This has to be the most frustrating market of all time for bears. I imagine them sitting in a sandbox, playing with ghetto Jack in the boxes. Each time the rap song ends, the Jack in the box pops the fuck out with a 40 ounce of malt liquor and cracks it over their heads.
We have no business going higher; but who cares? The Empire always wins. You didn’t think misfits clad in burlap, like Zerohedge, would win, did you? Pffffffff. The government is shitting on you fuckers and will continue to do so until you are fresh out of cash.
As of right now, I am at new all time highs and we’re not even done with August. If you would have asked me three weeks ago if I thought I’d regain all of my lost coin, AND MORE, prior to September, I’d fucking laugh at you and spit sprite in your face. This is an impossible comeback for me. I was down 8% in early August and now show gains of 17%, up another 2 this morning.
More than that, for my personal account, I’m cutting dicks off (no homo, odd) with my DECK call position, now up more than 100%. In other words, fuck you little short bus fuckers, “The Fly” raises dominion over your ham sandwiches and slaps you with them.
As an aside, I am about to check the fuck out of this Amish hotel and head back towards civilization, which incidentally is under water, littered with assholes with boats. I swear to God, if I see anyone within a 50 yard radius of me kayaking through my neighborhood, I’m running them over with my Lexus. Fuck the consequences, those people need to die
It’s Darwinism coming into play here, gentlemen, in more ways than 1.
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