That fucking bastard of a hurricane, the DEACON OF DEATH Irene, has radar on my ass and is gunning for NYC now. Remember, I was just in Turks and Caicos and missed her punches by just one day. It was, seemingly, the perfect trade. However, as fate would have it, mother nature has a bone to pick with me, rightfully so. I’ve been a big supporter of natural disasters for many years now, having placed large monetary bets on the sheer destruction of bullshit southern states.
But now she is gunning for me. What to do?
Well, the good news is, I couldn’t care less about my current living quarters. May she enjoy ripping my house from the foundation and tossing it into the Atlantic. So you know, I’ve already secured dry quarters in central Pennsylvania and will enjoy watching Irene fuck up my house, from the luxury of a very dry and distinguished hotel room.
As this pertains to WNR: BUY, BUY, BUY (No Cramer).
Are you people fucking nuts, selling WNR ahead of a storm that is going to punch NYC in the nose? WOW. This is a refiners wet dream, due to safety of southern refineries, as prices are set to surge. In my estimation, this could be the tipping point for crack spreads, finally forcing asset managers to “get their share” of the billions to be made from fleecing the average shlub at the pump.
Thanks to VHC, GSVC and a benign WNR, I am +1.5% today—putting my year to date gains over 10%.
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“sheer bullshit of southern states”.. hahaha very funny Fly, your turn to eat the cat shit! enjoy 🙂
lol.
I am hedged, long millions in WNR.
Skiffles up, gold up.
Skiffles filled the gap while I was in meetin’s and was kind enough to hit my buy stop as well.
Thanks for the entry, Uncle Warren.
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SHHHHHH.
It’s Skiffie, not skiffles. XIV is going up – just a matter of how long it takes.
Good luck with that.
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nicely played JG.
it would be epic if Warren were on that trade as well to larger size than the life line he handed out.
Mr. Fly. This will confirm the reservation you made at our fine hotel. I am sorry to inform you that our hotel is overbooked because there are so many chicken shit New Yorkers running for their lives. However, we will put you up with a couple of homies from the Bronx but you will have to share the sheets. When you arrive I will meet you at the front window by the bullet proof glass.
Thank you for your business.
LOL.
TC, you are a slayer.
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How can you wish destruction on your newly remodeled bathroom.
Like Fly’s good neighbor, State Farm is there.
sounds like fly living a real life “final destination”
Hershey Hotel?
that place is a dump
Yeah buddy!
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I thought your Camelback Mountain was the one in Phoenix at first, Jake, and was shaking my head at the “naturally wooded lots” description:
http://www.trails.com/list_6961_onestar-hotels-near-camelback-mountain.html
Bernanke to the bears… http://youtu.be/EmOH5f1J1Uc
I will be getting very long at S&P 1055ish… until then enjoy getting chopped to pieces
Then there’s this joint. Ass end of Nowhere, PA, but nice place. Good golf too.
Only place I’ve ever been in America where there are COUNTY signs warning drivers NOT about drinking and driving, but TO BEWARE of drunk drivers.
No shit.
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better get to higher ground
About WNR, my bullshit 5-digit Zeeco account is thanking SAMs for that trading idea. I bought some at 15.55 this morning, and am currently shoveling fertilizer in my ’83 Taurus’s gas tank. Do you think that’s equivalent to your dynamite sticks? I sure hope so.
In our bullshit southern states we have drivers so drunk they CAN’T drive.
Keep a strong pimp hand, Fly!
Fly,
Have you seen Final Destination 1,2,3, 4 or 5? Perhaps you were supposed to perish in T&C. Mother nature is coming back for you.
Be careful… anything can happen.
Werent you considering a move to a ‘bullshit southern state’?
Californians:Earthquakes::Southerners:Hurricanes
Bring it, you bitch. Ive got a 5th of Jack and a chainsaw full of gas.
Coincidence? Home builders are trading in lockstep with BAC….
this negative mother earth energy is stalking fly? sounds personal. perhaps we could help fly analyze why mother is mad. vote early and often on which fly activity is most likely ticking mother off:
A) needlessly idling his aston martin 24x7x365, so that it is precisely 72 degrees when he gets in it
B) 10 plastic bottle water bottles/day?
C) flying in a chopper to go to the grocery store?
D) not paying extra for the “green” energy electric company option
E) throwing his underwear away instead of washing them
F) leaving the lights and TVs on all day for his dogs
… or add your own…
leaving the windows open for fresh air while he runs the house air conditioner to cool it to 72 degrees
Big game hunting in snake skin boots
what time is Uncle Ben speech from Jackson Hole tomorrow ??
10
about time for the bears to panic cover into the close