I tried to warn you — but you chose to shit onto your portfolios and go bankrupt.
I moved higher again by 1.27% — pressing my YTD to 42%.
I’m actually leveraged at 130% of assets — because who can stop me? Will I draw down 2 or 3% tomorrow? Perhaps. But given my state of consciousness with this tape, I will make it all back and much much more.
Today’s rally was spearheaded by oil and AI stocks, an odd blend of narratives to weave through — but this is exactly what makes sense. The AI arms races is just beginning and there will be dozens of companies vying for a piece of the action.
Stocklabs has been using AI since inception, utilizing backtesting tools to predict possible outcomes. This is the whole premise behind the overbought/oversold signals.
Nevertheless, I wish I had something exciting to share — other than I UPGRADED to a new car this weekend. I figured with all of the new money I’m making, I at least deserved the BIG Subaru and not just the mid-size. Now I’m a SubaGURU lesbian aristocrat and those who glance at my visage show me immediate respect out of fear of losing my favour.
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How does your wife deal with all the chicks trying to get a piece of you as you drive by in your new souped up SubaGuru?
Ascent black onyx. Doesn’t give a shit…in style.
Outback wilderness is where it’s at. Lesbians have no idea how much gas I’m guzzling until their wigs are blown clear off after mashing the pedal past them
Nothing says you’ve made it like a SubaGURU lesbian aristocrat-mobile
Nice going Flea