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Boom! Sell Cawfee, Buy Gold*

CAWFEE
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10 Reasons Gold Kicks Cawfee’s Ass

1.  Gold is more stimulative.

2.  Nobody ever had a problem with Coach Gold.

3.  Chicks dig gold more.

4. Gold does not need to be vacuum-packed, ever.

5.  One year at Harvard:  45 maple leaf gold coins vs. 8600 bags of cawfee.

6.  Gold is actually the best part of waking up.

7.  Like cawfee, gold can be found in Africa and South America.  Unlike cawfee, gold can also be found in Canada.

8.  If Blackbeard ever buried a chest full of cawfee, do you think he’d bother with a map?

9.  Gold makes for longer lasting wedding rings

10.  Gold in a teeny tiny little cup is much more surprising and delightful.

But it’s not yet time to buy gold in size.   We’ll likely have some rebound from this oversold condition, but I think we’re in for some additional pain before it will be time to back up the truck once again.    Green Mountain Coffee Roasters Inc. [[GMCR]] , however, is another story.

gmcrdaily

Pay close attention to accumulation and distribution.  After price and volume I find it the most useful indicator of immediate action.

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*Just don’t buy gold right now, unless it’s just for a trade, then go ahead, knock yourself out.

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33 comments

  1. Mushroomz

    lol @ #2
    poor cawfee

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  2. TA

    Gold still sucks dicks but your assessment of GMCR is correct.
    As I’ve said before I like the 55s as a buy point.

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  3. The_Real_Hmmm

    Dude, how could you forget:

    Coffeeman Sachs just doesn’t make a bear’s asshole pucker like Goldman Sachs can.

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    • JakeGint

      That is an excellent “Add,” and opens the doors for others.

      What about Oscar CoffeeMan, Steve Austin’s (Lee Majors) trusted assignment chief?

      That may be too old a reference for some of you. I remember when my Mom first let me stay up to watch The Six Millon Dollar Man.

      There was no happier child in all of Lawn Guyland that night, I’ll tell you.

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  4. Dr Fly

    You are setting yourself up for a major smack.

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  5. Dr Fly

    I will eat your fucking liver.

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  6. DMG

    Try the sweetbreads…dee-lish…

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  7. The Fly

    BOOM-SHACKA-LACKA

    http://ibankcoin.com/flyblog/?p=9203

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  8. Teahouse On The Tracks
    Teahouse On The Tracks

    Wave4 may yet see 65 but Wave 5 has 55 written all over it ….

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  9. Diamond Jim Brady

    Dr. Fly, spreading disinformation? Winning even when losing, odd no?

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  10. Goin'Fawr

    Other reasons Gold is better than coffee:

    – I would hate to have to take delivery on 10 large worth of coffee, while 10k$ Au would simply add a nice reassuring ‘heftiness’ to my briefcase.

    -Walloping a member of the ‘loony right’ with a lb of coffee would hardly leave a dent, and consequently leave you open to malevolent litigation, while a smack with a pound of gold could finish off nicely what their prepubescent diet of lead paint had started.

    -Try making an espresso with beans ten years old. Whereas gold from a decade ago is just as fresh as the day it was smelted.

    -You can use a 400g bar of gold to crush coffee beans into a powder that would make a half decent grind for a French Press(e?)

    -A gold tooth looks at least marginally better than coffee teeth (debatable, I’ll admit; both are kinda grim)

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    • JakeGint

      – I would hate to have to take delivery on 10 large worth of coffee, while 10k$ Au would simply add a nice reassuring ‘heftiness’ to my briefcase.

      — yeah, not even. That’s about nine ounces, give or take. 2 Crackberries. See my comment about Hahvahd above.

      -Walloping a member of the ‘loony right’ with a lb of coffee would hardly leave a dent, and consequently leave you open to malevolent litigation, while a smack with a pound of gold could finish off nicely what their prepubescent diet of lead paint had started.

      Ignoring the physics error you make here, it’s even more ironic that your lead paint jape infers a loss of intelligence. The Left (you remember, the guys who mandated the confiscation of gold?), on the other hand, attracts the congenitally mental-deficient castes with their threadbare promises of government led Utopia.

      You are likely the only left wing gold bug in creation, you know that right? I wouldn’t announce it at your next cell meeting.

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      • Goin'Fawr

        I protest that I am guilty of no such error in my physics: hitting somebody with a 1lb bean bag is likely to do less damage than even a malenky tolchok with a solid metal bar, no? Certainly, you may still be able to jar the brain loose a bit, but the gold bar would at least leave a mark.

