Whenever nothing gets done in government, Wall Street falls in love again. After all, we just want to be left the fuck alone, except for the times when we need your tax dollars to save us from oblivion. Plus, it’s in your best interests, pleb, as you too have money in stocks via 401ks.
It looks like a Biden victory and the GOP gained in the house and held the Senate. So, all of those dreams of refitting 4 million buildings with windmills, or whatever the fuck the green fuckers wanted, they can now fuck right the hell off now. We have work to do in the fucking coal mines and there is nothing you or your faggot friends can do about it.
Also, the dollar is COLLAPSING today (-1%), as America heaves over like the fat piece of shit it is and readies for another $3 trillion stimulus package, handing out gibs to those who voted this election.
As a result, gold is skyrocketing and I am long NUGT. Not too fast in celebrating my victories, as I am also long TZA. You win some and then you lose.
Net net, however, I stand before you a victorious man. Futures are fucking higher with no condom, +300. There is a distinct chance short sellers will commit suicide today, as this rally takes on a hedonistic quality to it. Makes no sense, other than the fact it makes perfect sense.
Enjoy the gamma squeeze!
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This is too easy. I punched a protester in the kisser last night when he sat down at the outdoor table with me and the wife last evening. He just waddled up and sat down in one of the chairs and started mumbling some Marxist goobledegook. I felt threatened so there was no hesitation on my part. I jumped out of my seat and cold-cocked him. The small group he was with did NOTHING! They left him on the battlefield dazed and confused and bleeding. I let him crawl off to safety as our meal was arriving. This is my generation’s fault though (I’m a boomer), we’ve raised a bunch of pussies.
Good job
Coin Gecko website inaccessible as bitcoin closes in on 15k. I’m sure it’s just an odd coincidence.
https://bitcoin.clarkmoody.com/dashboard/