It’s too much to bear. The opera singers, who short stocks dressed in burlap dresses, are cheering on the dollar, in order to kill the rally. How ironic, no?
These fucking bears will do and say anything to send stocks lower. Dickbags, like Rick Santelli, are sucking the dollar’s dick, not for God and country, but for TIMBERRRRRR trading action in stocks. What the fuck is wrong with you assholes? First, you idiots want the dollar dead, due to your belief that it will rape stocks. Then, after seeing that strategy fail, you root for dollar strength. Fuck off, coffin stuffers.
By the way, is anyone else having problems with Blackberry email service? This phone is a piece of shit, no wonder Research In Motion Limited (USA) [[RIMM]] is a piece of offal.
[[YONG]] priced a secondary and many of you are scurrying about with questions. Let me make this clear for you: I do not trade one position at a time. In order to understand my methods, you need to have a bigger dick and a lot of testosterone. Sell offs do not scare me, nor do they encourage me to do something stupid, like double down. Granted, I fucked up with Flotek Industries, Inc. [[FTK]] . But, I am entitled to make mistakes, especially after taking into account my track record. It is a sign of ingratitude and disrespect for any of you assholes to mention it to me, considering I have lost a lot of money in the stock. The next one who mentions it, even to make a point, will fall victim to “expeditious mustache removal,” via jelly donut punch to the face.
I’m not buying this dip, because I don’t need to. Whatever is happening today, you know with the sell off and all, is temporary.
Off to buy a few more Keurigs.
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Great post…….here and the V.King
It must be aggravating to have people come on here and blow your spot up with FTK etc. despite your monster YTD % and consistent winners, but really, what does it matter?
“Males shouldn’t be jealous, that’s a female trait”
ingrates, that’s why.
GMCR, HBAN, and TSO FTW!
GMCR up on a monster down day for gold, rather apropos.
GMCR is making me love it even more today – this is good.
BTW, go iPhone. BBs are on their way out.
Sigh….
Someone needs to start reading my blog for comprehension..
Sheesh.
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Why don’t you teach us lowly underlings over here, Professor Gint. I have my pencil, ready to take notes. You don’t mind if I chew on some sandwich while in your class, do you? I promise to not make any crumbs.
No, rapt attention only, and I simply loathe all the bread bits gumming up on your braces.
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I’d read you blog if you weren’t such a shill for Fox News.
Don’t be a hater, just because Jake has his head on straight.
Please, spare me your ridiculous presence, Franz.
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Fly get an Android and use Touchdown for the email. This will solve your issues.
I couldn’t send emails with my BB this morning… It kept showing that it sent, then 15 min later the red x showed up. And to think I was considering going long RIMM earlier this week. Fuck you, RIMM.
Ok, so it’s system wide. I own an iphone too and it is a much better device.
BTW: iBC iphone app is 95% done.
Nice!
Very cool. And of course, we all know, the Sovereign Fly would never charge for such an app…
free. yes.
What if you hate AT&T’s schitola service?
You know Swannie dumped it, yes?
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To be honest, the At&t network is not bad in NYC. Just as good as VZ.
T saves their bandwidth for it’s at&t connect card, which is why ADTN, CRNT and STAR (bought out) are such good lt buys.
Good to know.
VZ is imperative out here in the hinters.
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AT&T is bad, but not *that* bad. I’m in SE Michigan, and it does fine for me.
It’s worth it, for the phone. It’s an unbelievable piece of equipment, the 3gs.
There is no bigger APPL fan than I (as J’Gint and DMG will attest for the last 15+ years) and i would make sweet techie love to it were there an app for that sort of thing. But even I must admit that AT&T blows in NYC and is giving my beloved device a black eye.
Iphone = sweet taboo love
AT&T = dirty sanchez hate
(still, there’s no other phone i will ever own)
Very weighty testimony, given he’s the “gay one.”
Impressive “beard” aside.
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I like my 8830 because it’s sturdy and I drop it a lot. Though I think I froze something last wednesday when it was so goddamn cold. Trackball won’t work anymore. What’s the warranty for these POS?
Use Isopropyl alcohol with a rag on the track ball and it will free it in a few minutes.
The newer Blackberrys no longer use track balls.
They don’t use flywheels either, much to my chagrin.
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The new optical reader button is superb
Which model is that on? Droid?
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Their flagshop Bold model
Great!
One more reason Mrs.Hawaii Five 0 should feel good about getting me the PPT for Christmas.
