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Cryptos, Stocks Rip Higher: The Bounce is Here

I gained +121 bps today in an easy sunny side up sort of trading day. I do not think the market is set to rip higher, I know it is. With that said, I am 100% long and betting on Cathie Wood’s ability to summon God to favour the bulls.

Over in crypto land, Elon Musk tweeted some bullshit about environmentally friendly ways to mine for BTC. All bullshit, but the crypto-tards love it and the bounce we had this morning is now accelerating to the upside with a red hot fever.

This is all stupid transitory soap opera bullshit of course. But it’s the job I am tasked to do, the career I’ve chosen for myself.

Alas amongst a pastiche of great holdings, I expect to rip to my annual highs this week and without much effort. I just turned positive for the month, up a whole 1.1% for May. Tomorrow being my birthday, I’d expect nothing less than a cathartic day to be granted to me from the Gods.

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9 comments

  1. metalleg

    I’d like to be the first to wish Señor Fly a very happy and profitable birthday.

    Many will wait until tomorrow evening when it will be too late for their birthday wishes to have any effect on your birthday.

    Me, on the other hand, likes to makes his wishes early when those birthday wishes can have a positive impact.

    PS – As I have mentioned previously, Flonase for the win.

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  2. granpa

    Hello and Happy Birthday Fly. I would like to be clever and send you a birthday wish at the stoke of midnight but as I have exceeded the 47.5 for some years now I won’t kid myself.
    Best of health and happy times for the whole of the year.

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  3. duuude

    Happy almost Birthday Sir Fly.

    Relish every adventure, the good the bad and the fugly.

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  4. trumpmeister

    Hope you get to enjoy my Matic BD present.

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  5. tha pirate

    Happy b day Cap’n! Arghhh…

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  6. purdy

    ‘At 37.5 years, one should kill oneself.’
    Fly circa a while ago.

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  7. purdy

    Looks to me like summer trading has begun …fat wall streeters moving OPM to “safer” bets so that they can spend more time on the Vineyard with less worry about being called out for underperformance.

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  8. dontpanic26

    Pave the way for me, as mine is on Wednesday. May your profits be excessive tomorrow!

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