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Stocks Continue to Bore and a Broad Observation From a Cynics Point of View

For the better part of the past 3 months, markets have lost its élan vital, its virile spirits which propelled it from the doom filled days of February, when all seemed lost and China was inexorably ravaged, to new glorious heights.

Since then, the dry bulk index has risen by 193% and stocks bottomed — paving the way for a widely hated market rally, which seemed out of sync with the numbers coming out of corporate America. Nevertheless, there have been terrific gains in a wide array of industries, many in both semis and commodities, enabling many to exit the summer months with an acute sense of achievement and accomplishment. The deficits that had a forlorn affect on the moods of professional money managers have all but dissipated, up until very recently after renewed concerns that the Fed would hike rates into an already stupid and rotten oligarch’d economy.

On news that Draghi wouldn’t self mutilate himself in front of the press today, stocks have sold off.

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The true story here is the non stop run in the dollar, something that is sure to be mentioned as a reason for earnings short falls this quarter.

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The market is begging, like dogs, for more QE. Without the rigging of markets and rigging of US elections, freedom and prosperity might prevail. Those of us domiciled in middle earth would prefer that freedoms be curtailed and the poor watched over closely. It’s in the best interest of a certain subset of our society to draw from the very best and cheapest labor available in the world. Our corporations cheerfully uplift these bedraggled people and increase their standard of living. One day, said people might purchase a Coca Cola whilst entering inane messages into their Facebook messenger on their fireproof Apple mobile phone.

While some might argue that these policies decrease the standard of living for Americans at home, while promoting a consumerism economy, one based on marketing to an already low information public — saddling them with debt and taxes that bar them from rising above their place, I can only suggest that they move to Mumbai and try avoiding getting raped on public transport or having their hair cut off while eating a riced pudding snack.

The world is changing and our mode of living with it. The internet is no longer a disorganized mess of shifty artists attempting to express themselves, but a well oiled and very greased up corporate machine whose sole purpose is to collect data, from which agencies and retailers might bargain to either watch you closely or sell you a handbag. The news is uniform and the social media empires ensure that competition remains at bay. As long as people are focused on tapping into Facebook and Twitter, they’ll lose interest in trying to compete.

The socials are, essentially, the welfare of the internet, giving people just enough to satisfy their craven demands for attention and praise.

Off to Twitter.

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Europe Freaks Out Over Draghi’s Meaningless Comments

This is a lot to do about nothing. The ECB is scheduled to end QE in March of 2017, at which point the US will likely takeover and do their own QE. We keep taking turns, don’t we?

The euro is heading lower after Draghi’s comments were interpreted as somewhat hawkish? Really? That’s a bit of a stretch. The fucking bird faced man just said the degeneracy wouldn’t end abruptly. Some view that as a suggestion he might taper. All of you need to visit psychiatrists. You’re spending far too much time listening to these maniacs.

“An abrupt ending to bond purchases, I think, is unlikely,” the ECB president said in a press conference in Frankfurt on Thursday. “We remain committed to preserving a very substantial degree of monetary accommodation.”

The comments keep the central bank on track for a potential extension of its bond-buying program as predicted by economists. Draghi said the Governing Council didn’t discuss any extension or tapering of the program in this policy meeting, while noting that the publication of fresh economic forecasts in December, as well as the results of internal studies on options to avoid running into bond shortages, will help the decision then.

Earlier on Thursday, the 25-member Governing council left its main refinancing rate unchanged at zero, the deposit rate at minus 0.4 percent, and reaffirmed that asset purchases will continue to run at the pace of 80 billion euros ($88 billion) per month until March 2017 and in any case until policy makers see a sustained pick-up in inflation toward its goal of just under 2 percent.

“Information that has become available since the meeting in early September confirms a continued moderate, steady recovery, and a gradual rise in inflation in line with previous expectations,” Draghi said, adding that risks to this baseline scenario remain to the “downside.”

Stocks dumped out, euro lower, and gold nonsensically higher. See how none of that made any sense? Good. It’s called obsfucation. You’ll get twisted in a tight whirlwind and then BAM, they’ll cut your fucking heads off.

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Courtesy of NIRP, CLO’s Are Making a Comeback for the First Time Since Financial Crisis

Some of you are either too young or stupid to remember the financial crisis. Part of it built up thanks to CDO’s, CMO’s and CLO’s. I remember vividly working at my investment bank and was told to sell their CLO products, which yielded 10%+. I said no thanks, quit, started my own shop, and avoided the entire fiasco.

Well, thanks to the negative rate policies in Europe, and over $10 trillion in debt with zero yields, investors are gobbling up this toxic shit again. I wonder what sort of leverage is being used here, in order to get the yields? Maybe they’re leveraging 10-30x? Who the fuck knows? Nothing could go wrong.
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“The CLO market looks strong in Europe this year,” said Dominik Winnicki, a London-based credit strategist at Barclays. “There is new money in CLOs, and CLO buyers are a big part of loan demand.”

