I don’t have time to fucking sleep. I trade equities during the day with space alien magician precision and allocate resources into ICOs at night. This evening I bought ETH, STORJ, ELF, and INS. I’ve been allocating a portion of iBankCoin’s revenues towards this asset class in the hopes of truly learning something great. In the event I lose all of said monies, I am prepared to initiate a Martingale stratagem in order to recoup my investments.
At this point in the narrative, Le Fly is flush with gains, as deep as the oceans are cold, lurid and prepared and determined to achieve a level of investment greatness, rarely, if ever, seen on these internets.
While my hibernation away from equities lasted longer than expected and even corralled me into the indecorous world of rotten politics, make no mistake I have risen again — stronger and more feverish than ever before — both obsessed and angrily speed chopping large carrots atop a sweeping marble countertop, which is just as cold as it is elegant, with my testicles firmly placed atop of it. I never miss and rarely become afraid — because I am an expert speed chopper of carrots and have been doing so all of my life.
I reign over both stocks and shitcoins in unison, with an energetic masculinity that is, quite frankly, infectious. My life’s work has culminated and reduced into a single purpose, which is to provide a path for lazy hobos like many of you with a shortcut towards wanton profit and to live fruitful lives. My generosity is unparalleled in this regard.
Sit back and enjoy the show. I bring forth gifts from the stock Gods; ready yourselves for perversion.
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FIG
Staying out or the indecorous world of rotten politics is a good choice these days. It’s now dangerous out there with the thought marxist commissars banishing anybody who speaks his/her mind to siberian gulag vis-a-vis Paul Nehlen (@pnehlen), a Wisconsin business executive and GOP candidate for Congress who was suspended from Twitter for posting factual information:
https://tinyurl.com/y7qmvru8
Elf? Wtf
Fu Li is on the development team. His brother F U is laughing.
Why do you refuse XRP?
No Monero?
INS didn’t even look like tokens were available via their site just Binance.
I’m so intrigued! Go Fly!
MIT people running ELF. In order to capture the decentralized datacenter, one needs to buy them all.
Would you post % of your buys so I’d have an idea of position size?
STORJ is looking more interesting as I explore the site vs SC
How about XVE, the Vegan coin, up 7.5%. Join the vegan initiative.
https://tinyurl.com/y7aa8ft8
psss, hey. wanna buy some 0x?
FIG
I told you that you would be reinvigorated as soon as you jumped into the crypto world! It’s bloody awesome to have you back and mentally ready to fire those orbital space canons on the plebeian hordes below.
I’m still waiting for you to jump on the PPT bandwagon though… and watch out for its (sort of) competitor, PPP. I’m in PPP as a sympathy play, as I expect it to moon once PPT moons again.
You should be posting on STEEMIT. Look at that STEEM in the last 24 hr. My fav coin by far- the platform has usefulness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyA9-jJhlCo&feature=youtu.be
Fly elf I think is a scam, check their website, cannot click any link: https://aelf.io/
They have three members on their team and no working product from what I can see, all their blogs posts are about trading, they have a market cap of 500mil for what?
Q&A joke here:
https://medium.com/@aelfblockchain/q-a-about-aelf-candy-system-cbfab9fe567e
But sure it can moon 🙂
Whether something is/not a scam is irrelevant for these momentum chasers here. Stop distracting them with facts.
Yes I did say at the end it can still moon 🙂
here is elf progress report posted Jan 14th https://medium.com/@aelfblockchain/aelf-progress-report-5ed02058bef2
Lend (185mil market cap) is a better for a trade than elf (500mil market cap) right now.
Lend as a working product, elf does not, lend sold of as late but is respecting its daily uptrend