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Ok, I Traded a Little

I got bored and didn’t want to lose 1.5% for the session, so I got in there and did what I do best: trade stocks like the fucking wind and manifest my own destiny.

I almost did it — but I came up a little short, down 60bps for the day, after successful day trades in PHUN (+8%), EQOS (+9.5%), and MNKD (+7%). I did close out the day with a 2x position in EQOS, which I bought a dollar lower after my initial sale.

Truth is, I know exactly what I am doing at all times. I meld into the market and work my best under duress. My advantage, naturally, is I’m a piker now. Not having the burden to manage 10s of millions on behalf of others lends me the freedom to partake in wanton degeneracy. Some of you out there could never dare do or trade what I do. Otherwise your chief compliance officer might walk into your office and punch your jaw right the fuck loose.

I’m saddened now, since the markets closed and I didn’t take full advantage of it when it was alive.

See you cock-suckers in the morning, bright and sprite.

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6 comments

  1. roguewave

    Yea, but your ETH is up to $633, on the way to the $1000 roll.
    BTC goin bonkers, up $1,900. The brrrrr thing perhaps?
    One guy said 36 or 38k is resistance for BTC.

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    • roguewave

      Maybe slowly accumulate some nice shitcoins along the way. They will have there day or minute; but not today. We need retail for that.

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      • roguewave

        their

        my crypto comments are derived from other people I believe are on top of this stuff

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  2. heckler

    Mushroom dicked gains in queer issues in the meantime BTC printing massive LARGE PHALLUS gains

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  3. heckler

    Be aware FLY secretly hates many of the best sectors for the next 12-18 mos

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