Yesterday I felt my hubris was gonna lead to a swift kick to the scrotum. I enjoyed the melt up too much and really boasted about it. I even posted on the front page of ibc a picture of terrorist Jihad John with the title ‘BEARS GET THEIR HEADS CUT OFF CLEAN,’
What sort of monster does that?
Clearly, as you can see, I am demonstrating some contrition here — regret even. I closed out my leveraged longs and took a 20% TZA hedge as a penance, which also serves as protection against those seeking to harm me.
In a sense, TZA is like having my own Jihad John guarding my office door, eager to cleave off the heads of anyone attempting to see me without first having an appointment.
See there I go again.
At some point I’m gonna lose a lot of money, being this obnoxious. Maybe the new car got to my head, the big Subaru with all of the new gadgets. Perhaps I’m disconnected to the proles and need to visit a soup kitchen in order to drop slop onto the bowls of the underclass.
Either way, if I’m being honest, I really feel that I’ve been good enough to deserve more gains. I know I know, I’m already up 42% for the year and that’s plenty for 3 years worth ot returns. But I really sense that I’m a special person deserving of special gains. Maybe I should make 300% this year, amidst pomp and glory. Maybe I’ll walk around in Roman robes and sandals, tossing slop onto the bowls of the underclass from atop my big Subaru.
Bottom line: I appear to have hacked into the matrix and possess the secret keys to investment success.
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