iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Chalk Up Another Winning Session for Le Fly

Listen to me. I am the best trader to have ever lived on this flattened planet. I walked into today with small gains, escaped the pangs of a sharp SPAC-COLLAPSE, only to fall into the red mid afternoon after an expedition back into the market. My losses moderated at around 3pm, and then I decided upon DRTT — took it at equal weight, 5% overall portfolio, and fucked it for exactly 3 mins for an 18% return.

On that trade, I boosted my gains and closed out the session +0.72%. The winning continues you fucking disgusting people. I am sure the lot of you lost 500bps, maybe even worse, with your indecorous holdings grotesquely overweighted, fat and slow.

Into the bell, 40% cash, 100% winning.

Good day.

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8 comments

  1. it is showtime

    Hi inner wall st CB circle

    3690.

    I just named a number
    you cant get the S&P
    to hit. Can’t even touch.
    have a good day

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    • narcist

      Interesting. I’m just adding to my ES long position right now.at 3643.

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  2. it is showtime

    And, I haven’t put on a mask yet fuckholes
    Elitebags You haven’t gotten me to put a mask on yet Scumwads

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  3. moosh

    But have you let them laser your third eye into oblivion with their temperature guns?

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  4. trumpmeister

    Just booty called my favorite WPM play this morning.

    Hoping to slap cum stain gainz to finish the year strong.

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  5. trumpmeister

    Just got blown early in the morning. Great way to start the day.

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