What sort of fuckery was today? Buffett buys BAC shares, DAX flash crashes and our market dives lower ahead of Ben Bernanke’s speech tomorrow. Frankly, the drama, well, it’s too much. On top of that, Hurricane Irene is barreling towards NYC, threatening to fuck up my house. None of this shit makes any sense to me, seriously. The only thing that keeps me sane is my little PPT, where mathematical precision takes a front seat.
As of 3:41 pm, I am +1.5% for the day, so I’m really not feeling all desperate and shit like the rest of you tech buyers. Nevertheless, this is a dreadful, absolutely horrific, tape.
My only solace is knowing the refiners’ future has never looked better. Oh, by the way, I just sold out of that idiot MTG for a quick .17 loss. Preposterous.
Into the bell, I am just sort of sitting here in awe of this sell off, grateful that I am not bearing its brunt. However, there is always tomorrow! Plenty of time to make up for today’s miss then.
See you fuckers later.
UPDATE: I added to VHC.
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I’m partial to the Merlin background for the site, myself
omg i love this original song excited for this remix.
Then you will like this better…
Danni Carlos – Coisas que eu sei (richard jay remix)
http://vimeo.com/21985460
or this…
Kondencuotas Pienas feat. Mill – So Pure
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7j02xMM-gc
or…
Bassnectar – Magical World ft. Nelly Furtado
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7kEYuRCV_Y
or
Chicane – Hiding All The Stars
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvTcbxEypUc
… took 1/2 my SHORTS off (so to speak) !
Still partially hedged on the LONG side !
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Bring it Bernanke … I’m GOLDEN !!!
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I guess Alf wins AGAIN no matter the outcome. YOU ARE A GENIUS!
… the posts are all here jackass !
All you gotta do is read’em !
You can R-E-A-D can’t you ?
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WINNING !!!
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LOL
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And 1/3 of your face
… watch and learn cretin !!! LOL
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That was a terrible thing to do to José González’s music.
He sold out when he did Chico and the Man.
hey that was the best show on tv
OK Clam do your worst..Me and the US Dollar have your Spine in our hands. Maybe we will hit you over the head with it when you can’t get it up tomorrow?
No idea what that means
Bullish it came from a series of earlier comments over the last few months where I joked that I was going into Mortal Kombat with the Clam, his actions has truly hurt the US Dollar, so I made the US Dollar my sidekick. Anyway, in Mortal Kombat, one way to kill is to rip the spine out of the other player..which happened about two Fed Meetings ago when the Fed really lost a lot of power when the Core CPI posted higher. Since then the Clam has been weaker and that is why I joke about having his Spine in my hands…it amuses me. Us Bears have little to amuse ourselves with.
I was a Street Fighter 2 kinda a guy. Perhaps that’s why I didn’t understand.
Boy, these thumbs up and downs can be cruel sometimes.
In this case, I’ll bask in my glory knowing I provided “The Jackson Hole of Financial Commentary”.
Who comes up with these??? Jeremy the IT Guy is crazy!
I warned you about those comments regarding having my spine in your hands. You will be picking your teefs off the pavement soon enough.
We will see Super Clam…..Bullish, I agree, lol, the thumbs can be “interest”. Lots of Bulls out there.
Engrish preese
The market is playing some serious gay chicken with shorts and longs.
Mr. Fly. It is with regret that Allstate Insurance will be cancelling your Homeowner’s Insurance effective immediately. Your house does not meet the definition of insurable as contained in our policy. Your bathroom does not meet code, you have people living in your shed (they claim to be your illegal gardeners),your yard is eroding and you have bullet holes in your front door.
Good luck and don’t call us. We are closed for the upcoming Hurricane.
Doing the Bobbit with a 3/4 position of $WNR over the weekend. I’m sure we’ll see gas lines here by Saturday.
“I just sold out of that idiot MTG for a quick .17 loss”
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Dewd !
That $1700.00 could’ve paid for your Pennsylvania hotel accommodations this weekend … not to mention gas there and back !
Just kiddin’ of course !
Certainly not making light of anyone possibly in harm’s way with this Irene biz !
Stay safe !
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nice tune, for a change
Fly,
I am curious of your opinion on MOTR, I know you liked it in the past
Pennsylvania hotel?….still going to get wet
Motr will go to zero. Don’t buy
Any chance we get the Newsbot 3000 link re-installed under the blog tabs like the old site?
Tex
Look at site footer. It’s there!
Thank you Sir.
Fly, Good luck to you and your family, hope Irene does you no harm. You do have time to prepare, unlike the earthquakes we get out here on the left coast.
When QE2 ended in June I full expected another round would be announced by the Clam at Jackson Hole. Now I’m thinking nothing new comes out Tomarrow. In other words I am clueless other than I expect some big moves in the markets.
godamn it, fly where’s le market center. dont do that dude. fuck it damn it.i’m pissed
I miss that too !
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get on the stick booooooy.there’s a lot of black to the right.
Le market centre being added tomorrow
PMI Mortgage insurance co. ceased writing new commitments last friday. It seems all these mortgage insurance co’s are hemmoraging money.
The acct reps for these co’s were always around with golf invites, dinner, drinks etc. Haven’t seen them in months.
Curious about your MGIC buy…
*hemmorhaging(?)
definition here below, if that is what you are asking about. Or were you noticing that it was misspelled? It’s a long word, not easy. You should see Razor misspell when he’s drunk like he admitted he was yesterday.
