iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Prepare to Buy Cryptos Lower

As I’ve mentioned here innumerable times, I am bullish on ETH long term. I have been buying it every month for more than a year and it just so happens the prices have gone up for about 9 months straight. All of that shit is about to change. The recent degeneracy in cryptos have taken on a comical level and I am afraid there isn’t anywhere to go but lower, for now, in order to WASH OUT the fuckheads who just ruined the party for the rest of us.

I will demonstrate my evidence with several pieces of content below.

Fuck all of those people above. I have never seen this sort of shit happen without an extreme reversion to the mean. As you noticed in recent days, BTC-ETH and all of the “real” projects are suffering with price declines — because everyone is being lured into fucking pancake swap to ride one of these perverted money trains. Well guess what fucked face — it’s gonna end badly. Only after the DOGECOIN is destroyed and the SAFEMOON genre of investor is dead can we get back to normal. My best guess, which is very hard with cryptos, is another 3 months of basing out to lower prices.

In other news, I present to you the IKEA guy.

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8 comments

  1. maxx2000

    So are you selling out ETH for now?

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    • Dr. Fly

      No

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      • rickyretardo

        So this article is pile of dog shit then. It’s like saying I see this stock going down 30% in the next month but I’LL HoOLD Muh COynes.

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        • moosh

          Where did you infer that fly was selling out eth? False premise equals dog shit in your world?

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  2. itsgold

    Watch it all go 0.

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  3. metalleg

    Pirate Chain to $50 by end of May. Fuck yeah!

    ARRR!

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  4. trumpmeister

    Wrong. Weekend mooning starting now…

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  5. emersonlakepalmer
    emersonlakepalmer

    Who’s that big smiling pederast?

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