“The Fly,” with the begrudging help of his underlings, has been preparing for a BROKEN ROBOT X-MAS trading session. I declared: “The fucking robots are going to break down ok, PREPARE for that eventuality.” People just sort of looked at me like “WTF should I do now?” It pains me that no one else sees the writing on the wall. “Thank God for KING COCK,” famous words spoken by many at the dinner table.
America needs capital gains. The government wants you to swim in gains, until 12/31/09, so that they can take a percentage of them from you during tax season. They are going to throw the kitchen sink AND MORE at this market, in the name of generating revenue.
Let it be no surprise iBankCoiners, when the fucking robots break down for X-mas, you will know what to do.
Personally, I’ve established positions in shoddy retailers, like Sears Holdings Corporation [[SHLD]] , mainly because there are scores of people—and I mean scores, short the name for the holidays. ‘Tis not the season to be short, fa la la, la la, la, la la la la or some shit.
At the moment, my Chinese slavery plays, [[YONG]] and [[HEAT]] are taking a breather; but that’s okay. They don’t believe in X-mas anyway. We’ll worry about them later.
For now, I must embrace positions like ATP Oil & Gas Corporation [[ATPG]] , Sears Holdings Corporation [[SHLD]] , Equinix, Inc. [[EQIX]] , Green Mountain Coffee Roasters Inc. [[GMCR]] , SandRidge Energy Inc. [[SD]] , Flowserve Corporation [[FLS]] and even U.S. Global Investors, Inc. [[GROW]] , because Santa Claus is a big fan of said names.
Okay, “The Fly” must go now. He has many things to do and people to belittle, in real life.
See you Sears suckers in about 2-3 hours.
UPDATE: A word on gold.
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