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/hemorrhaging
Jackson Hole to be market Glory hole?
Is the new iBC look a Black Swan event?
I suppose right now might not be a good time to be living at sea level. At least you can get a good slice of pizza.
Cramer’s protege whips it out.
http://www.tmz.com/2011/08/25/lenny-dykstra-charged-indecent-exposure-craigslist-encounters/#.TlbaJGFTqNY
What a sad friggn commentary on the mental make-up of today’s nouveau fucking riche. Beat feet from an 85 mph hurricane(?)? Are we so untuned to the real world, have we no insurance, is our house a pos occupied by a 7 figure income family, have we never thought about what could or might happen, have we never done any family financial planning, do we give a shit about anything other than whether Peter Luger’s will be open during a storm, is this so very different from a company getting it’s pps smacked and you bail without looking at anything but the chart pattern? Welcome to the real world where real people live all, youse guys in da Bronix and notrt and sout of da LI Expressway parking lot.
You’re a misfit.
Fly
I like the look of the site.
It’s all Goth.
Prepared to get devildogged in your jacksonhole
paradise ,amazing, its not where u vacation. it where u live. dont miss the best of life lookin at the greener grass. u will miss what u have. dont piss/gamble on over sold bull shit companies that have been told to close.there r 6000 stocks to choise from dont pick risky ones. in the end u will be a winner if u use common sence not what someone tells u. do ur own work. dont copy, use commonsense. u can built ur world on the shoulders of giants, choose ur giants carefully
sorry for the type o’s but i hope u get my point. im disapointed in the de-class that attends here,
nice tune..are you an Oakenfold fan at all?
Sir Fly – Nemacolin?
That’s the place I linked above.
The one w. the signs that warn normal drivers to beware of drunk drivers on the road.
Note, not “don’t drink and drive,” but instead “you, sober person who are innocently driving here, BEWARE of the Drunk Pennsyltuckians that roam these roads. We cannot police them.”
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good old fashion booze cruisin. we used to do that in michigan,see how many mail boxes you can take down while holding a beer in one hand, a dobbie in the other while steering with your knee.on gravel roads.
Whats got futures all jacked?
Ummmmm?………What?!?!
I remember my first beer!!
that was a reply to razor above, sorry
Here’s a thought regarding Irene…Photograph your shit (not from Irene but potential vandalism while you’re gone, throw out the shit in your frig that will stink up your house when the power goes off, get the fuck out until the power is back on.
Having riden out Wilma right on Hollywood Beach, I must admit it was fun and thrilling however…
Once the storm was gone, no gas, no power, very humid, stores are closed or don’t have nothin in em, curfews, no internet or phone service. Not fun after two or three days.
Cards and liquor my man
Sounds like a hurricane party! Don’t forget to stock up on jock itch spray. Get extra for the boys. The ball sweat you’re smellin may not be your own!
NEW YORK IS ABOUT TO GET HIT BY IKES TWIN SISTER IRENE, I HEAR SHE PACKS A STRAP ON DILDO WITH SPIKES. OUCH.
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Look around again
It’s the same old circle
You see, it’s got to be
It says right here on page 43
That you should grab a hold of it
Else you’ll find
It’s passed you by…
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Rainbows all around
Can you find the silver and gold ?
It’ll make you old
The river can be hot or cold
And you should dive right into ‘It
Else you’ll find
It’s passed you by…
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Pass it ’round one more time
I think I’ll have a swallow of wine
Life is fine
Even with the ups and downs
And you should have a sip of it
Else you’ll find
It’s passed you by !!!
~ David Crosby ~
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One of my favorite songs.
I don’t care for this new layout.
The good news is no one cares about your feelings.
J-Ho
Wassup w. the new site not taking formatting? It makes for a bland piece of pie.
In the meantime, it’s time to Get in the bank funnel, Skifflers!
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I have 2 daughters in their 20’s very interested in fashion, and they wouldn’t be seen dead in UGGs, and they spend a lot of money on boots. DECK is completely dependent on an expensive, ugly, old-fashion design that is knocked off a million times.
How come you are so horny about that company?
I like the numbers, not fashion. FPE of 13x with a pristine balance sheet. They operate flawlessly.
A friend of mine ordered some Uggs from a web site and paid with a cc. Weeks later as the gift-giving date approached, no emails and no Uggs! No response to follow up emails and requests to cancel the order. After notifying the cc company and getting the transaction annulled the Uggs were delivered UPS via some individual from NYC via air freight from China. Then, no sooner than the cc payment was denied an email came requesting payment and when declined they never requested return of merchandise … seems as though DECK may have some inventory pilferage to contend with or a knock-off company operating across the ally … but I guess that’s part of doing biznuss in China.
Uggs make a Christmas present when you can’t think of anything else. The real ones are a little better than the knock-offs.
thanks fly -jeremy le marketcentre. looks le sweet. hey, and i even get the custom ads.lol they even remembered i needed a wet saw…….rockin
Fly,
I like the new looking format here. The darker tones are appropriate for the times.
Whatever happened to the “I have seen the future and it has (lower/higher) stock prices in it”? Time machine in the shop for repairs?
Be well, as well can be.
Today’s question:
How many bullets does the Bernank have left?I think he has a few more, but not the 44. The Buffet buy was a good one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOxGL5G8Pbk
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GOOD MORNING VIETNAM !!!
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… let the games begin !!!
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Responding to his own comments within a minute…a real sign of someone desperate for attention…
Too much breastfeeding from Mommma, I would guess.