to The PPT, we are, officially, in bull market mode, with an overall score of 3.25 or “buy.” In the past, any score above 3 marked a near term top in the market. However, it has always been my contention that the score would remain above 3, with regular vivacity, once the market was officially in bull mode. It is my belief, ladies and chicks, that is exactly what we are in right now.
So, get your fucking rocket ships ready and prepare for blast-off. Without a doubt, a whole new group of luck assholes will become “rich as fuck,” during the next bull market. Unfortunately, for you, I don’t think any of you are so fortunate.
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