The type of fuckery taking place today will not occur once Apple splits its shares. The weighted index fiasco will soon end. On a day with market breadth 65% NEGATIVE, the Dow showed a gain of 190, because Apple edged towards $500. Similarly, NVDA, a $500 stock, ripped higher. As a matter of fact, many of the HIGH PRICED Nasdaq tera caps ripped.
TSLA +2.5%
BABA +3%
Etc.
If you lost money today and wondered to yourself “what the fuck did I do wrong?” the answer is nothing. Small caps were lower by more than 1.5%, as Robinhood traders get BTFO by deep pocketed hedge fund managers who have had enough of the shit stocks galavanting higher.
I took the day to oversea yet another repair on my car, book a few trades (SMAR +6%,API +4%) and position myself for what I think will be greatness next week. The rotation is 100% in effect, so be careful about overstaying your welcome in those low brow piece of shit runners.
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Ready, to play a game, of Global thermonuclear war, Again
Showtime delved into the raucous runner slosh
Sashaying-about like a Bolero Matador
Some names some of you will know
XSPA
CLSK
IDEX
CODX
BYFC
TNXP
HTBX
BOXL
VXRT
OPK
OPTT
UAVS
TRIB
Ready for the turn
Time for the turn
Inverse—-Re engage
why haven’t you just committed insurance fraud on that car yet?
$FTK can’t stop, won’t stop.
This gumby lipped jiggaboo (I mean he was the color of midnight) was waiting in line ahead of me at the fried chicken place. This guy had hair like he stuck a fork in light socket, wore a wife beater, and smelled like a monkey’s anus. But that’s beside the point.
I turned to him and said “Hey Sambo. Who are you voting for?”
He then plays the race card and says I’m raciss for calling him Sambo. But he said he will for vote for whoever promises the most free stuff. The moral of the story is niggers love free stuff and will call anyone racist even though I am the least racist person alive. Even less racist than Donald Trump.
Fake story. You don’t “turn to” someone “in front” of you in line. For many months I thought your stories were true; now I know you’re just making stuff up.
“You don’t “turn to” someone “in front” of you in line.”
You do if you talk out of your a$$
Yikes, Fly probably got smoked in tennis tonight