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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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Markets Blasts Off on Less than Expected CPI Number

Some people might say the CPI is rigged and how shit is still expensive so you can fuck off with that less than expected CPI number. But I believe it — and want to believe it. Why would the government lie? After all, they have a sworn duty to the people of this country and if they weren’t interested in the people of this country — who are they working for?

Don’t be silly. The American governmental machine might be filled with cromagnon blood suckers but they’d never rig a CPI number in order to boost stock prices.

America is back and you’re just gonna have to deal with it.

I had a 10% UVIX hedge and had to close it out. After a bit of a pull back in one of my piece of shit stocks, today’s gains stand at +0.82%.

We are going up, not because Joe Biden is a great President — but because this is the least form of resistance up against trillions of dollars hungry for MOAR.

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