The growth in CLOs, and a slowdown in new-loan issuance, has pushed leveraged-loan prices in Europe to the highest since 2007, based on an S&P Global Inc. index. New-loan sales fell about 20 percent in each of the past two years, according to data compiled by Bloomberg. This year, they are little changed at 92 billion euros, the data show.

About 12.7 billion euros of new CLOs have been issued this year, and the annual total will probably surpass 15 billion euros, Winnicki said. That’s up from 13.8 billion euros last year and 14.4 billion euros in 2014, he said.

That’s fucking great. We’re now doing the exact same thing that got us into the financial crisis to begin with. Let’s now get rid of Dodd-Frank, permit the investment banks to leverage up their balance sheets on collateralized debt, maybe this time leveraged energy debt, and have a go at it.

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Was Hillary’s Earpiece Audio Picked Up by Mic During Debate?

This is making the rounds. If you remember the drama from the first debate, which led people to believe Hillary, in fact, had an earpiece in her ear feeding her lines — which brought nothing but rancor from the left — decrying the Trumpsters as sore losers. But, clearly here, in the little video below, you can hear someone whisper ‘dozen’ to Clinton, at a time when she was stumbling about — not really knowing which fucking planet she was on.

Listen.

This is corroborated on the CSPAN feed.

The exact moment ‘dozen’ is heard, both mouths were sealed shut.

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Explain that?

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Apparently a Drugged Brazile Gets Skewered By Megyn Kelly Over Wikileaks Emails

So I was going to ignore this interview, since Kelly pissed me off earlier in the show. But she fucking nailed Brazile here, who could only respond by saying the shit we read was false because, umm, Russia and criminal activities led to the release of the Wikileaks. You’re a thief if you read them, fuckers. Seriously, she was abhorrent in this interview and wreaked of guilt.

She was either on drugs or drunk, or maybe both!

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As the Largest Russian Naval Fleet Steams to Syria, Megyn Kelly Gets Triggered Over Trump’s Groping Allegations

After the debate, I expect Fox to at least cover the substance of the debates, mentioning the policy topics and very serious matters facing all of humanity. Instead, I was entreated to a femi-nazi scorned woman routine, starring M. Kelly. Without question, she prepared this interrogation well before the debate. Without a doubt, Fox is in the tank now for Clinton, save Sean Hannity.

This went on for what seemed like forever, until I had to turn it off upon hearing that Donna Brazile was going to come on the show to tell the American idiot that the things written in the emails, released by Wikileaks, was in fact invalid — since the Russian did it.

Speaking of which, Russia is steaming its largest naval fleet towards Syria since the cold war– in response to the threats the Obama administration have made against them.

We seem very willing and eager to normalize relations with Vietnam, Cuba and Iran, yet for some fucking reason we choose to pick a fight with the country that can blow us up 1,000 times over — literally. Where is the common sense in that?

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Trump Poleaxed Clinton in Final Debate; Refuses to Accept Election Results Before Seeing Them

That’s my opinion, of course. I do believe Trump took her to task on a number of key issues and really hit her hard on Syria, the Wikileaks and her mind-boggling saber rattling against Russia.

The folks at Fox are having mini-strokes over Trump’s reluctance to accept the election results. He said he’d accept them after he saw them. What exactly is controversial about that, given the overt attempts of the DNC to rig the election? In the Wikileaks documents, it was revealed that the DNC openly worked against Bernie Sanders and there have been numerous reports of millions of voters being registered when they shouldn’t.

Juan Williams, Brit Hume and the lot are simply apologists for a government that has proven to be both deceitful and insidious.

Here were some of the highlights.

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Another Democracy Loving Lad from the DNC Discusses Bullying Women at Trump Rallies

Here’s Aaron Black’s next hit. This is the third video out of James O’Keefe’s Project Veritas. If you’re just tuning in, the first two featured some regular patriots, John Adams like folks, doing their duty for God and Country.

Related: The White House responded to these scandalous videos by suggesting no one should take them seriously and to not just take a grain of salt — but the entire packet. Amongst other things, the White House spokesman said O’keefe was a liar and the actual things that we’re actually seeing aren’t actually true.

“Despite what the name might suggest, these videos have not often revealed the truth,” Earnest said, though he admitted that many Democrats had been forced out of their jobs as a result of O’Keefe’s work.

“Time and time and time again, the information that was released by this organization was a lot different than initial reports would indicate,” he said.

In regards to that Creamer fellow, a criminal who visited the White House 347 times since 2009, visiting Obama 47 times, the press secretary said they didn’t have much of a relationship.

Earnest dodged questions about reports that Creamer had visited the White House 347 times and met personally with Obama 47 times.

“I’m not sure that I can describe it, because, I’m not sure there is much of one,” he said, when asked to describe Obama’s relationship with the Democratic operative.

O’keefe struck back, telling the White House to fuck off.

We got them. Seeing the White House Press Secretary stumble through his denial was embarrassing but this isn’t over. We have hours and hours of footage, including audio recordings of phone calls between Robert Creamer and the White House.

Here is the log of Creamer’s visits to the God King himself.

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