iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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BEARS GET THEIR HEADS CUT OFF CLEAN IN OIL CHARGED RALLY

I tried to warn you — but you chose to shit onto your portfolios and go bankrupt.

I moved higher again by 1.27% — pressing my YTD to 42%.

I’m actually leveraged at 130% of assets — because who can stop me? Will I draw down 2 or 3% tomorrow? Perhaps. But given my state of consciousness with this tape, I will make it all back and much much more.

Today’s rally was spearheaded by oil and AI stocks, an odd blend of narratives to weave through — but this is exactly what makes sense. The AI arms races is just beginning and there will be dozens of companies vying for a piece of the action.

Stocklabs has been using AI since inception, utilizing backtesting tools to predict possible outcomes. This is the whole premise behind the overbought/oversold signals.

Nevertheless, I wish I had something exciting to share — other than I UPGRADED to a new car this weekend. I figured with all of the new money I’m making, I at least deserved the BIG Subaru and not just the mid-size. Now I’m a SubaGURU lesbian aristocrat and those who glance at my visage show me immediate respect out of fear of losing my favour.

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4 comments

  1. metalleg

    How does your wife deal with all the chicks trying to get a piece of you as you drive by in your new souped up SubaGuru?

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  2. duuude

    Ascent black onyx. Doesn’t give a shit…in style.

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  3. moosh

    Outback wilderness is where it’s at. Lesbians have no idea how much gas I’m guzzling until their wigs are blown clear off after mashing the pedal past them

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  4. juice

    Nothing says you’ve made it like a SubaGURU lesbian aristocrat-mobile

    Nice going Flea

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