I did everything wrong today. I could not punch myself out from a wet paper bag, literally bogged from the beginning until the end. I entered today a black man long BLM stocks and left a white bear-shitter — DOOMCASTING end of times because misery loves company.
The last two weeks have been a forlorn occasion for me in the markets. I had a 12.5% MTD gain in my trading and that’s been SHAVED to 8%. Why? Because I’m a fucking moron.
Let this be a reminder to all: no matter how good you are, at times, you will be a fucking moron. Therefore, always keep a portion of your money in a longer term oriented account. In the beginning of the month I was sucking my own dick, as I CRUSHED my own Quantitative system by 20%. Now with the Quant swatting me down the last two weeks, I am most appreciate of my calculator like brain, since of course I developed this quant too.
I don’t know what the fuck to say, other than “you just wait there for the market to crash on your fucking face” sonny boy. I rage and shake my fists in the air and no one listens.
One day soon, amidst the fires and turmoil, you will all come crawling back, begging for a morsel of information. For now, enjoy your cocksucking bull market and be sure to fuck yourselves on the way out.
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Tomorrow’s headline will include the word Phoenix – glad I am not the only one with black eye from beating myself up.
That afternoon, 67 trades later, “The Fly” finished sucking his own dick
I Never lost 4% in a month but I admire the ease with which you accept your fate:)
I AM UP 8% YOU ILLITERATE
H, how do you define lost?
if you never lost 4%, what is you max gain over a month?
how many total months have you invested?
Futs up on stimulus optimism. Note that this a deal between Mnuchin and Nancy.
Selling it to Mitch will not be so easy. About half of his caucus has a far-right base that is likely to go ape shit if this goes to the floor, especially since it would pass only with overwhelming Democratic support.
I don’t see it. Sticking with my net short position which is anchored by a straddle, should still turn a little profit if the deal goes through. On a strong enough pop I might sell the calls, wish me luck.
In other words, this “negotiation” is window dressing for Trump and the Democrats.