I am up over 4.5% right now, led by insane gains in DECK, WNR, VHC and GSVC. All of you small children who went into today short stock, thinking there was nothing THE GRAND EXALTED BEARDED CLAM could do, are now subject to bowling pins bouncing off your dog-brained head. Ben is throwing them shits at you, whilst puffing on his blunt, saying “I told you bitches I was gonna get you.”
“The Fly”, once again, reigns supreme over you goat fuckers, pushing ALL-TIME HIGHS, now up almost 15% year to date, off by only 1% from annual highs. I’ve been taught no lessons because I already knew the outcome. It’s winship on an industrial scale here, folks. Clearly, I’m not fucking around and I’m definitely not taking prisoners.
The PPT flagged OVERBOUGHT on 8/24, ask my members. Intra-day, it flagged OVERSOLD, with a score of 2.45, signaling a buy with both hands and cock. This is what some call SHOMP. I call it a sublime harmony of mathematical precision. None of you clowns are doing it like me and you know it.
In closing, “The Fly” is talking shit on a grande scale because he can.
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Calculus equations on our cover symbol?
I sense the formula for time travel is soon forthcoming…
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Buying dips during Clam speeches is one of the most fail-proof investing strategies I’ve encountered.
Lol, implying you bought that dip.
actually i was long going into the speech, and then i did buy a little more on the dip. not saying i did it with absolute confidence, more out of hope.
but, bottom line is, it worked…worked all week really, except thursday.
You better sell before the end of the day… I am coming for you FLY. TZA $50 calls
Fly – you need your own tab at the top of the page.
That picture is priceless. I think it’s also overbounded, but that’s for another discussion.
Scratch that, 3rd order polynomial.
… I’m thinkin’ this shit gets SOLD into the Close !
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Fuck off.
TZA $50s buy them now….
If Irene goes “full retard” on your residence, what kind of YTD gains are you expecting in your portfolio?
WNR will offset all losses to my bullshit house.
so basically the clam has cut the cord.
drummer … did you see my reply to you in the previous thread ?
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no, i’ll go back in a sec.
well,i hope the bots didnt sucker in the shorts. just sayin.on the other hand metals are coming into their respective seasonality.and my sugar longs just popped nicely.it’s funny how those 2 hedge each other nicely.odd yet funny
Very appropriate music!
I must have missed something… BEN did nothing. Market is higher but not based on anything BEN did….
Ben did plenty. See your losses from your shorts today? That’s what he did.
On a side note, any one having issues loading the background theme of Bernanke with blunt and cocaine onto the site?
Yes. I don’t see it.
Works in IE but not Firefox.
I only see the Bernank with a stogie and nowhere NEAR enough BLACK SMOKE coming out
I only see a white background.
White background too, no Bernanke picture. Firefox 6 on Windows 7.
If you are using FFox, hit Shift + Ctrl (or Command on mac) + R to do a ‘full refresh’. That should show the OG Clam.
The home page of iBC is still fucked up, but The Fly’s Blog page is working.
Thx!!! Mad Willie, it worked.
Ski those slopes, Benny!!!!!
Like they have said for many centuries… Some people make things happen, some people watch things happen while most people will ask… “WTF just happened”???
This fucking website, I love it. Ben smoking a blunt amongst piles of cocaine? LMAO
I’m thinking Tony Montana image would be the heat – http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/dailyrft/tonymontana3.jpg
I am not short.. but we are higher due to oversold conditions…. my recent buys are HUN, TEX, and SHO.
TIII will be a winner in rebuilding from this hurricane. Stock doubled after Katrina.
Well played. Bernanke talked about mostly what I expected- calling out fiscal policy and telling them to get their shit together. I was however elated that the good doctor NAMED NAMES. He slapped his cock across the face of healthcare costs, Congress disrupting financial markets, and general bureaucratic ineptitude.
The lines from the Godfather came to mind:
Just let your hand drop to your side and the gun slip out. Everyone will still think you’ve got it. They’re gonna be staring at your face, Mike. So walk out of the place real fast, but you don’t run. Don’t look nobody directly in the eye, but don’t look away either. They’re gonna be scared of you, believe me, so don’t worry about nothing.
This light blue font in the comments section is an eyesore.
will fix
I couldn’t see Bernanke with Chrome, so I got on IE and saw him. Too funny!
But IE makes the pages flip up and down when I did not ask them to. So now I am back at Chrome. This new site is very black but also very bright somehow. Strange. Fly, you should have your different folks look at it and say how the blackness and brightness and light blue font etc. affect their eyes. They should also use different browsers– IE, Firefox, Chrome etc. and see what they get. There are really a lot of different factors involved in setting up, or redoing, a web site– some of which are not obvious until they are there in front of you and done. Some colors or brightness levels cause eye strain in some people but not in others.
Good luck with it all, Fly. And Congrats on your wins in the markets today.
Got stung today.
The clam finally acts like a hawk and the fucking dollar responds by tanking.
WTF??
Makes no sense. Something tells me Trichet has something up his sleeve tomorrow that will be bullish for the markets.
The volume is anemic too. THe HFT’s rule the world for now. Curious to see how they make money in the future when all of the retail investors leave the markets because they are tired of being gamed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGXzlRoNtHU
Damn, that nether eye bastard Alf is getting really annoying. Talking to himself and all kinds of stupid ass donkey shit. Please STFU.
Fly. I hope ur house ends up in Nova Scotia. My cousin is looking for a place.
You’re welcome.
r u sellin fly?
Drudge Report shows headline -NYC Mayor orders 300,00 to flee- No surprise that Fly was long Flee before Bloomberg.
Holding my SHORTS into the weekend !
Am slightly “hedged” on the LONG side but …
leaning waaay to the SHORT side !
Very much NET SHORT !!! fwiw
Have a good weekend all !!!
Luv Ya !!! 🙂
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