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Viva Le Fly!

“Le Fly” just returned from a high speed moped adventure, accompanied by two baguettes. Skillfully, “Le Fly” took large bites out of one such said baguette, while simultaneously injuring people on the sidewalk nearby with the other loaf, via “bread slaps.” On occasion, “Le Fly” opens a bottle of Bordeaux, then pours the contents into a petit palais wine glass, all the while steering his little moped down narrow alleyways, for egregious and reckless consumption. Much to his chagrin, there are many “fat Americans” with stupid mustaches in NYC. This clouds his judgment and forces him to make rash decisions, such as throwing cheese at undercover police officers, running “the stupid red lights” (french accent accentuated) in Times Square or speeding through wooden police barriers.

As for the markets:

The little back and forth action is BULLISH for stocks. It means, lucky fuckers who were long yesterday are holding firm, like a week old baguette in an umbrella basket. In my opinion, it’s only a matter of time before the shorts get deposited into pine boxes. Keep a close eye on [[ERX]] or [[DUG]] . Should the market proceed higher, it will be led by the oil and gas space.

With my money, I might nibble at a little more ADTRAN, Inc. [[ADTN]] , Abercrombie & Fitch Co. [[ANF]] and STMicroelectronics N.V. (ADR) [[STM]] , providing they pull back a little. Also, I really like the action in [[UNG]] , but will refrain from buying more, until the hurricane season is upon us.

Finally, I am emphatic about Corning Incorporated [[GLW]] , OmniVision Technologies, Inc. [[OVTI]] , salesforce.com, inc. [[CRM]] and Ciena Corporation [[CIEN]] trading higher, all open positions from the man known best known by his French followers as “Le Fly.”

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60 comments

  1. kidstock

    FIG

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  2. The Fly

    Who said I wasn’t crazy?

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  3. Kiwin

    You are the veritable Aramis of the 21st century, “Le Fly”.

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  4. Dubz

    The true Frenchies would call you “La Mouche” and the Spaniards “La Mosca”

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  5. Indie

    AH AH… VOILA!!!
    La mouche (oops .. sry, Le FLY!) fait mouche.

    Touché Mr. Le Fly, touché…

    nothing beats the french (from paris france) for obnoxiousness. a great inspiration for the luxurious livings. all those conspiracy theorists right wing nuts bear shitters need their burgers smeared all over their obese face.

    … you lose, you get nothing. NO FRENCH FRIES FOR YOU, SIR!!

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  6. Raleigh the Monkey
    Raleigh the Monkey

    Everybody got their raleigh monkey hat on, because we are going to raleigh~! These shorts will not be spanking this monkey today!

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  7. The Fly

    Where is Chivas? I have a philly blunt for him to smoke, alongside a 40oz of St Ides malt liquor.

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    • Free Trader

      I much more prefer Old English, as it’s more raw and ghetto. Not to mention it’s gangsta affordable.

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      • The Fly

        That’s a lie. St. Ides is far more ghetto. However, if it’s ghetto you want, go with POWER MASTER or 64oz CRAZY HORSE.

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        • TheArtist

          if it ‘s getto, go with plain ol’ urine….

          geezzzzz…

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      • Jworthy

        Free Trader, you just hit the nail on the head.

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  8. DPeezy

    holding firm, like a week old baguette in an umbrella basket

    Poetic.

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  9. Homo Bob

    Mopeds, Fat Chix and FTK:
    All a lot of fun until your friends catch you riding one!

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  10. Yogi & Boo Boo

    Vive Le Fly ! – Posts like this are the real reason I watch the market and iBC all day (and night) long.

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    • JakeGint

      Glad you got the French spelling on “vive” correct, Yogi…. I think the Fly has been practicing his Espagnol too long.

      There is always Viva El Fly, I guess.
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  11. Yogi & Boo Boo

    I smell dead bears. Developing…

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    • Wolfschanze

      We have had a 6 – 6.5% gain for both the Dow and S&P for the week, due to improved sentiment on future earnings which leads to P/E expansion which is only natural, now what would be interesting is pin pointing exactly what sort of earnings the market is foreseeing then based on that one can decide whether it is over or under ones own forecast and trade accordingly.

      On another note I wish I could strangle that Dem from Ohio, if the government could get fair market rates for its funding to institutions then those institutions would fing get the money from the market!

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  12. Pedro

    Le Fly,

    What do you think of LSI?

