iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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cRaSh cOmInG sOON

I’ve become one of those people I’ve always wanted to kill. I see WTI -6% and copper down 5% and ponder about the possibilities of this all finally ending — putting the market and its whorish ways, finally, out of its misery. There has never been a more deserving piece of shit than this one.

And for all of you FUCKHEADS talking shit to me on Twitter — I see you in real life — I break your jaws for you.

Life would be better if stocks went down 90% from here. This of course would bode positively for my robust TZA position, which I have since engaged into a “Martingale Stratagem”, using my seemingly limitless pool of cash to further increase the position as it dives, inexorably, much much lower.

I did take the opportune to REBALANCE my Quant today, which shed just 2.5% for September. This morning’s bump provided an additional 1.2%. I have since re-aquired shares and filled it up with 50% of my account. The sole purpose there, as I now see it, is to hedge against my own stupidity, as my trading account has now become a denizen for high stakes gambits and shorts.

I’ll revert back to normal, at some point. If you’re following me into the pits of hell and losing coin, just know this is the downside of brilliance, the occasional spates of stubborn ineptitude that can only be corrected with time and comfortability. Presently, I am not comfortable trading at these elevated levels and would prefer and complete and total wipeout — subjugation of the population towards and into the mask — a muzzle of sorts which could then be placed onto Twitter accounts — whereby certain individuals EXPEDITIOUSLY picked up by Black Hawk — lined up against a wall and shot.

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8 comments

  1. edge

    SPY 220 puts standing by Sir!

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  2. skunkbuttstew

    TZA, Bitchezz!!

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  3. purdy

    Short bonds may be the best play here …and switch to short stocks only after the market has had a chance to react to whatever deal for more crack is announced.

    Unknowns include: to what extent does Trump run the Trump administration? Do the deep staters want to allow him to be re-installed? ..are they just negotiating for a more compliant Trump? ..maybe a war with Iran?

    I once would have termed that above nonsense as nonsense. But the last 19 years have taught me how ignorant I’ve been.

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    • ha

      I’m still pretty damn ignorant of much, but 10 years ago I was totally clueless.
      Unfortunately many today seem to be as I was back then.

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