All stocks are up, especially Biden related green plays. I have a loooooooooooong fucking list of these stocks and have been trading in and out of these fuckers with expert precision. “The Fly” is back in his saddle shooting enemies in their faces, from a position of power. I had been slumping, but now all of that is over and the somber days of last week are behind me.
I am cock-strong today, +300bps, plus another 560bps in my quant — thanks to UPWK. I think fading this rally is always worth a shot, providing you cut losses fast. I had cut my TZA losses this morning at -5%. No sense in losing more than 5% on a hedge, since I had lost the right to own it any longer.
Today’s main takeaways are BitchCoin and Gold, both powering forward. I suspect this is because Biden is going to remove his pants inside the Oval Office and show America his cock, in the form of GIGANTIC stimulus package. We’re all going to greatly appreciate FREE MONEY, especially those amongst us who are depraved and poor — lesser quality people.
Once those checks go out, all of those low quality DNA strands will run outside and buy some malted liquor en route to their shopping mall. I know what you’re thinking, but do not concern yourselves: these nice small people will don their face masks and be very sterile as they partake in ruinous spending, further contributing to their generational poverty.
There’s a lot of unpack above and don’t hold it against me that I appear to be an awfully dark person who the blackest of humor. I simply cannot help myself. But I am working on becoming a better person!
My Twitter ban ends on Saturday, at which point I will return to that wonderful platform and truly work towards becoming a more productive member of society. Now that Biden is in office, perhaps I can de-toxify myself and fall into the bosom of the establishment shills and embrace their malevolence as a kindness to those too ignorant to think for themselves.
In short: long stocks, shitcoins, and gold.
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About time you returned to Twitter you twat! This time use more subtle insults. Since you’ve been reading again, not comic books.. this should be easy for you. Also, have some carbs for once in your skinny life
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