She’ll like this part of it because she loves her I-Phone.
Ironical that they have a system wide issue the day of their earnings announcement, no? Bad sign for RIMM longs.
Natty is fucking screaming here. SD, ATPG, even FTK should trade up.
Jelly doughnut yourself to the face, s’il vous plais.
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FIG!
Fly, screw the haters. Of course you are allowed to make a mistake.
Your track record far surpasses most.
Heck, from “a crazy Six Sigma” like view you…with 1 position screwy…you might be 99.9999% correct.
The point. An outstanding track record. Kudos and Thenk Youe (sic).
The bears think this dollar strength is reminiscent of previous dollar strength being a sign of liquidity problems of days past. They’re fucking wrong. Dollar strength is four things.
1. It’s as sign the big central banks may be coming to the end of their reserves conversion into other shittier currencies
2. it’s sign the market was hugely one sided against the Dollar
3. It’s a sign that the two other major currencies- the Yen and the Euro- are a major sack of shit too.
4. It’s a sign that the US is not in as bad condition as Japan and the EU despite the serious attempt by this administration to fuck the country real proper like Obama style.
I think they’re wrong and the Tim’s of this world playing (or rather pretending to play as he doesn’t have any more capital) the dollar equity nexus as again going to get their balls handing to them on on silver platter. Balls is used metaphorically of course, as they lost them in the great bull market of 09.
Treu, this is but a temporary respite.
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3. It’s a sign that the two other major currencies- the Yen and the Euro- are a major sack of shit too.
This is why the mighty Dollar will see .85 before this cycle is over
Doubtful.
80 should be all she wrote.
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Pendulum always swings further than most expect. .80 sounds reasonable but .84 is almost a done deal imho
Finally got a borrow late yesterday on the big GS.
Being rewarded to today. I will keep a close eye on the fucker since it has burned me in the past, but I think it trades down to $150, as insiders have been selling like crazy
I’m going out to borrow money from banks to get long Goldman!!!
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2009/12/17/2009-12-17_us_will_contribute_to_100b_climate_fund_for_developing_countries_hillary_clinton.html
I quit paying attention to the climate, one minute after watching Al Gore embarrass himself in that movie.
I’m taliking about $100,000,000 of US taxes going to these fucktwats….
Don’t be a player hater. Next thing you know, you will announce that the military is ripping us off too, with their annual budget of 850 billion.
Then again, WE NEED IT. 14 aircraft carriers and scores of stuff collecting dust, while we send Pvt Ryan to do door to door search and seizures in Fallujah.
“Son, we live in a world that has walls and those walls need to be guarded by men with guns. Who’s gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant FLYberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and curse the Marines; you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago’s death, while tragic, probably saved lives and that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don’t want the truth because deep down in places you don’t talk about at parties you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use then as the backbone of a life trying to defend something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said “thank you,” and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest that you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
Speaking of Private Ryan…..
Actual footage of Private Hamfast receiving the dreaded “jelly doughnut punch to the face” courtesy of Mssr. Le Fly!
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You just gave armchair Jake a woody.
Our military is now at 4% of the US GDP….When Kennedy was President it was 12%…go hug a tree hippie…..
Maybe give my tax money to someone who deserves it like strippers
The more military you have the more you need. I agree with having a military but maybe it could be scaled back 90%. There are bases everywhere. Here is one. zoom in on this.
http://maps.google.com/maps?q=-7.313614,72.417852
Wow, that looks like an absolutely “horrible” place to work. Damn.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:DG_Ariel_Plantation.jpg
Especially if one is not named “Gilligan.”
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Indeud.
Or part of LOST.
you mean 11 carriers
and, you’re a schmuck
You’re missing 3 zeros, there.
Was just at breakfast w/ a friend having probs with BBerry email, FYI. Seems like a national outage.
It hasn’t snowed for Cristmas in 14 years in Copenhagen….
Dec. 17 (Bloomberg) — World leaders flying into Copenhagen today to discuss a solution to global warming will first face freezing weather as a blizzard dumped 10 centimeters (4 inches) of snow on the Danish capital overnight.
“Temperatures will stay low at least the next three days,” Henning Gisseloe, an official at Denmark’s Meteorological Institute, said today by telephone, forecasting more snow in coming days. “There’s a good chance of a white Christmas.”
Delegates from 193 countries have been in Copenhagen since Dec. 7 to discuss how to fund global greenhouse gas emission cuts. U.S. President Barack Obama will arrive before the summit is scheduled to end tomorrow.
