Our Evil President Ruined the Rally in Commodities, Forced Dollars to Go Higher

You don’t realize what a degenerate you’ve been until you’re naked in the streets, getting hit with dog whips. I was having a fine day until our evil President talked up the dollar this afternoon, which ruined the rally in gold and the rout of the dollar, and forced all of my gold and oil stocks lower.

Ironically, I now find myseld HODLing, hoping for catastrophe to strike and forced dollars lower. This is why gold bugs can’t have good things. They are complete faggots, selling out quickly at the first sign of faint weakness. For the love of God, gold only fell by 0.6%, yet my NUGT was off by 6%.

My only respite was found in PPDF and FTK.

Do not worry lads, I’ve made enough money to last 10 exorbitant life times. I will now take a brief rest and then prepare to trade SHITCOINS this evening, making up any minor inconveniences I endured during today’s trading session.

In an excerpt from a soon to be aired interview with CNBC, Trump said Mnuchin’s comments about not giving a shit about the dollar were misinterpreted. Moreover, he says the strength of the nation will ultimately lead to a stronger currency.

As such, both gold and gold miners, as well as oil stock, are sinking in unison — sadly depreciating in value thanks to our evil leader.

To think that I was on the verge of making grandiose sums of money at the expense of dollarFAGS and now seeing those gains dissipate is disdainful to me. As such is the ultimate fate of all gold bugs, I too wallow in misery, watching with a calm normality of horror as my NUGT, EGO and EXK sink. The dollar is on the rise again, wiping out a strong euro rally — imposing our nationalistic zeal upon the Forex markets.

JT opened down 6% and quickly annihilated sellers and is now hammering higher. All of the faggots using caps lock are rolling into the stock now because the candles are showing a MUH hammer, same goes with NUGT. The early morning weakness has given way to an uncontrollable tidal wave of buying. This isn’t a unique situation, since most stocks are finding their way higher and I certainly do realize that the high tide lifts all vessels.

But my spirits are higher than theirs and my skill set infinitely better, pulling from a deep reservoir of knowledge that has been curated over decades of hard work and labor, intense study — marked by stomach churning failure and mesmerizing success. “The Fly” is a champion in a field of broken arrows. BEHOLD, and bear witness to, and never forget the runs you are seeing in PPDF, JT and very soon NUGT and MYSZ and FTK and SN.

I gave you the blue prints, yet you chose to ignore the nice man smoking from an estate pipe traveling in a time machine. When you are poor and bankrupted, scrounging around for money to feed your pet turtle, remember the days of your insolence and always remember “The Fly” tried to help you.

I have sad news to tell you. MYSZ does not own the app to measure cock size for condoms. That’s a filthy German company. This company measures for shirts and pants, a fine app that would mesh well inside of Amazon’s website.

I bought the stock for the love of the chart, God damn it. Air pockets are imminent. Israeli press releases to buoy shares are all but a foregone conclusion. I am in at more than double the price from when it was first recommended to me inside Exodus — but I am in nonetheless and here for the extreme wins.

Go and look at the MUH charts. It will make the stock trade up.

Do not think for a second this isn’t deliberate — because it is. Trump knows the value in a shitty dollar and has fomented an environment that had led to a weaker dollar, in spite of Fed interest rate hikes and a tapering of their balance sheet. When you put it into that context, it truly is remarkable to see the dollar making fresh lows like this — which is, of course, a boon to US exporters.

Gold is taking a breather today and many miners are sharply lower. This is an industry that has been overwhelmed with false starts and broken promises, so I will be mindful of my positions and make sure they don’t become anchors on my overall performance.

Early going, I have two notable breakouts: PPDF and FTK. The former is a blockchain/chinese burrito stock with a gap to fill 100% higher from present levels and the latter is a play on fracking. Look at WTI stare down $66, I like my chances positioned into exploration names, like FTK and SN. Once the sector gets going again, I will likely buy a few more oil stocks. In the meantime, I am only looking for momentum, tactical trades, by which I could profit from.

The Hill is reported President Trump will reveal a $1.7t infrastructure plan during the State of the Union Address. Home Depot just announced, thanks to Trump’s tax cuts they will give employees up to $1,000 in cash bonuses. So much for the cuts only benefitting the rich.

FCX beat on the top and bottom line this morning.

CAT crushed earnings, and so did MMM.

Dow futures are +120 and Nasdaq +40.

WTI is higher by 1%, edge lording towards $67 and gold is moving up again.

We’re heading higher again, and for good reason. The animal spirits are in savage mode. You’d be wise to position for a sharp rally in commodities. Truth is, all of this win is inflationary. With tax cuts in the bag, an infrastructure bill in the balance, and Sec. Mnuchin saying a weaker dollar is a good thing, the dollar is likely to suffer and inflation is likely to spike. Watch the TIPs for confirmation. In the meantime, getting long gold, silver, and crude is probably both proactive and smart.

Sec. Mnuchin responded to comments made yesterday, which caused the dollar to swoon lower, by doubling down on said comments and blatantly declaring the dollar was simply not a concern of his — implying it’d all work out in the end.

Long gold.

I don’t have time to fucking sleep. I trade equities during the day with space alien magician precision and allocate resources into ICOs at night. This evening I bought ETH, STORJ, ELF, and INS. I’ve been allocating a portion of iBankCoin’s revenues towards this asset class in the hopes of truly learning something great. In the event I lose all of said monies, I am prepared to initiate a Martingale stratagem in order to recoup my investments.

At this point in the narrative, Le Fly is flush with gains, as deep as the oceans are cold, lurid and prepared and determined to achieve a level of investment greatness, rarely, if ever, seen on these internets.

While my hibernation away from equities lasted longer than expected and even corralled me into the indecorous world of rotten politics, make no mistake I have risen again — stronger and more feverish than ever before — both obsessed and angrily speed chopping large carrots atop a sweeping marble countertop, which is just as cold as it is elegant, with my testicles firmly placed atop of it. I never miss and rarely become afraid — because I am an expert speed chopper of carrots and have been doing so all of my life.

I reign over both stocks and shitcoins in unison, with an energetic masculinity that is, quite frankly, infectious. My life’s work has culminated and reduced into a single purpose, which is to provide a path for lazy hobos like many of you with a shortcut towards wanton profit and to live fruitful lives. My generosity is unparalleled in this regard.

Sit back and enjoy the show. I bring forth gifts from the stock Gods; ready yourselves for perversion.

I was cavorting in Cherry Hill, NJ on a personal matter today. While dining at the local Whole Foods, I managed to sell my SECO for a +23% two day profit. I’m fucking bowling on the competition.

With those proceeds, I rolled into JT — not because it’s the best stock in the world, but because it’s about to rip the fuck higher. Trust me when I say, give it a sharp look.

I’m long from $8.22, so I’m already up 50 cents — bear that in mind. The good folks inside Exodus are alerted to these happening in real time.

I had a grand day, with gigantic ball’d wins in SECO, PPDF, NUGT, and more modest wins amidst a slew of other securities. This is the renaissance of Le Fly — an era marked by extreme verbosity and winship, scaled only by his wits and natural born instincts to succeed.

Full disclosure: I knew this would happen — because I travel and zip throughout outer space in a fucking time capsule.

I am presently long SECO, KBSF, PPDF and AMCN.

Other China plays lighting up include: WINS, QD, CCRC, SNP, YECO and VIPS.

The Dow is +150, commodities are screaming higher, and all of my positions are energetically moving higher.

My current status on trading Chinese stocks pic.twitter.com/Wx3UQzq307

— The_Real_Fly (@The_Real_Fly) January 24, 2018

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