Last weekend I had dinner at my favorite Chinese restaurant in the world. It’s not a fancy place. As a matter of fact, it’s a hole in the wall dump. It’s an open kitchen with like 15 line cooks, all going crazy on one giant stove, with 3 foot flames coming from the grill and people spraying the floors with cold water, just to keep the kitchen clean—at all times. It looks as if those fuckers are cooking on top of some sort of psychopath fire breathing dragon. Plus, aside from all that, the head Chef aka “slave runner” keeps me entertained with his microphone antics, constantly yelling at his cooks.
I speak of this wonderful place to distract you from the markets, for it is trying to trick you into doing something stupid. I will not elaborate, as to what I actually mean by all this. However, just know, “The Fly” speaks the truth all the time, even when he appears to be lying blatantly.
Speaking of which, Geithner is going to fuck us all, isn’t he?
On a very personal level, I’m into buying stocks again, until I get burned or maimed. I like JRJC, ACM, LNN, BUCY and even FXI. Fuck, I even like GE here for a trade. I done lost my mind!
See folks, “The Fly” is all about assisting those who are in wheeled chairs into idle manholes or elevator shafts. If I could, I’d assist them into air ducts or sewer pipes too. However, I am far too busy, banking coin, blogging like the wind on this here internets, than to fuck around stuffing people into idle air ducts and shit.
Besides, there is much work to be done on iBankCoin. Some of you wake up in the morning and look forward to slapping your co workers in the face with a hot mop. I, on the other hand, am burdened with the gift of making ridiculously accurate market calls, then transmitting such said ideas to third parties.
The burden is too great.
I insist, focus less on the intraday trades and more on what the market will do over a 5 day span. You shall and will thank me later, for this sage and wisdom filled advice.
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