Denmark has a maritime climate and milder winters than its Scandinavian neighbors. It hasn’t had a white Christmas for 14 years, under the DMI’s definition, and only had seven last century. Temperatures today fell as low as minus 4 Celsius (25 Fahrenheit).
DMI defines a white Christmas as 90 percent of the country being covered by at least 2 centimeters of snow on the afternoon of Dec. 24.
To contact the reporter on this story: Christian Wienberg in Copenhagen at [email protected]
That’s because we are entering an ice age. Duh.
Master Fly:
When will you be announcing your 2010 predictions?
It is the highlight of these internets.
next week
post rating – 3.5/10
g’day ^_^
I stil have my olde fashioned fly wheel model despite having about five chances to “upgrade to the new” over the last six years or so.
I love my flywheel almost as much as I love my Fly (though not in the Hamfast manlove sense), as it appears I can bounce it off the skulls of approaching ne’er do wells, and still check my e-mails or blog replies in a flash.
It’s getting so olde, however, that I am thinking of going to the Droid, which I shall immediately christen “C3PO” as it strikes me as a mite gay.
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I like the blonde on the right (my right)
well,
I’m busy as shit over here. 2 huge architectural projects and 1 canvas and 2 sculptures, so sadly enough, you guys will have to do without me for awhile. I’m holding long, my biggest is AA which I bought at 12.98 weeks ago.
hope you get your blackberries working again, otherwise it could very well be the start of the downfall of America? no wireless email? holy shit, god forbid, suicides could elevate….get the body bags out.
carry on.
jah ripping
http://www.pomegranatephone.com/
A fucking cellphone that BREWS COFFEE; not to mention its a god damn shaver and harmonica…
The perfect phone for the FLY
That piece brought my browser down but it was well worth it.
The extent to which people will go in order to propagate a joke is amazing to me. How much do you think that whole site design and set up cost??
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So, that device is only available in Nova Scotia, eh?
Fly,
Tempted to buy here if pullback is sufficient.
Are you cautioning us not to?
No the Fly is not perfect but when constantly trying to achieve perfection, excellence is obtained.
I could buy UUP here and stop this dollar nonsense. Few trading days left in the year so expect some unexpected here.
RIMM Job update….Blackberry must have got their stuff fixed…15 messages just popped into my Storm 2
Unleash the broken robots.
http://i613.photobucket.com/albums/tt220/RedSquirrel/iBankCoinbot.png
I am shocked that nobody is talkin about, by far the most important, news of the day. FDX downward revision.
Interesting, given their “great news” the other day.
Doing wonders for the Trannies, too.
Dow Theory, anyone?
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Take a load off with some Tiger Christmas humour (sic).
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Fly, I must congratulate you on the copious number of comments you have generated recently, to each post. You are doing something right, to be sure.
you’re welcome
Yes-my blackberry is f…. today!!?!??! Annoying
Hammy
Quit being so sensitive over the military budget. It’s not like weapon system manufacturers give a shit about servicemen. It’s fucking riddled with fraud and waste. The money would be better spent on servicing exisiting equip and improving quality of life for soldiers and marines, than some moronic vehicle that blows up when a grenade hits it.
wow, fly, have you ever considered applying for chairman of the joint chiefs of staff?
He is going to apply for the Joint Chiefs of Hippies, methinks.
Where does this Dick Durban-speak come from??
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Quit worshiping false idols.
You tawkin’ ta me?
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Nice.
BTW: You are not serious when you blindly support a military budget of 850 bill per annum, are you? I am sure it’s a ‘Gint Joke”, being a libertarian and all.
by the way, congratulations on a comment where no two sentences (or thoughts, even) have any semblance of continuity.
Fuck off, Pvt dipshit.
le Fly can’t find his binky
You stole my robot pic. I want it back.
You mean this guy’s robot pic?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/85513753@N00/2244958390
Yeah. That shit is mine. That was my robot.
You both got it backwards. The humans are dead!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGoi1MSGu64
I almost feel bad for being up almost 1% today.
GMCR
KFT
HBAN
SQM
WNR
TSO
COP
TSTR
Anyone else up? Whatcha holding?
YRCW
GMCR
RAX
C…LONG TIME HOLD, I’LL BE DEAD WHEN ITS WORTH SOMETHING, BUT KAISER WILL HAVE STEAKS
GLW