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  13. TheArtist

    read the sign people…

    “PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE BEARS”

    it what it says.

    we’ll let the ants bring them some crumbs…..

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  14. Wondering

    Man you turn in to a fun, nice guy when banking coin!

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  15. Nation81

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSc_WnTcE40

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  16. The Fly

    Stocktwits TV is live. Go to front page to view.

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  17. Teahouse On The Tracks
    Teahouse On The Tracks

    I would like a Ruuuuuuummme…..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXn2QVipK2o&feature=related

    Looks like the PPT guy sans pipe, no?

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  18. TheArtist

    fucking fuck fucker fucksake,…!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! could they get done with this fucking pointless Hank Paulson shit already!!!!!!!

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  19. Big Mike

    WOW…I came back from a trip out of the country with no god damn internet and 2 channel TV (Amazons), and the Fly is all the sudden on CNBC?

    Good shit… when will be given the exclusive interview with Kneal?

    Shit, I’ve seen rats the size of god damn cats..freaked the shit out of me…

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  20. 4fl3x

    Wow, this is the squeeze of a lifetime Master Fly has talked about for months. Not a single chance for bears to cover!

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  21. wilmer

    Your regiment (sic) of baguettes and Bordeaux has served you well monsieur.

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  22. TheArtist

    on my streamer, CIT had a low of .02 and now it has changed to .31

    what are you guys seeing as todays low?

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    • Wolfschanze

      I also see 0.31, Depending what I use I see 0.01 trade just prior to trading being halted yesterday.

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  23. Juiceyfruit

    Message From Mr. Market

    By Doug Kass

    Today is the second day of virtually no downticks to speak of.~My experience is that when this occurs, Mr. Market has a message.~And that message is a continued move in a northerly direction.

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  24. kelkun

    And the bearshitters dance

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7oCDbDebDA

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  25. TheArtist

    Giant carnivorous squid invading waters off San Diego

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  26. syas

    I’m very disappointed. Its been about two days since someone called Cabruso Cabrera a skank or some other derogatory name. I could always rely on that to cheer me up, i may have to pick up the slack.

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    • Cash-N-Guns

      i was watching the british open…sorry…i didnt miss hearing the grating voice of that 2 dollar Tijuana hooker, who looks like a mackerel…chubby dumb skank should be mixing guacamole in Guatemala.

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  27. iBCtard

    Wow, look at the market go! FLY owned us all. 🙁

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  28. Teahouse On The Tracks
    Teahouse On The Tracks

    Fly …. what do you like about STM, their sound filtering chips?

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  29. bill

    fly,

    read you blog often only trade rydex funds.

    was long from 6/1/2009 didnt sell still holding indexlongs in qqqq,iwm and eem.
    do you suggest partial profit taking or hold for the big kill.

    thanks

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  30. Proud American

    Fly,
    Go fuck yourself!! You sell your soul each day for the love of money, with no moral platitude!!! You would fit well in the Goldman culture.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3AlFe8l4OE

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  31. JR

    Nouriel Roubini says the recession will end this year

    http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=az9k8d_f_xn8

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    • wilmer

      Add Roubini to the ranks of those who agree with Kneale “The Real Deal” that this recession is ovah baby.

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  32. Big Mike

    FYI…

    “La Mouche” sounds soooo gay…

    “La Mosca” sounds like an illegal immigrant…

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    • Free Trader

      at least he can hand out dirty sanchez’s to dirty bears

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  33. dave

    The only way for Starbucks to survive is to not be Starbucks.

    http://consumerist.com/5316284/the-only-thing-left-for-starbucks-to-just-stop-being-starbucks

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  34. 4fl3x

    Unemployment rate just tanked, 1000’s of temp Margin Clerks were hired.

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  35. iBCtard

    Oh god, I am getting demolished on my short positions I initiated last week at S&P 880. Please tell me what to do FLY, I shall never doubt you again.

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  36. wabisabi

    “NEW LOWS IN JULY! WRITE IT DOWN!”

    laughing my ass off

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  37. Bad News Bears

    From the same author as the Rolling Stone article about Goldman Sachs….
    http://trueslant.com/matttaibbi/2009/07/16/on-goldmans-giganto-profits/

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  38. Richy

    When are the thumbs up / thumbs down coming back?

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  39. JakeGint

    Wait a second… you have French followers?

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