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Our Evil President Ruined the Rally in Commodities, Forced Dollars to Go Higher

You don’t realize what a degenerate you’ve been until you’re naked in the streets, getting hit with dog whips. I was having a fine day until our evil President talked up the dollar this afternoon, which ruined the rally in gold and the rout of the dollar, and forced all of my gold and oil stocks lower.

Ironically, I now find myseld HODLing, hoping for catastrophe to strike and forced dollars lower. This is why gold bugs can’t have good things. They are complete faggots, selling out quickly at the first sign of faint weakness. For the love of God, gold only fell by 0.6%, yet my NUGT was off by 6%.

My only respite was found in PPDF and FTK.

Do not worry lads, I’ve made enough money to last 10 exorbitant life times. I will now take a brief rest and then prepare to trade SHITCOINS this evening, making up any minor inconveniences I endured during today’s trading session.

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16 comments

  1. Marc David

    YES! Shitcoins…

    I find myself up at 1am clicking refresh to see what you’ve been doing in this realm. I’m so happy you finally are drinking coffee and now this.. ole Fly is back in full swing.

    That vegan no coffee no gym no trading guy.. wasn’t my favorite.

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  2. sarcrilege

    Silver in lockstep with gold. Weak hands helping JPM get more phyzz at bargain prices. I am with JPM. Smart guys at JPM.

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  3. sarcrilege

    CoinSpeak posted this vid a while back and I reposted it here many times already because it is in good taste. This Fyrstikken guy is the epitome of shitcoins traders. Have fun tonight boys.
    https://youtu.be/3gfntBEI3Aw

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  4. acehood

    Lol, gold bugs really are fags. They can’t even make bank when they’re right.

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  5. zusch

    Buy THETA you degenerate

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  6. cancel19

    Me thinks this “please all/ please none” shit our prez did sux. I bet he didn’t want to hurt WMF bitch too much. I picture her as an old saggy tit person basking in the South of France beaches topless basking in the sun with heavy tan trying to figure out the 8D chess moves our Prez does.

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  7. john_galt

    It is because you trade like a retailtard and got schooled like the little boi that you are.
    You should change your name to Johnny….as in Johnny came lately

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  8. it is showtime

    Hi manipulators, The endgame couldnt be more glaring. ‘Another’ +140. ‘Wow’. It’s solely concocted You’re not fooling some of us that it’s authentic/organic. It’s a toying. So eyeroll-obvious. (Early session subroutine, late session subroutine to show undying support, And sustain a tripledigit, ‘Another tripledigit’) The intention following the start of the year, for providing 2-3 100+ or 200+ dows each week,
    Couldn’t be more obvious

    And you know I know it. bye.

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    • zephler

      and here’s the guy that has said the same thing for what 8000 points? Do you ever question your confirmation bias? What are these mystical and gnostic signals that you seem oh so connected with that have caused you to miss out on what is directly infront of you? Are you ever not a cryptic hand waving quack?

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      • it is showtime

        The population will be the ones showing stupefying gullibility, in the lens of history. Your impression of my premise and objectives are patchy at best.
        1) I don’t feel I’m
        “missing out”
        I don’t give a shit about the up stage. I believed I would capitalize on collapse while the rest of the world is “falling apart”. I’m still on track to obtain that, in waiting.
        2) I believe the narratives
        reverse very-quickly when the next market inflection occurs. From being a quack.
        3) The indexes were already overoverbloated in November of 16. Given the hyperaggressive manipulation following the election, the mountaintop would only be increased, (meaning scope of bubble), as it has. In what most likely is being centrally programmed. So if I believe it’s centrally programmed, how is that weird when it does anomalyously surge and in a way which is highly suggestive of human tampering and fiddling?

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        • the_wolf

          you on twitter showtime ?

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        • zephler

          it’s not news that it’s manipulated up – the rich get richer, why do you think you will be the “chosen one” that will be perfectly positioned for this black swan apocalypse? Those are pretty thin odds you ate betting on, all the while, you have “missed out” on making money. OA used to say – “so you want to be right or do you want to make money”? Everyone knows it’s manipulated blah blah blah, but you play along, extract what you can, and laugh at those that scoff at the blatant rigged game. You know it’s rigged, everyone knows its rigged, why would you bet against a horse that wins 9/10 times? You have your principles and the good conscious of not participating in the upward sham, congrats. When the inevitable down tick comes, what’s the difference between the $ you make vs the $ I made going up?

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          • sarcrilege

            Well put. However, the difference is this: Obviously you know it’s rigged. We all do. But only the “chosen ones” know when enough suckers were pulled in for them to off-load their shit on their backs and then (((pull it))) because those trapped in will end up with their worthless (((confetti))) – think Weimar, Venezuela, Zimbabwe, etc. The winning strategy, knowing it’s all rigged, is to be positioned outside of (((their))) rigged system so you at least are left with something they do not control because you have it in your possession – 90% of the law. But suit yourself. Each to their own.

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          • numbersgame

            Good discussion:

            So we agree that the trrain is heading for a bridge collapse, but what to do?
            1) showtime and sarc: stay off the train
            2) zephier: ride the train towards your destination and try to jump off in time

            Advantages to each approach. Good luck

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  9. stocksnblondes

    You’re a little late to the party on shitcoins. They have become boring.

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