        Clearly, you have had your definitions of the politcal ‘left’ and ‘right’ obfuscated by your institutionalized indoctrination, comrade.
        eg. Just because your current administration spouts milder rhetoric than that of Ronald Reagan’s doesn’t mean you have really ever had any hope for ‘change’. Same club, different table, with a few gold leaf distinctions thrown in to rile up those to the extreme right, and appease those on the other end of the spectrum; invert this for those sitting at the other table. You have only ever had the illusion of choice, and realizing that is goin’ to be a long, hard lesson for NA.

        IMO, extremists of any denomination are loonies, for the most part. Middle ground is where any real hope is at, mon frere.

        And money is money is gold, even Evo Morales knows that, which is why he is trying to spread some around to the people who gave him the mandate to do so….ie Gold Bugs exist amongst the wise, who in turn occupy every camp, not just yours.

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        • JakeGint

          No, you are the only one in the Naderite camp who backs gold.

          And — not that I’d expect this to sink in, but — Evo Morales “spreading around” that which is not his is just theft via government means. Socialism is not exactly a new practice as far as tyranny goes, it’s just a (relatively) new name.

          Backing Evo Morales? lol. So much for “the middle ground.”

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          • Goin'Fawr

            Nader backs the admirable US Constitution: so it follows he backs gold.

            Evo Morales is unquestionably a democratically elected leader. The only ones who would label him ‘tyrant’ are losing a small portion of their wealth in an attempt to compensate the general populace that they were formerly raping.

            A much better example of tyranny is taking wealth from the citizenry, against their will (or simply without their knowledge) , and using it to prop up the greed of the already extremely wealthy; acts which both of your political parties have been guilty, for decades.

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            • JakeGint

              You are utterly clueless. Do you think “democracy” is equivalent to a property rights respecting, rule of law abiding republic?

              Do you even know what makes for a free country? Let me tell you, arbitrary takings do not.

              You really should repair to one of these countries where the chief thug decides whose property “really” belongs to them. It’s useful idiots like yourself that keep bad ideas alive.

              Here’s to education.

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              • Goin'Fawr

                A self-determined leftist democracy vs. a CIA installed/propagated, ruthlessly pro-multinational corporations’ bitch puppet dictatoriship? No contest, IMO.

                “…property Rights respecting, rule of law abiding…”
                The Bolivian masses reserve the right to decide the definitions of these things, instead of allowing a tiny fraction of wealthy, who became such through perp’ing horrendous crimes, dictate rules to them. Sounds democratic to me.

                “…arbitrary takings…”, hardly. This is what unscrupulous businesses received from their former wage slaves, and now its time for recompense. And you have the gall to tar me ‘clueless’?

                ‘Chief Thug’, what a laugh. That is how much respect Jake has for an actual democratically elected leader who follows through on his campaign promises. To me that sounds like an epithet that would be better suited to the leader of a nation who still has the audacity to accept the Nobel Peace Prize while currently overseeing the perpetuation of at least two unjust wars, despite his avidly vowing to end them as a large part of the campaign platform that got him elected.
                On the other hand: Morales was named “World Hero of Mother Earth” by UN General Assembly, and, while sounding a bit poncy, that hardly qualifies him as ‘Chief Thug’ you dolt.

                Education indeed, that is something Jake does need…

                Mr.Babbit, do you truly believe that you and yours are/have ever lived in a democratic state? If so I continue to retain the right to disregard all the inanities you constantly blather as conditioned rote being uttered by the utterly duped.

                Getting Back on topic:

                My coffee, I like frothy. My Gold I shall hold

                Sorry if this has come up again, site error.

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  11. Yogi & Boo Boo

    Classic.

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  12. Dr. Incognito

    Where can I get my hands on this 8600 bags of cawfee?

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  13. The_Real_Hmmmm

    GoldMan’s threat? OJ!

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  14. Juiceyfruit

    oh man .. am I digging myself a whole hole … added a chicken hearted lot of 250 shares 58.80 to my loser AGQ … I think theres a counter trend bounce in here somewhere

    really , I have better things to do!

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    • JakeGint

      That’s just mule headedness. Luckily, you can afford it.

      Even if you could not, the “price” to you is just time, and accepting you are wrong (or “early”) . It won’t be any cost in the long run, as the bull will bail you eventually.

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  15. Yossarian

    Nice one. Should i bring this list up in my next Starbucks meeting?

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    • JakeGint

      Yes, tell them they need to get on the Kuerig bus, since all the phagoles in their demographic are going to be buying one this Christmas.

      Maybe offer Starbux branded “Kuerigs with Wi-fi” or some schit?

      That one’s for free. Next one comes with a consulting charge.

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